Waspsnmath - WaspsNMath

crayfish galore!

my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

happy spring 20, Shane!

Woah.

sinner

This is what bug haters look like

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Giant Mydas fly, Gauromydas heros, Mydidae

Found in South America, this species is the largest true fly in the world.

Photos 1-2 by lucaskaminski and 3-4 by rodrigo_lazaro

god i hate having OCD, because why tf am i literally sick with guilt over something that i never even DID?????

Me

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*