Vapidvaporeon - Hi :)

Omg wouldn’t it be kinda cute 😍😍 if we liked each other’s selfies 😏☺️and then never 😚😛actually communicated 🥺🥺🥺

If you come in you don’t have to come out

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

Employer: What is your date of birth?

Me: April 16th 22BPG

Employer: 22BPG?

Me: Yes, 22 years before Pokemon go.

"Y cogiendo la bolsa del muchacho, entregó las monedas de oro al general"

English translation:

"And taking the boy's bag, he handed the gold coins to the general"

My translation:

"And fucking the boy's bag, he handed the gold coins to the general"

It's funny how Spanish changes from country to country and things don't turn out too well. This was one dirty book.

Living that west coast life 🤘🏼✌🏽🤙🏻