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I've said it once and I'll say it again, I HATE Amren with a passion and after acosf I'd be happy for her to leave on a permanent basis.

I honestly think Amren has alterior motives regarding the Night Court considering how much she was pushing Rhys on the idea of being High King....like what? He's just tied his fate to his Mate's and you want him to literally risk it all for power???

I see you, you little Asteri traitor 👀

This has been a PSA.

Nesta being treated like a feral, uncontrollable thing when:

a) Azriel attacks Eris at the high lord meeting and tortures people for a living

b) Feyre attacks Beron and - inadvertently - the lady of autumn at the meeting

c) Cassian is banned from a whole court and slaughtered a whole village when he was angry

d) Rhys worked with a tyrant for 50 years

e) Mor and Amren had a fight that destroyed a mountain

I love how Kit Fisto just decided he was gonna be shirtless for the battle on Mon Cala

All of the Mon Calamari and the Quarren are wearing clothes in these episodes but Kit Fisto decided it was a tits out kind of weekend

Season 3 episode 1: Phee beats the crap out of Cid for 30 minutes

Tech: This is Phee, she’s a pirate

Phee: Liberator of Historical Artifacts to you Brown Eyes ;)

Crosshair: ….

Crosshair: There’s no fucking way

Tbb s2 spoilers

Crosshair if Rampart interrupts his breakfast one more time:

Not Luminara Unduli. 

Not Plo Koon. 

Not Cin Drallig. 

Not Mace Windu. 

Not Agen Kolar. 

Not Kit Fisto. 

Not Shaak Ti. 

Not Aayla Secura. 

Not Ki-Adi Mundi.

Not Saesee Tiin.

Not Stass Allie.

Not Bultar Swan. 

Not Eeth Koth.

None of them expected Anakin Skywalker to be responsible for their demise.

And neither did he expect he would be the one to seal their fates.

the turkey swiss on rye incident

I am awaiting the Tech and Phee reunion which will I hope happen in front of Crosshair and when she grabs Tech and kisses him Cross is going to be like

"female pirate captain who fights for the preservation of cultures and has a crush on an autistic-coded nerd" sounds like a self insert oc but no, she's a canon character in the star wars universe and she makes me so happy every time i think of her

the mandalorian season 3 episode 4: the foundling has no reason to be as funny as it is 😭😭 like come on

din djarin accidentally makes bo-katan join his weird cult

din djarin saying “next challenger” and then setting down the smallest little 1 foot tall child to fight a child who is at least 4 feet tall AND ALSO PAZ VIZSLA’S KID???

din djarin sassing said 4 foot tall kid

grogu absolutely destroying that kid by backflipping over him multiple times and then winning the training darts thing after literally being taught how to do it 30 seconds beforehand

THAT KID THEN BEING TAKEN BY A FUCKING PTERODACTYL AFTER TALKING SHIT?/!-?-?-!-?? (bad day for ragnar)

grogu’s oversized chestplate 😭😭😭

all the mandalorians’ jetpacks running out of fuel and them grunting and panting as they try to scale the mountain

all of the mandalorians suddenly just getting up and dispersing to eat in private because what else are they supposed to do

THEM BRINGING HOME THE PTERODACTYL’S THREE KIDS AND BOKATAN TELLING THE ARMOURER THAT THEYRE FOUNDLINGS 😭😭😭

the fact that, as you get a new piece of armour, you just have to sit in the armourer’s little lair as she makes your pieces like 🧍🧍

anyways the mandalorian is silly as hell bro 😭😭

we don't give percy enough credit tbh honestly if i was 12 and my mom died and my best friend was a goat and my father was a sea god and i was expected to go around the country looking for my uncle's thunderbolt with a girl that i was pretty sure hated my guts while literally everyone in my life was hiding things from me and never giving me any information so i had to peice everything together and still being called dumb i would go on a homicidal killing spree. i think percy managed to beat up ares because of the unhealthy amount of rage and agitation that was building up inside of him. honestly i don't blame him at ALL pop off king

Bail Organa is literally for Star Wars what Nick Fury is for Marvel and Charlie for Charlie's Angels and I'm so up for it.

Man brought Mon Mothma, Riyo Chuchi, Ahsoka Tano (aka Vader's former Padawan) and Obi Wan Kenobi (aka Vader's former Master) and many other others to fight with the Rebelion under the noses of the Empire without them not even suspecting. Deserves more recognition.

