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Harley Quinn knows the real name of every villain and hero she's ever come across, but she will never-ever-never-ever admit that; keeping important secrets is one of the only things she retained from being a psychologist. And also it is the one thing the Joker will never want from her, so, now she's committed. (Ha.)

AOT Headcanon: Reader X Reiner (touch of Armin X Reader)

Your family was wiped out in the attack on Maria, so you join the scouts to find a new home. You meet and fall for Reiner who falls for you. When you find out what his is and what he did, it breaks you. Armin begins to pick up the pieces.

> After Wall Maria fell you joined the military in order to survive. You were destroyed by the deaths of your whole family but we're determined to live on.

>Joining the 104th you met some odd people and became friends with them. But one person stood out to you, he was intimidating, but handsome. He was contradictory,  built like a wall, but was very nice. 

>You two grew closer when he helped you master 3dmg and you taught him self defense.

>"How can you do that?! You're like three feet tall and barely a 100lbs!"

"I was the little sister to five brothers. I had to throw punches to get a seat at dinner."

>He would notice you reluctance to talk of family, and didn't pry. But throughout the years of training you two got closer and closer, till one night you didn't show to dinner.

>"Hey you need your share of food. Sasha tried to steal it of course." He handed you the napkin wrapped plate and sat down, "Hey, you alright?"

"Five years. Lucas and Leon would have been 25 today, a month from now Marcel and Michael would have been 22 and two months after that, James would have been 15."

> He said nothing, what could he say?! Sorry you were born on an island full of devils? Sorry but my duty was to kill them? He never though he would feel guilty about his duty as a warrior, but now, seeing someone who was an angel in tears cause of his actions killed him.

>So he did the only thing he could, he pulled you unit his lap and hugged you as you sobbed. And silently prayed for you to forgive him for his actions.

>During Trost  he made sure you were far from the place he struck and he kept you as close as he could after Marco died. He needed you to be okay.

>He begged you to go to the Garrison or even MPs, but you chose the scouts with your friends and he swore to have your back. During the 57th expedition, you were assigned to the right wing and he almost shifted when he heard they were wiped out. He couldnt lose you, not to a bunch of titans. Not because of him.

>Seeing you again after he practically crushed you in his arms. Kissing your head and cheek before finally kissing your lips, which he was ecstatic you returned.

>"I was scared you were gone."

"And leave you hear? No offense to Bertholdt, but who would have your back then?"

>When Zeke showed, he knew his fantasy was up, he knew it was time to choose. But how could he? His family and duty or a woman who stole his heart? He made a split second choice and knew you may hate him for it, but he had to think of his family.

> "Y/N, I'm...sorry. I'm so sorry, but I had to protect my family." He said it really fast before he shoved you away and shifted, making a move for Eren.

>You saw before you the demon who stole your life, your brothers. And it was the man you were falling for?! You felt sick, angry, betrayed. But you also felt guilty and disgusted with yourself, though you never knew.

>No one could go after Eren it wasn't possible without horses and a lift. So it left you there to think and wallow in self pity and hate.

> Armin walked over to you and sat beside you, "No one knew. How could you? They played us."

> "He played with my emotions. And I let him. He murdered my family and then told me he loved me." He hugged you tight as you sobbed in anger and pain, "I want to hate him. I should...but it hurts."

>Armin was never a violent man, but seeing this, it made his blood boil on par with Eren's, but he kept his cool and calm voice, "I know, that's why, you need to sit this out. Please, your emotions are all over the place and you're not thinking straight. We can't lose you, I can't lose my friend."

> Heading out after them Armin made a silent vow, Reiner would bleed for making you cry like that. He had considered you a dear friend when you took the time to teach him how to properly defend himself. You never disrespected his views or dreams. Rather you encouraged it, even found his rambling amusing.

>You were someone dear to him and they would regret crossing him.

