Latest Posts by very-random-human - Page 3

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' agrees]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that money is the best!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like your help!]

As a deadbeat dad yourself, how do you get a parent who refuses to have a part in their child life to pay child support?

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is thinking hard!]

There are multiple of them, but I belive they share the same bank account--if that is useful in your advice.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has donated 2,000 coins to give to your children!]

(He frowns.)

I'm not a deadbeat dad-

(He sighs.)

I don't really know how to help you, though. I mean, I'm assuming this is about the egg..? Do constellations even need child support?? You all seem pretty rich..

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is recording both constellations]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is adorable!]

[The Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Being a Menace' bites the incarnation Kim Dokja] [>:3]

(He yelps in surprise.)

Ow??-

I absolutely love this! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

The disciples of Qing Jing Peak weren’t stupid.

They were scholars in training, trained from the moment they had donned their peak’s colors to analyze the world around them. To see every flawless line in a painting. To find deeper meaning in every poem. To pick out each and every note flowing from a qin. They knew how to look, how to listen, how to see under the surface and find deeper meaning without letting their own preconceived notions distract them from what was truly there.

So it was really no wonder that they of all people were the only ones to realize their Shizun was different.

Oh on the outside he was largely unchanged. Still the same careful mask. Still the flowing robes and perfectly arranged hair. Still the ever present fans hiding all but his too sharp eyes.

But they knew how to look deeper.

They knew how to see.

Their new Shizun was a gentler soul than their old one.

It could be seen in the tightness around his eyes whenever one of them got hurt. It could be seen in fleeting smiles his fan wasn’t fast enough to cover when they did something he found amusing or adorable. It could be seen in the rarely granted head pats and gentle praise when one of them did well. His hands were always kind when they corrected sword forms or placements on the strings of a qin. His voice full of warmth as he lectured in front of their classes. His eyes danced with amusement when he teased them with such fondness that they never felt the sting of his words.

He was nothing like their old Shizun.

(And oh how some of them mourned their old teacher. How they pressed wet faces into pillows late in the night and wept silent tears for the man who still walked among them but was someone else entirely. Others spent those long dark nights battling relief and guilt in equal measures, feeling like they were betraying the man who had brought them in to their new home by being grateful they didn’t have to suffer his harshness any longer.

One boy played in a room of the bamboo house and vowed night after night that this new Shizun would have his loyalty at each and every turn.)

Changed as he was he was still theirs.

They had been there, after all, the day he had thrown himself in front of Luo Binghe and been poisoned with Without A Cure. They had been there when he caught one of the shimei’s crying because she missed her home and hugged her, cooing to her like a father to a beloved daughter. They had been there in a million other times when he had chosen them, so really it was only fair that they chose him in return.

Luo Binghe was glad to do most of the day to day care for their Shizun, cooking his meals and cleaning his home, but the rest of them were far from idle.

They trained harder, raising their cultivation levels at speeds unheard of to be strong enough to protect him. They weaved careful coverups and fed clever explanations to him whenever he seemed confused by something mundane. They returned his affection a hundredfold whenever they could get away with it, clinging to his sleeves and pressing against his sides like eager kittens vying for attention whenever he looked lonely.

They also kept a close eye on anyone who seemed too… interested in their beloved teacher, closing ranks and playing interference whether that person was an older disciple of another peak, a Peak Lord, or even the Sect Leader himself.

Their Shizun was not the man he once was, but this new man had chosen them from the very first day he had arrived on their peak. They, as devoted disciples, chose him back each and every day.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to be invited to the party!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they will make a cake!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is with child!]

I- Huh??

(He looks super confused.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is congratulating Constellation 'Bored Anarchist']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if there'll be a baby shower?]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist has something to announce!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is with child!]

I- Huh??

(He looks super confused.)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at Constellation 'Cat That Enjoys Anonymity' with sparkling eyes]

[so soft! (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I AM BACK! ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧]

[AND! I made something! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 'tomato scrambled egg dish']

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' spent some probability to create a scenario]

[a new scenario has arrived!]

