Beetles 🪲🐞

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

This is what bug haters look like

jenny holzer

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

Fuck you dan

reblog game: share some of your most random search history

this was a screenshot of mine I took on May 16th of last year:

some context I can remember:

regarding all the stuff about graphics drivers, I was trying to fix a problem with 1.7.10 modded MC where the screen would turn one color after joining worlds (I've since solved this with one specific mod, though)

the thing about straws was because of me having gotten my wisdom teeth removed on May 7th

anyways, no-pressure tags:

@crowrave @2coffeeday @spiralstereo

@starbright-sunset @the-post-crow @hyacinth-venom

@njgs24 @g4laxy-drag0n @conteststarribbon

and whoever else wants to join lol

John Clymer (1907 – 1989). The Cold Wind (1962). Oil on canvas.

Coeur d’Alene Art Auction

Noooo stop rebloging my posts hehe haha 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

Solitude is Bliss by Nacho Rodriguez

don't you realize our bodies could fall apart at any second?