Whats your favorite fics

There’s too many to count, but here’s some of them:

Daminette

Please Be My Wi-Fi! by  minkie (alraunechan)

[I’m a sucker for any type of college AU, that’s just how I am. Anyways, this is a two-shot. Very cute, Marinette is a mess, Damian’s whipped. I love it.]

Diapause by  davidstennant (who also wrote  the reports associated with my existence have been significantly misconstrued . It’s very good and also one of my faves.)

[I love the stories where miraculous side effects play such a huge part. And I adore how everyone worries for Marinette]

Maribat College AU by @writingideasandrandomstuff

[Again, college AU. And this one is adorable.]

Fake Dating AU (part 1) by @scribble-blog (and her soulmate AU part 1 )

[Yes, I love fake dating AUs. And this one is so cool.  I love Chloe, she’s a little shit in this one.]

Love, Right? by @justcourttee 

[Honestly, I like every single one of hers, but this one is just close to my heart.]

Gotham’s (Fashion) Disasters by FaithWarrior

[Super cute. I love MDC headcanon (which I wish was canon tbh)]

Daminette ABC Challenge by @kceedraws

What’s a Soulmate? by EthelPhantom

[Have fun. This didn’t have the ending I expected, but I love angst so.]

Heroe’s Game by Cathhay

[Soulmate AU that I just love so. fucking. much.]

An Email Away by  LovelyLore

[Super fluffy. And I’m a sucker for Penpal AUs.]

Behind the Mask: Gotham Ed, Gotham Fashion: Disaster by Imshookandbi

Quarantine by  FridayFirefly

[It has angst. It has fluff. It has Marinette proving Batman wrong. I love it.]

A Welcoming Change by  Brinxiethebear

[Warning - it has smut, but also so much fluff. Super cute.]

Senses by  Alexiessan

[Such a cool look at soulmates. I love it. Has regular updates, so at least I know I don’t have to wait too long lol]

Jasonette

Into the Unknown by  Eve_Fics

[Sibling time between Jason and Damian! And I don’t want to spoil much, so just go read it.]

Milk Oolong by EthelPhantom

[Coffee Shop AU>>>]

All Part Of The Job by @someone-ev

[It’s one of the first maribat fics I’ve read, here on Tumblr. It has special place in my heart and it’s just so, so incredible. Definitely worth reading,in my opinion.]

Timinette

In This Class We Stan A Friend by  Eat0crow

[It’s hilarious. I don’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so much while reading.]

Marinette's bad luck day (part 1) by @mysnis

Dickinette

Roommate Protection Program by BadWolfTen

[Only has 2 parts, but I hope it’ll get updated, it looks like a great concept.]

Roynette

Arsenal and Sunbird by  StormC1oud

[Unfortunately I haven’t read many roynette fics, but this one is fun! Unfinished, but still amazing. Marinette’s a badass.]

Felinette

Welcome To The Back by Geeeny

[So, so good. It has such a really good plot and is overall super fun. Definitely worth reading, if you like felinette.]

Take Two by  Leonardo_Charles_BlueWood_21

[This one is hilarious. Amazing work. Definitely worth checking out.]

Just mlb fics (though no love square)

how the strings intertwine by  etherealizt

[It’s awesome. Just check it out.]

Fashion Upgrade by  Soap_Lady

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... Soo I might’ve gotten a little carried away... And yes, this is “just a few” in my dictionary.

Please let me know if any of the links don’t work. Some of these are also just for those who have accounts on ao3, so if you’re a guest you won’t be able to read them.

Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid

Best Daughter Ever Masterlist

Tony Stark x Daughter!reader, eventual Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Prologue

Chapter 1 (coming soon)

Chapter 2 (coming soon)

“I started out as a writer and a director. I started acting because I wanted to know how to relate to the actors. When people ask me what I do, I don’t really say that I’m an actor, because actors often wait for someone to give them roles.”

