My Esteemed Rival,

do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??

This is what happens when you let your servants watch disney movies XD art by Masaki(Starmoon8) on pixiv and translation and typeset by me. enjoy lol

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

Can you describe to me everyone in OW's face upon seeing: S/O and Mercy limping to breakfast from their soundproof bedroom, both covered in hickeys, bruises, live bites, and rope burns, unable to sit on their sore buttocks, and glowing like two full moons in the sky, goofy grins on their faces, so loving it's almost disgusting?

Ana: Raising a brow while taking a sip from her tea cup. She doesn’t judge but she knows damn well what is going on.

Bastion: Beeping sounds. Too pure to understand why today’s breakfast is so awkward. 

D.Va: Is playing Nintendo Switch, but gives s/o and Mercy an amused sideglance. 

Genji: Notices Angela’s bruises and he’s worried first, but as soon as he gets what’s going on he doesn’t say a word.

Hanzo: Pretends to see nothing. But on the inside he’s a little indignant.

Junkrat: Makes jokes about the bruises and hickeys. His neck doesn’t look any different though thanks to Roadie.

Lúcio: Won’t adress it because he is a good, polite boy. But his glances are a little curious.

McCree: Smirking. Asking if Mercy & s/o were having fun last night. Jokingly suggests he could join next time.

Mei: Gets very flustered and starts blushing. She would die of embarassment if she was in their place.

Orisa: Like Bastion, too pure. Asks s/o if they need medical assistance and suggests putting band-aids on the hickeys.

Pharah: Is a little jealous of the s/o. Just like her mother she is taking a sip and won’t say a word.

Reaper: He is the angry dad who wouldn’t comment their actions but look at them stern and disappointed.

Reinhardt: Sideglancing Ana. Gods, back then in the old days. His neck looked just like s/o’s.

Roadhog: He isn’t very talkative but an amused grunt can be heared. He is the one to blame for Jamie’s bruises, so he won’t judge.

Soldier: 76: Embarassed dad. He will blush a little and scold them for showing up for breakfast like this. At least cover the bruises up!

Sombra: Finger guns s/o with a filthy smirk. She loves it. Just go wild.

Symmetra: Does not care at all, she’s is reading ArchiTech Weekly. She knows what’s going on, but who cares.

Tracer: She will start giggling and cracking jokes about it all week.

Torbjörn: Immediately thinks of his wive and their young age.

Widowmaker: Is just as sassy as McCree, asking if they had fun and if it was good.

Winston: He doesn’t understand how s/o and Mercy could enjoy pain that much. He tries to hind behind the newspaper to escape from the awkwardness.

Zarya: Very loud advices on how to maintain a healthy relationship based on trust and love. She means well but Zarya please, lower your voice sweetheart.

Zenyatta: Is a little confused by what’s going on, but as soon as Genji tells him what’s going on he gets flustered.

Could you write something about how Class 1A would act around the reader who is not really a hero, but not really a villain (like an anti-hero) with an intangibility quirk

for people who don’t know: intangibility refers to crenelation, meaning the person can cancel or can render a quirk useless!

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Honestly, I don’t think anyone would get on their bad side, considering the extremes of what their quirk can do. Some people, like Uraraka and Iida would try and be polite, yet hesitant to say anything seemingly provoking. But, I don’t think that would be the same with Bakugou. He would be relatively arrogant and get shitfaced when he realizes that their quirk isn’t all talk. I feel like after a while, they’ll know who the reader is well enough to know their intents. 

Still need to fix stuff but whatever It all started as an expression practice (trying to mimic Horikoshi because I like his style) and ended up being Fem!Deku (also cause I’m trash and tbh I’d love to have a female protagonist in bnha… But Izuku is always cute and adorable so I don’t really mind either version. There’s a bit of BakuDeku even tho I lean more towards TodoDeku (and OchaDeku because again I’m a DekuxEveryone trash), the idea was some kind of dare Deku lost and Bakugou’s costume is one of my faves so yeah. She had to wear it and being the angel she is, she loves it.

Do I talk too much? Probably, but it’s fine, cause I am here!

The only way to put "Markarth" and "safe" in the same string of words in when you put "is not" in the middle

“Welcome to Markarth, safest city in the Reach.” Within ten minutes of arriving I’ve witnessed a murder, become caught up in a civil war, and found Molag Bal squatting in someone’s basement.

Can you write a scenario where Iida keep doing accidental innuendos while speaking to the class and they just lose it and laugh their ass off while he has no clue of what is going on?

My brain every day: comes up with numerous sexual innuendos up the ass

My brain trying to write this: …what 

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“Alright guys! We have to keep thrusting forward! Quicker, faster, harder let’s go! Push yourselves!”

Iida’s booming voice rang throughout the training room, trying to motivate his fellow classmates through their free work out day. However, he stopped his sprints and looked at them all in confusion when he heard them chucked at his words, mainly Kaminari and Sero who also seemed to be giving each other a look.

“Stop goofing off and go work on that power rack, and make sure to spot each other!” he instructed them while pointing to the various weight machines. Another snicker came from the two of them but Iida chose to ignore it. 

His attention was grabbed when he head Ashido’s voice excitedly cheering and he looked over to see her standing next to Jirou, both of them standing over Yaoyorozu as she was planking. “Ah, good job girls! Way to double team Yaoyorozu with positivity!”

“Wha-” Yaoyorozu’s face was red as she dropped from her plank, grunting as she hit the ground hard. Jirou just looked up at Iida, unblinking, while Ashido began to laugh, trying to muffle the sound with her hand. 

“Hm? What’s so funny?”

Ashido managed to speak between laughs, “N-nothing Iida.” She wasn’t going to tell him just yet, finding too much amusement in how clueless he was.

“Well, alright then. If you need me, I’m just going to go over there to clean and jerk.”

“IIDA!” Yaoyorozu and Jirou shouted before they started to laugh as well.

“What?” he asked, looking around as he saw others watching them and some laughing as well. “I mean, I could work on my snatch instead,” he thought out loud, debating the pros and cons of the different weight lifting styles in his head. 

Then the laughter increased in volume and Iida was more confused than ever, looking around to see the majority of his classmates clutching their stomachs while some were even on the ground. Even Aizawa who was sat in the corner observing them was rolling his eyes and chuckling to himself. Iida’s patience of not knowing was starting to get on his nerves.

“Can someone please tell me what’s so funny?”