Idk why Padmé was so upset about Anakin beating the crap out of Clovis like??? He just walked in on his wife getting sexually assaulted??? What did you think he was going to do??? And he blames himself for losing his temper and stuff, but dude there couldn’t be a better justification for blowing up. Even if he didn’t love Padmé and wasn’t married to her, a Jedi couldn’t just witness something like that and keep their cool! The injustice! Padmé clearly and deliberately told Clovis “No!” And he still tried to touch her in ways that were obviously unwelcome so thank you Anakin for being a good hubby and defending Padmé <<<3333

Just saw gifs of Hayden training for rots and he looks so young in it.

Sooooo do you think that at one point during the clone wars Obi-Wan looked at Anakin doing something silly or the light hitting his face in a particular way and suddenly he saw the 9-year-old boy he took as a padawan, like "…oh Force that’s a child. I know he’s legally an adult and we knighted him, but this is the face of a boy. Look at those cheeks. He should be taking a nap right now. Why is this literal baby on a battlefield. I’m going to make him some soup right now"

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

HOEAB Headcanon

When Lehabah journies to the bone quarter, she’s staring around her in wonder at the green hills, the sun shining, and she turns around to see 6 wolf shifters smiling at her.

And a tall, beautiful male smiles down at her and says “you must be lehabah. we saw what you did for Bryce and for Syrinx. You are incredibly brave.” Laying his hand over his chest.

And Lehabah just goes a fiery pinkish tinge.

“Connor, you’re just as handsome as BB said you were.” And the warmth in his smile at that, could put the sun to shame.

I forgot it’s February. February is the most terrible month. That is why I have this image.

That said, at this point, I should probably just post a SURVIVE [MONTH] every month. 

It haunts me to this day

im emotional

Obi-Wan's shit eating smirk is EVERYTHING.

What if Anakin was a Twin?

Remember the arc in “The Clone Wars” where Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ashoka meet the Father, Sister, and Brother? What if Anakin had a sister to replicate the Brother and Sister, and together they would bring balance. 

She would be older by a minute or two and be a lot more apprehensive when meeting Qui-Gon in the “Phantom Menace”. (She had dreamt about them taking Anakin away.) She would go with Anakin to Coruscant to be trained to be a Jedi, Anakin would be Obi-Wan’s padawan and she would be Qui-Gon’s. But after Qui-Gon dies she would be assigned to someone else, or maybe she wouldn’t have a consistent master but go on missions with other Jedi. 

In “Attack of the Clones” she would go with Obi-Wan to Kamino, while Anakin went with Padme and they would finally reunite on Geonosis.  Somehow she would find out about Anakin and Padme.

She would be a general in the war and would fight with Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ashoka in different battles. (She would be like a big sister to all of her clones.) And when the council heard a distress signal that hadn’t been used in over 2,000 years, they send the four of them.

That’s where Anakin and his sister discover that they are the ones that will bring balance to the force. They are mirrors of one another, and the farther to the dark one of them falls, the other goes the other way. So if say, hypothetically, Anakin was to fall, she would become stronger in the light side of the force and vice versa. 

This is ultimately one of the things that prevent Anakin from falling, she can sense him slipping. And at the end of the war makes the case to the council that Anakin’s relationships with those around him kept both of them from falling and eventually led to them k-wording Palps and bringing balance to the force. So the Council would be like “yeah I guess maybe we won’t ban people from certain attachments, but we’ll teach that being fearful of losing those we love can cause someone to slip.” Just in time for Padme to give birth to twins. 

And what if, hypothetically, I had a fanfic in the works based on this exact idea...

Clone friendly place

Just a small cafe on Corustant that sells bubble tea, but this place stand out from the others by sticker like"support the boys in white" or "not just soldiers" on the door. Also they always have "special offers" . These drinks are made to match the colors of different battalions or legions. Usually the drinks are white and the balls have different colors, but they add some syrup to make it taste more original. Sometimes they draw some symbol of these boys with the syrup. Wolfpack symbol was the hardest.

Part of the price of the drinks goes to the clone support organizations.

There is also a very decent discount for all boys in white.

In addition, there is an option when someone buys a drink in advance. It has a name but I don't remember it. But it's like

someone buys 5 some drinks, but seller just written it down and late five boys in white can get these 5 drinks free. The first time it happened, the boys were nearly to crying.

There, as in Starbucks, they write the name of the buyer on the cup. Clones are happy of that. The moment when boys hear their name is especially significant, because it comfirms they really have name one more time .

It is that rare moment when they can feel themselves like just people, not soldiers.

Are you even a ship if you're both the same species?

House MD is my favourite and most relatable bisexual representation show, because it shows that bi people don't want to cheat. We just want someone to love until we die, do drugs and maybe commit some crimes.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.