Chadwick Boseman + Filmography

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featured on netflix: even a fool knows

A young film maker in high school is caught between reality and fantasy when an image of a person disrupts his thoughts, mind, actions, and every day life. Ahn Young-Tae slowly can’t begin to discern his imagination from what’s happening right in front of him. That is, until he sees that person in real life, and everything becomes clear.

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Watchtower Masterlist

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A list of BTS’ most socially-conscious, thoughtful, woke, non-love songs:

2 Cool 4 Skool (2013)

No More Dream * = about the pressure of the younger generation to follow the dreams of their parents/elders and give up the dreams of their own

길 (Road/Path) = about taking the untraditional path despite the uncertainty of the future

O!RUL8,2? (2013)

Intro: O!RUL8,2? = about pursuing your own dreams, taking chances, and living without regret

N.O * = about the machine-like nature of the current education system

팔도강산 (Satoori Rap) = about being proud of where you’re from and your dialect. acknowledges and unifies Korea’s vast linguistic/provincial diversity

Skool Luv Affair (2014)

Tomorrow = about making the future better by being the instigator for change and never forgetting who you really are

등골 브레이커 (Spine Breaker) * = comments on consumerism/materialism and respecting your elders

Jump = about remembering the hopeful dreams of one’s youth and growing up to become the hero of your own childhood

Dark & Wild (2014)

힙합성애자 (Hip Hop Lover) = about the power of music to change one’s life

Rain = comments on the repetition/monotony of life and that fact that one has to confront oneself in order to create change

BTS Cypher, Pt. 3: KILLER = haters? “i don’t give a fuck”

핸드폰 좀 꺼줄래 (Can You Turn Off Your Phone) = comments on society’s obsession with social media and the decline of face-to-face communication

2학년 (Second Grade) = about working hard and staying humble in order to reach the top

Wake Up (2014)

The Stars = about facing the ups and downs of life and never giving up no matter what

Wake Up = about continuing to work hard as others sleep & taking control of one’s life

The Most Beautiful Moment In Life, Part 1 (2015)

Intro: 화양연화 * = comments on the uncertainty of the future, the search to find one’s purpose, and the dangers of comparing oneself to others

I NEED U * = going beyond a classic love song, the song comments on the insecurity of youth

쩔어 (DOPE) * = about waking up the sleeping youth and breaking the stereotypes placed upon the younger generation by working hard to reach the top. reject rejection!

흥탄소년단 (Boyz with Fun) = about ignoring the judgement of other’s and doing what makes you happy

이사 (Move/Moving On) = about remembering/learning from the past while reaching for a higher place

The Most Beautiful Moment In Life, Part 2 (2015)

Intro: Never Mind * = about looking forward and working even harder if you feel like falling down

Run * = about not letting anything stop you from pursuing your passions

Butterfly = comments on the insecurities of youth & the fears of feeling dependent on someone

Whalien 52 = about loneliness & feeling like no one is listening/understanding

Ma City = comments on being aware/proud of your hometown’s history (& also calls out a Korean online terrorist group that targets minorities and leftists, especially people from Jeolla province, were J-Hope was born)

뱁새 (Baepsae/Silver Spoon) = comments on the concept of social status/privilege and the growing gap between the upper and lower class

고엽 (Dead Leaves) = comments on the difficulty of giving up something good for the better

The Most Beautiful Moment In Life: Young Forever (2016)

불타오르네 (FIRE) * = about how one should live however one wants to without labels & that it’s okay to lose

Save ME * = comments on the duality of youth (happiness and sadness) through depending on others and thanks ARMYs for accepting who they (BTS) are and letting them be who they are

Epilogue: Young Forever * = comments on the difficulty, but importance, of facing reality, moving forward, and following one’s dreams

House of Cards = comments on how ignorance can be bliss but that reality will always catch up eventually

YOUTH (2016)

Good Day = comments on brotherhood and the importance of lifting each other up to create a brighter tomorrow

Wishing On A Star = about not being afraid to have big dreams because the more you hope, the more likely it will come true

