“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”
Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨
Heroes of Olympus + Onion Headlines (2/?) [art: x x x x x x x]
"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"
- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice
Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅
I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE
brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now
that one homoerotic girl friendship that ended horribly is always like, i hate her more than anyone, i will never stop loving her. she made me who i am, i hate the parts of me she helped create. i miss her more than anything, i can't even look her in the eye. i dream about her most nights, i'll cut off my arm before i even consider reaching out to her again. i want us back, i never want to feel that way again.
stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it
Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
percy weasley had a rat as a pet for the sole reason of using it as a test subject for all his spells and experiments.
halfway though his fourth year, percy had spilt extremely flammable potion onto the very conscious peter pettigrew and the rat suffered severe burns.
in the weeks that it took to recover, all peter could think of was how the voldemort would have done was kill him had he refused to give up the potters' location, and how the fate he had subjected himself to was one worse than death.