virginhater
honorary senior citizen
227 posts
Latest Posts by virginhater
Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now
take this one dad
❤️
Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok
*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*
Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard
Alternating
Switching between these every day
energy not from sleep or eating well but a secret third thing.....(sheer will)
Lesser Dragon
Claude Monet (French, 1840–1926)
skipping out of the hospital because my goop is gonna be alright !!
laurie 😔
youtube
congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL
Steelblue Ladybird beetle.
me in the woods at 7am: wow this other guy must be a freak for being in the woods at 7am
get with the program
lets scream with mama
You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
Computer Settings would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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