Wings (2016)

Intro: Boy Meets Evil * = comments on the dangerous addiction of greed/ambition

피 땀 눈물 (Blood Sweat & Tears) * = comments on the danger/ease of succumbing to temptation & losing the innocence of youth

Begin * = about brotherhood & how the other members shaped him to become who he is today

Lie * = about feeling trapped under the lies he told himself & losing his identity in the process

Stigma * = about struggling with his self-identity & his guilt because he can’t always be there for the people he cares about

First Love * = about how the piano guided him to recover his passion for music

Reflection * = about insecurity, loneliness, self-hatred & learning to love himself

MAMA * = about thanking his mom for always supporting him & telling her she can lean on him now

Awake * = about acknowledging his limits and imperfections but trying hard anyway & putting the other members before himself

Lost = comments on the uncertainty of growing up and finding one’s own path

BTS Cypher Pt. 4 = about not listening to those trying to bring you down & to love yourself

Am I Wrong = comments on the corrupt government system that doesn’t care about the general public and only focuses on pleasing the top 1%

21 세기 소녀 (21st Century Girls) = comments on the unjust treatment of females in current society & a women-empowerment message of strength and self-love

둘! 셋! (그래도 좋은 날이 더 많기를) (2! 3!) = about enduring/overcoming hardship by sharing your burdens and finding strength from one’s loved ones

You Never Walk Alone (2017)

봄날 (Spring Day) * = comments on government corruption by referencing the Sewol Ferry Tragedy & is about missing a friend that you haven’t seen in a long time

Not Today * = about empowering the underdogs/minorities/women of the world

Outro: Wings = about believing in oneself and having trust in one’s decisions in order to choose one’s own path

A Supplementary Story: You Never Walk Alone = comments on the importance of teamwork in order to dream bigger and reach higher

Love Yourself: Her (2017)

Intro: Serendipity * = about whether an individual is special because he is fundamentally different from others, or because of the relationships he foster with others

Pied Piper = comments on the possible all-consuming nature of fan culture & advises individuals to stay self-aware and maintain their personal lives as priority

MIC Drop * = about the satisfaction of rising above one’s haters by not wasting time on their meaningless words and instead focusing on one’s successes

Go Go = addresses the “YOLO” culture that has pervaded our generation, where the youth use consumerism as a means to escape the hopeless/purposeless feeling that saturates the societal work force

Outro: Her = about sacrificing one’s true self for the happiness of others. more specifically, about BTS’ gratitude/dependence towards their fans, and therefore, how the members try to hide their vulnerabilities and strive for “perfection” in order to please the said fans

Sea = about how the two emotional states of happiness and sadness are really one and the same, because one inevitably leads to the expression of the other. also about how hope can be birthed from a source of trial

Face Yourself (2018)

Let Go = addresses the inevitability of ARMYs eventually leaving the fandom and accepts that we’ll eventually walk separate paths, so that in the future we can look back upon the past with fondness

Love Yourself: Tear (2018)

Intro: Singularity * = about facing the truth of one’s loneliness, but realizing that life is transient and that change is coming

FAKE LOVE * = about lying to yourself by hiding your weaknesses and living a life that is not true

The Truth Untold = about feeling inadequate to love others because you cannot love yourself first

134340 = about the feeling of resentment and loss of self-identity when dismissed from one’s previously held entity

Paradise = comments on how it’s okay to not have a dream nor fully understand your purpose in life; just don’t fall into the trap of adopting someone else’s expectations of yourself as your own “dreams”

Love Maze = about ignoring the opinions of others and living for yourself, even if the path may seem unclear

Magic Shop = thanks ARMYs for helping BTS become the best version of themselves and tells their fans that they trust you will take care of your own selves as well

Airplane pt.2 = about the satisfaction of observing their haters from the sky, as they fly to higher success. also about not forgetting where you come from and continuing to work hard with your initial intentions in mind.

