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tumblr gpt generate image of medieval knight screaming 'ORC!!!' off screen to the other soldiers. Make knight point at , make orc green and dumpy.

true romance

Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails in the 90s

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

my favorite holiday

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

John Waters toking on a John Waters bong.

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

“what the biggest secret you keep from your family?”

you might think that it’s me being queer. it’s not. they know that.

it’s that i’m a star wars fan.

they’ve all been star wars fans for so long and kept trying to get me into it but i refused. now i am a star wars fan. and they can never know. because they’d bully me.

ik that technically speaking, luke is older than leia (even tho they’re twins), but i am OBSESSED with little brother luke skywalker.

The Pevensie children are too old for their age.

Their mom notices, at the dinner table. She sees no nagging children, no stupid fights. She sees Lucy eating and speaking with perfect manners, Edmund analysing the economy and war with concerning skill, Susan being gracious but poised, like a diplomat.

Their father sees it in Peters eyes the first time they get into a fight. When he moves to punish Edmund for speaking out of turn, Peter calls him out on it. When his gaze meet his eldest son's, he's leveled by the war he sees behind it, the tensed muscle in his arm, the knuckles white around his knife. He's seen that before, in other soldiers. He doesn't know how to react.

Other children notice, too. Talking to all the Pevensie kids at the same time is like being the only one left out of a secret, and the way they touch and tease each other speaks of a history far deeper than their polite demeneor lets on. And when they walk they fall in line, as if there is a natural hierarchy between them.

The first time anyone picks a fight with Edmund, Peter comes home with a three week suspension and blood around his mouth. He looks more alive than you've seen him in weeks.

When Susan gets back in the pool after Narnia, she wins all the contests. Coaches can't explain how to beat her, because they don't understand how she's doing it, either. She seems to almost disappear when underwater.

Lucy, always gay and golden-haired, starts dancing, and never misses a step. She moves with an elegance that no 10 year old should have, and all the girls want to be friends with her

Edmund soon becomes the best student in his faculty. He always seems to know the right thing to say, and teachers laud his ability to think through complex problems. His mouth does get him in trouble sometimes, but the boy seems uncatchable, always talking his way through the cracks. And if not?

No one actively fears Peter, but everyone is a little scared of him sometimes. He's tall for his age, sure, but there is something else, some other air that seems to give him an authority far beyond what's normal for a teenage boy. He's nice enough, but teachers can't stand it, and bullies learn very quickly that pissing him off means missing teeth and black eyes.

The Pevensies are not quite inhuman, but not fully mortal, either

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

Oh your blorbo is your precious baby?

Mine is my little chewtoy. I just wanna bite him over and over again and grind him between my teeth and drool while he squeaks and squeals all high pitched.

bug ass

bug ass

i have some thoughts about the wolf from puss in boots

the plot of avatar 2: the way of water:

you don’t fight the ocean

bitch

the ocean fights you

anyone else noticed the surge in sex bots?? like i’ve had ten follow me on all my different accounts in the last two days.

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

Ryan fucking Bergara, who usually murmurs “I am not my fear, I am stronger than my fear” during paranormal investigations, really just investigated the whole goddamn hobo hill house on his own while eating microwaved popcorn. What a character developement, to be honest.

I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT

when i started fantasy high i thought i’d relate to fig the most but here i am with the little goblin man.

y’all my tumblr is slacking. i had to find out from tiktok that DAVID TENNANT IS THE DOCTOR AGAIN

WTF

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