The Butch Agenda Is Threatening A Guys Masculinity So He Goes Out To Help How Wife In The Pouring Rain

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

I have decided that I am no longer scared of spiders. Come at me you freaky motherfuckers.

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

This means I get to tag heterosexuality as a trigger warning too

i hate everybody on this site

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

“Child, I sense your life growing dull and your soul growing restless. Return to the old gods who boor the life before you……..”

Coelacanth Science Bandana, by Colorata.

only the mcelroys know the true real gamer pain of picking up a cool little object in-game and carrying it around with you bc you don't actually give a shit about the plot and creating an elaborate backstory for your new little manufactured friend and then eventually flinging it to god knows where and losing it irretrievably and despite massive rescue efforts having to actually move on and play the shitty game about killing as you mourn for your fallen war buddy chodezilla mac the weird tree-lookin decoration