Anpanman = about wanting to be a hero for others, even if it means sacrificing oneself

So What = about letting go of the worries one has built up in one’s head and running forward without regrets about things you can’t fix

Outro: Tear = about learning to deal with one’s self-hatred and self-destruction before being able to face one’s true self and reciprocate real love

Love Yourself: Answer (2018)

Euphoria * = about holding on to naive but painless dreams and refusing to wake up from the false comfort of “euphoria”

Trivia 起 : Just Dance = about turning even the negatives into positives by steadily pursuing your dreams and enjoying each moment as they come

Trivia 承 : Love = about the importance of balancing the relationship between live (살아) and love (사랑) to human (사람) existence

Trivia 轉 : Seesaw = about getting trapped on a metaphorical seesaw of manipulated emotions and urging himself to stop playing the game

Epiphany * = about the moment of realization that in order to truly love others, you must learn to love yourself first; the journey to self-love can feel lonely and endless, but the progression will leave you feeling powerful and free.

I’m Fine = about learning to not depend on others in order to feel self-worth and move on from downfalls

IDOL * = about accepting and loving yourself no matter the constrictive labels that others try to put on you

Answer : Love Myself = about the process of learning to forgive oneself and to live one’s life without the mask of conformity

Map of the Soul: Persona (2019)

Intro: Persona * = about the process of discovering one’s true self through questioning different versions of one’s identity, including the archetypes persona, shadow, and ego

Boy With Luv * = depicts the growth from ‘in love’ to ‘with love’ through discovering love and inspiration within oneself. also about how self-love is the greatest and most humbling power of all

Mikrokosmos = about finding the universe of potential that exists within every individual and uncovering strength from the pain

Make It Right = about leaving the haters in the endless desert and following one’s dreams towards the giving ocean

HOME = comments on the frivolity of wanting materialistic things and instead places importance of finding someone you can call “home”

Jamais Vu = about not having a do-over in life, but refusing to give up after trial & error and taking advantage of every second chance

Dionysus = about celebrating one’s successes and acknowledging that the only competition is the fight against oneself

name: video w/ lyrics

=: live performance/dance practice

*:official music videos/trailers

Enjoyed this list? Check out A list of BTS’ UNOFFICIALLY RELEASED socially-conscious, thoughtful, woke, non-love songs

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3RACHA deleted songs

(all of their songs + the 14 deleted ones and Jisung’s and Changbin’s solos)

here 💛

credits to Stray Kids Brasil

LISTEN UP Y’ALL

THERE’S THIS SONG CALLED “YOUNG BLOOD” BY BEA MILLER

NOW WHY AM I SHOUTING ABOUT A SONG THAT’S NOT KPOP?

IT FUCKING DESCRIBES SKZ’S WHOLE CONCEPT/MV PLOT FROM HELLEVATOR TO SIDE EFFECTS

DON’T BELIEVE ME?

*cracks knuckles* BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BITCHES AND LEMME DO THE YELLING

VERSE 1

We were making history Breaking rules and breaking free Questioning the writing on the wall Comin’ from the underground Laughing as we’re falling down Soaking in the glory of it all

BREAKING RULES (IN DISTRICT NINE)

AND BREAKING FREE (FROM THE SYSTEM)

QUESTIONING THE WRITING ON THE WALL

(IN THIS SHOT HE ACTUALLY FURROWS HIS EYEBROWS IN QUESTION IT WORKS OKAY)

COMIN’ FROM THE UNDERGROUND

LAUGHING AS WE’RE FALLING DOWN

(DO YOU SEE WHERE I’M GOING?) 

