Was Compelled To Make This During A Conversation About Commonly Disliked Bugs

Things are getting wild at the zoo today

today i went for a drive and saw a big ass Jeep with the license plate P@P@ BE@R and a window sticker that said “Bought with Daddy’s Money…and I’m Daddy” and I sped up my car a bit to look through the driver’s window and prayed that I’d see what i hoped to see and sure enough there was a big chunky bear with a big ol beard driving the car with this twink chewing gum on his phone in the passenger seat and even though the window was tinted i could see was another one in the back seat…and the world was right for that single moment

I saw one that was like “if you have medical OCD and are scared you ate something toxic! Go call poison control! It will save you a few hours of scrolling on Reddit” like thanks? Okay?? So when I get an obsession I should search for reassurance instead of searching for reassurance? The best way to deal with obsessions is to ignore them.

tumblr ocd advice is kind of astounding bc youll see posts like "OCD LIFE HACK!!!!! if you have [obsession] try [compulsion]" and people are passing it around like its genuine advice and not literally the worst possible thing you could do in that scenario

Happy Valentine’s Day gay bug lovers

Hang in There!

i know shit is getting serious rn but damn girl you’re gorgeous

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

Why is he so sad if he gets to play with two spheres?