Latest Posts by whydidicomeinhere - Page 5

a little embarrassing how easy it is to make me unbearably horny

“this made me think of you” stop i’m gonna cum

Working out in my 20’s: Gotta get swole so I can pick up chicks!

Working out now: Gotta do more squats so Mistress can admire my butt.

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Top 10 Apologies You Needed The Most and Never Got

Ok, whew. But you DID hear the details of my theory on why Luke Skywalker’s balls are the central driving force of the OT. That’s the important part.

I promise I’m paying attention when you ramble about nerdy things…..but I can’t stop thinking about how cute you are right now 💕

Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

sending horny anons to your mutuals is so important, ESPECIALLY if its painfully obvious that its you :3

I have wildly divergent interests, and can never figure out which one my Tumblr should reflect. Just know that if it’s blank here still, that I am wracked with anxiety about what I want to show the world I’m into. Because no one person can possibly be into as many contradictory things as I am.

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I guess I landed on a theme to share 😂