STANZA 2

But in dark times when we close our eyes  It’s a nightmare, it’s a nightmare  When the sun don’t shine we lose our minds  But I swear, we can get there

BUT IN DARK TIMES WHEN WE CLOSE OUR EYES IT’S A NIGHTMARE 

WHAT IF THE SIDE EFFECTS MV IN ITSELF WAS A NIGHTMARE I –

SKIP THE CHORUS BECAUSE IT DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH CONCEPTS

STANZA 3

Someday we could run away See it all before the pictures fade And bottle up the feeling in a jar Pass around to all our friends We could breathe it in all again Huddled in the backseat of the car

SOMEDAY WE COULD RUN AWAY

SEE IT ALL BEFORE THE PICTURES FADE

HUDDLED IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR

SKIP CHORUS AGAIN

STANZA 4

And the voices will get loud If we never learn to shut them out If you’re lost you could be found If you follow me until you hear the sound Put ‘em put 'em up now If you know we’re never backing down We’re never backing down, no

DO I EVEN NEED SCREENSHOTS FOR THIS

AND THE VOICES WILL GET LOUD IF WE NEVER LEARN TO SHUT THEM OUT

THEIR SONG “VOICES”, STEP OUT OF THEM VOICES

IF YOU’RE LOST YOU COULD BE FOUND? 

THEY’RE LITERALLY STRAY KIDS IN A MIROH OR MAZE

IF YOU FOLLOW ME UNTIL YOU HEAR THE SOUND? 

LITERALLY CHAN + ANY SIREN IN DISTRICT 9 AND MIROH I —

SO YEAH

THAT’S MY THEORY

AN SKZ THEORY

Yooo i never thought about this before but u know how Jason literally died lmao and in some issues he has like autopsy scars apparently and i was wondering if you’d consider Jason with reader who he recently started dating and they hadn’t seen him shirtless yet and he’s kinda stressed about how they’ll react (maybe they already know what happened) to seeing the scars? Maybe just fluffy with slight angst if u will bonus points if they kiss his scars please

Jason knew his scars told a story.

Scars always came with a story.

Sometimes they were winded recounts of bravery and badassery. Sometimes the stories revolved around an incredibly stupid drunken night. Or a treasured childhood memory brimming with curiosity and consequence.

He had scars to fit the bill of each.

But the ones that were most daunting, most pronounced on his skin, were the ones that proved to him that he had been given a second chance of life.

It was a long twisted tale, in truth. One he wasn’t keen on dwelling over.

Yet, whenever he caught a glimpse of himself in the bathroom mirror, his mind forced him into a litany of cold, dark memories.

Coming back from the dead was tremulous on a whole. Seeing the raised ‘Y’ autopsy incision that started near the tops of his shoulders and ran all the way down to his navel was like a hard slap of reality to his face each time.

He had died.

He had died and he didn’t stay dead.

He was an unnatural, unearthly entity.

Sadness and something bitter like regret sullied his soul. The truth was a heavy burden to carry and his scars were the burning points at which the weight rested, concrete on his chest.

All of this— the pain and misery, self-pity and confusion— melted away when you looked at him. Stone turned to butter, and his chest was filled with warmth at your influence. As a whole person, he knew what he looked like, even when his scars were hidden. He was a tall guy with a white streak in his hair and eyes that looked like permanent contacts; he was used to being looked at.

With you though, when your eyes ran over him from tip to toe— in that quiet, shy way you had— he finally felt seen. You watched him with such fascination, such fiery intensity that he was sure you could see the shattered fragments of his soul. He was useless when you were looking at him and often, he would let himself fall into your gaze. Because, while it was harder to feel like he deserved the love in your eyes— it was just as impossible to deny you whatever you wanted.

And so, on a rainy night between soft giggling and wine and his inability to keep his hands off your skin, he finds himself torn between fear and desire. Hate and love. Life and what lay beyond death.

You’re in his lap, thighs secure around his hips and mouth just within kissing distance. He can’t get enough of you, a greedy lavacious voice begs for him to pull you closer. To steal you away into the night and show you all the unseen parts of the world until he found just one other existent thing in the universe that was just as beautiful as you.

