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Step 1. yearn

This is just some whatever thing I wrote on Discord the other day cus sometimes I need to get my monthly Spider-Man rant. I was just doing a lot of thinking on the state of things for Spidey.

It feels weird that out of the last 4 Spider-Man movies, 3 of them are based around the multiverse. And the one that isn't pretends to involve it for like the first half! Spider-Verse was a cool novelty to me as a kid with stuff like Shattered Dimensions and the finale of the 90's show. When Miles showed up in the Ultimate cartoon I thought that was frickin sick, but now its like… I've had my fill. This was never really what people liked Spider-Man for, but now it's like all he gets to do on film. And beyond that it feels like a lot of media is missing out on his appeal in other ways too. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is basically a riff on the MCU Spidey so I get why the similarities are there, but I wasnt clamoring for another Spider-Man story where he has the support of a billionare. It's Norman so it's atleast tied more to actual Spider-Man characters and I'm sure it wont go well for Pete, but it's still a thing that happens that you just have to deal with for atleast a few episodes. You still have to sit there and watch a teched out Spider-Man being given a whole bunch of suits by someone else. It's just been so long since a good Spidey cartoon came along and I just want some new shows or movies that are lil more classic ya know. I've been on a journey to read all (or atleast most of) The Amazing Spider-Man and there's still so many cool stories that they haven't tried or that could atleast use a second chance. It just feels like there arent a lot of good alternatives for solid Spidey storytelling coming out at the moment. You have the Ultimate comics and then I guess thats it. I'm sure Miles is doing well, I just haven't kept up with his shenanigans.

Also Spider-Man should be funny again. They make him corny and awkward, but he should be a funny guy! He shouldn't be the kinda dude to make a pun and then say "heh… nailed it". Give him his sauce back.

Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)

Classic Photographs with Pokemon made by AdamDoesArt

So a few 'Peter Parker in Gotham' AUs use the idea that Dick Greyson is Peter's bio dad. I haven't yet seen an AU where Wade Wilson is somehow related to Slade Wilson, but I think it could be a fun AU. But if we combine both these together with the ship spidypool, we can create the ultimate unhinged crossover AU.

Dick doesn't know why his son from another universe is dating Slade's kid from another universe but he is about to lose it. Slade isn't dealing with this revelation much better. Meanwhile Peter and Wade are having a great time fucking around in another universe.

multilingual brainrot...

Just an edit I made not very good will probably make a better version

... So I need an Epic au with spideytorch urgently with Johnny as Odysseus and Peter as Penelope and the journey that Odysseus goes through was Johnny trying to return home after leaving the negative zone

★ "But I knew him" ★

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