Latest Posts by wanderingbue - Page 5

everyone loves talking about chase as a proxy for house but i see less people talking about foreman as a proxy for cuddy and even LESS talking about cameron as a proxy for wilson. i think this all has some interesting implications in practice and i would love to explore them

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

House: You eat neediness. Wilson: Lucky for you.

hey umm remember when vogler forced wilson to resign and he was talking to house like "i got no kids my marriage sucks i only have 2 things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship" just wondering why did wilson's voice fully crack when he said friendship . why did that happen. why could he barely say ,, wh

Was House fruity this episode?

Season 2, episode 8: The Mistake

Said being gay would "explain a lot" including why he's always with Wilson.

Verdict: FRUITY

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Little hilson wip

Robert Sean Leonard modeling for W Magazine (December 2001).

Wilson with Snoopy :D

Credit goes to @\schumisnoopy on Twitter. You can find the original post here

Gregory is a gay ass name

Yaoi <3

he’s so pretty i hope nothing horrifically ironic for his profession happens to him

Wilson as snoopy and House as Woodstock :)

every few weeks i show my friends a picture of some man in the 90s and ask how i can look like that and then they tell me to take testosterone and then i say hmmmm and then every 3 months i tell them all im probably trans but will do absolutely nothing about it and they go ok . and then the cycle repeats forever until i die

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

Man, I miss having sleepovers like this

I did it!! I asked for his hand in roommate-age!

dying 😭

all anyone knows about wilson's wife is that she's mean to him and doesn't help with household chores, but he says he stays with her because she's the love of his life. all anyone knows about house's wife is that she's naggy and bossy, but he says he stays with her because she's a demon in the sack. it takes years for anyone to realize they're married to each other

sure sex is good but the real sex is house demonstratively shoving chips into his face while wilson smiles and they're both comfy on the couch in soft romantic lighting

i literally cannot stop thinking about this

srry its sketchy, it came to me in a dream (<3 is house, obviously)

wilson is a wife guy for sure but like not any of the ones he married

me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

i just started watching house md— like literally maybe 12 episodes in— but i the undeniable dynamic between wilson and house is palpable. like half the dynamic is “oh yeah this is my buddy. i hate everyone except this guy who is forced to tolerate me.” and the other half presents as “oh yeah thats my friend. id do anything for him even if hes a criminal in most cases. id leave my wife for him” or something along those lines. its an odd codependency ive stumbled upon, though i cant complain.

Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood • Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

have i said anythign yet about how in my opinion wilson’s chronic cheating is due to the fact that he can’t accept that he’s a closeted homosexual and he is going through women looking for some kind of spark that he’ll never really find, because he’s in love with house

i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic

rb and tag where your name's from

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.