Nothing Is Going To Beat Gen Doing Insane Mathematics And Calculating Senku's Birthday To Surprise Him

Senku

cant even enjoy having a crush when youre arospec where other people are giggling and twirling their hair youre sitting ruminating over this feeling akin to a fatal infection while trying to work like this

bro drinking coffee makes me feel like I'm trudging through an infinitely tall vat of pudding

Since my own OC is emo

Here's Senku, well, kinda emo

Yeah, it's not iconic, let's say it's emo/grunge style :]

fancy huh

MY HEART 😭

Senku in Africa writing home

Subject: Specimen Observation: Bactrododema tiaratum Attachment: stickbug_photo1.jpg

Yo.

Caught this guy clinging to the mesh above our field station sink at 03:47 this morning. Almost mistook it for a twig someone used to prop the window open until it blinked at me. Classic.

Observed Specimen:

Species: Bactrododema tiaratum (local ID confirmed with regional biodiversity database)

Estimated Length: ~18.2 cm

Behavior: Motionless for approx. 14 minutes before minor locomotion triggered by ambient vibration. Defensive drop reflex observed and recorded. No chemical discharge during encounter, though posterior gland ridges suggest capability.

Location: Western Uganda, edge of Kibale ecosystem, elevation ~1100m

Notes:

This stick bug’s mimicry is textbook perfection. The thorax segmentation, leg angle articulation, and even the sway mimic branch behavior under wind stress (which was nonexistent at the time). Evolutionary pressure clearly produced peak efficiency here. You could walk past a dozen and never notice unless your pattern recognition’s tuned to ridiculous levels (like mine, obviously).

Also—its eggs mimic plant seeds. Which means they’ve hacked ant behavior to move their offspring underground. Science is ten billion percent amazing.

Anyway, I’ve attached a photo. If I wasn’t surrounded by mosquito-bitten chaos and broken lab fridges, I’d have collected the molt and started testing its tensile strength. (Still might.)

Hope your weeks are boring and predictable. Mine isn’t.

– Senku

P.S. Yuzuriha: You’d probably try to make it a pet. P.P.S. Taiju: Please don’t ask if it’s edible. P.P.P.S. Old man: I already named it so don't send back any dumb ass suggestions.

(Moments from new chapter in my fic where Senku apparently sent stuff to Yuzuriha, Taiju, and Byakuya a little expanded. CLICK HERE)

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's Byakuya and Senku time again

I've tried to put into words how Senku feels about Byakuyas death and I finally think i understand a fraction of it. Senku feels guilty. So so guilty because he never got to tell Byakuya how grateful he is, how much he loves him, he never got to see his father one last time.

But more than that, the guilt crushes him because he sees the way Byakuya cares for him every day. The village was a gift from Byakuya to him, the platinum was gift from Byakuya to him, Lillians record was a gift from Byakuya to him. Senku has to live every day, is able to survive another day because of his dad. Byakuya always planned for exactly what he thought Senku would need, he as and always will do whatever is necessary for his son to succeed and yet Senku will never be able to do the same, he will never be able to do the same for his dad as his dad did to him. His dad gave everything he could to Senku up until his dying breath.

Senku feels guilty because he's been aware of how much his dad has done for him up until his dying breath and the only thing he can do now for his dad is to revive humanity, even if he has to die to do so.

nothing i do, say or feel is ever truly real. It feels like me, but i know its really not and i dont know how to get rid of it. Its like my main source of problems ngl. that and people. i fucking hate people.