Today's Bug Thing Is This Beetle Plush!

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

Beetle study <3 🪲

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

the correct term for most bugs is actually "friend"

all bugs*

Why is he so sad if he gets to play with two spheres?

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

god i hate having OCD, because why tf am i literally sick with guilt over something that i never even DID?????

hot take:

25 is more a perfect square than 36 could ever be

just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent

if i ever have another boyfriend i’d like him to be a little fish that will eat the dead skin of my fingers