❲Category - sub

Difficulty - F

Description - take a bite of 'tomato scrambled egg dish'

Reward - 10000000 coins, a Yoo Joonghyuk in chinese dress and garter belt plush

Failure - you'll make Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cry❳

[try a bite pretty please? I tried so hard and spent so long making it just the way my mama makes it ( ≖⃙⃚᷄ ⍘ ≖⃙⃚᷅ )]

[you don't even need to take a bite of the tomato! you can just take a bite if the scrambled egg! Pretty please? ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚]

(He stared with complete wariness, grimacing as he stared down at the dish.)

.. There aren't any tomatoes inside the egg, are there..?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' said that the valentines date that they shared is not helping them beat the allegations either]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is puffing out their chest!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is taking a deep breath!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is useing their true voice!]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH?

I have no time for your mockery.

Is it weird to have a dream about getting sexually assaulted by your dad and you tell your mom but she just laughs it off even when you show her evidence your lost and confused on what to do only to wake up in your bed and look down at your neck only to realize the hickeys are still there you threatened to tell the authorities and your parents started yelling and crying about how you can't do this to them they tried to chase you and you hid away on a tall place in your room and they attempt to swipe you down with the long stick thing that people use to hang their clothes and you tried to smack it away only for the pain of smacking your hand into the wall to wake you up back into the real world were none of this happened

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is confused]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thought that was established already when he kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja']

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is puffing out their chest!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is taking a deep breath!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is useing their true voice!]

ENGLISH OR SPANISH?

I have no time for your mockery.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' droops in sadness]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cries that they just want the kimchi recipe!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is thinking]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have a footage of Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest' getting beat up with a broom by Wanderer 'Choi Jung Gun' that they can use as payment if you want!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what is not considered spare change then?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' perks up]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' presents Incarnation 'Roksu Henituse' with 100 gold coins and says that they will sponsor them to you if you give them your kimchi recipe!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can add more if it's not enough]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they can pay him?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says hi!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they might have changed their mind about not bothering you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is asking if they could ask for your brother's kimchi recipe]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with pleading puppy dog eyes]

//is krs named roku henituse here?

Yeah no.

You ain't getting near that loser.

//yes

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks they sound cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks what are qilins?]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants to know what your favorite creature is!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shrugs and says that they just do]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks that that seems cool!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they are indeed not from this world and that they do not cultivate]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' smiles smugly and noms on the other tiny cake happily]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' cheers and noms on the tiny cake]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' also pouts and says that they are a constellation!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that just for that mistake you owe them another tiny cake!]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if they can also have 1]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with hopeful eyes]

*arrives with a box of tiny cakes*

...?

Are these poisoned?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' deflated]

[awwww (◞‸ლ)]

[maybe try burning them with a flamethrower? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouts]

[yes they can! You can use them to upgrade your stats and then it'll be easier to dodge the duck attacks! <(｀^´)>]

[also do you want a gun? It might help with the ducks! (´･ω･`)▄︻▇▇〓▄︻┻┳═]

[you can cook lots of yummy dishes with duck meat! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes they can help you with the game but alas they too don't know how to play]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 500 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says the coins are for emotional support!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wishes you good luck!]

Thank you for the coins, but I don't think they can help me with this-

! SPOILERS FOR WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL IRUMA KUN CH.390!

THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS I CAN'T-

He's so majestic I can't-

Goldie gramp, I hereby declare that you are my newest obsession.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' hummed]

[I doubt they will harm your family they like watching them live far too much for that]

[they also like the shenanigans your brother gets up to! ˶╹ꇴ╹˶ ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' laughs]

[the creator doesn't mind death neither do I tho I doubt you'll be able to kill them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head with an empty smile]

[I know that but I won't be able to die until my creator decides to replace me]

[even if you do manage to destroy my body I'll just be remade over and over again]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that