But as you whisper his name, slow and warm like melted butter, he feels a dangerous tug of hesitation in his gut. You’re so willing to give, tender and deliberate in all your touches— never once moving your hands unless your instructed to. It’s almost like you know what he fears the most, like you know how much he needs the comfort of explicit, repeated consent.

He drags you down by the hand cradling your neck, bites at your mouth until your sighing happily against him. For a moment it’s quiet. Easy.

And then you shiver almost violently as he slips a hand up your shirt, palm flat against your lower back. Something heady and primal crawls into his chest and he loses himself then. The desire to press bare skin to bare skin claws at him wildly and he finds his own hands at the hem of his hoodie.

You freeze, heartbeat skipping up. Concern grows in your eyes, “Are you sure, Jay?”

He catches himself, swallowing thickly as tension settles coldly into the room. He isn’t sure. Guilt makes him recoil into his own skin, sick and nauseous.  Panic builds behind it, chases the air from his lungs.

How could you still see him as a regular guy if he showed you all the parts of himself that proved he was only pretending to be one?

“Jay,” you lean your weight off of him. “Take a deep breath. You’re okay.”

His queasiness settles. You’re always so good to him.

“We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.” You brush a hand through his hair.  "Do you wanna watch something on Netflix? We could watch The Office?“

Too good, maybe.

"Do you remember …do you remember when I told you about how I….” He fumbles with words, “how I was …and then I wasn’t-”

“Dead. How you were dead?” You’re able to soften the blow of the words somehow.

He nods once, more of a quick jerk of his head than anything. “I have scars.”

“I know that,” you say, tracing your finger over a jagged one on his forearm.

“No. I mean I have autopsy scars.”

“Oh.”

The light from the TV pales the room, casts a deep shadow for him to hide in. Tears prickle his eyes before he can quell his emotions.

“We don’t have to anything you don’t want to do.” You parrot, “But I promise you those scars won’t scare me away. So….when you’re ready, I’m here.”

There in your eyes was the same quiet reassurance he couldn’t get enough of. Once more, he was seen. Heard. Understood.

Jason Todd quotes vines everyday

Here are some scenarios of that:

Dick: Hood, where are you going?

Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii

Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*

Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!

Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol

Dick: good luck with that

Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*

Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it

Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens

Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?

Jason: yes, a really good book

Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?

Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*

Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*

Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s

Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore

Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement

Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and

Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT

Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?

Dick: no

Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*

Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?

Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding

Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk

*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*

Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws

Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-

Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd

Roy: I love a feisty girl

Dick: the innocent ones are the best

Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits

Dick: *fucks up somehow*

Jason: what the fuck, Richard

Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father

Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head

Bruce:

bonus: retaliation from Damian

Jason: *shoots at Robin*

Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!

feel free to add more!!

same same same same same same

Jason was a genius boy wonder…

Ouran High School Host Club

What she says: I'm fine

What she's thinking: Why hasn't Ouran High School Host Club gotten more seasons? The manga went on for a few more volumes and it was probably one of the best anime in the mid 2000s and had themes that were ahead of its time. It is more than deserving of a sequel and it should get one immediately!

batman anime

I have a lot of feelings about the new batman aka Batman Ninja being released in Japan 

I JUST–WHERE DO I START?

ROBIN, DAMIAN WAYNE, MY TRAINED ASSASSIN SON, wHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU I’M CHOKING OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS BOY HELP HE’S SO STRESSED AND BALDING

did–did Dick travel to dragon ball z? that’s a fine full head of hair there nightwing oh my god

TIM MY BOY is this r e b e l l i o n ? when did u go blonde and also thats a fine ass BUSH there someone help me i’m choking

THE BEST PART THOUGH??

soMEONE PLEASE RESUSCITATE ME I’M IN TEARS JASON WHAT DID THEY DO OH MY GOD IT REALLY IS JASON IT’S JASON, IT’S FUCKING TAMPON HOOD I REALLY CAN’T THEY REALLY DID YOU WRONG SOMEONE H E L P

AND ALSO?

alfred is just fucking alfred i cant BELIEVE