Latest Posts by wingoodlilboymyway - Page 7
MARAUDERS TEXT!
James: hi baby, hope you have a good day <3
Regulus: if you shoot me in the head, maybe i’ll have a good day
James: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Peter: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having James for dinner.
Mary: What is wrong with you people?
Sirius: Shut up, chocolate.
Positions
[Platonic!Reader]
The boys being particular about cuddling
A hint of angst
Short but so so so cute
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Teddy, trying to open a pickle jar: "FUCKING SHIT LID!"
Sirius: "I wonder where he got that from."
Remus: "The fucking fridge."
Sirius:
Happy Halloween 🎃
Happy Halloween 🎃
timeskip kenma
Sirius: Oi, Moony! I ran into your future husband today!
Remus, confused: But Sirius, we're-
James, ever the enthusiastic wingman: Yeah, he really bruised his face on the mirror.
Sirius, disappointed: Prongs, that was MY line!
Remus, melting on the inside: Idiots.
8th year 🍏⚡
Draco's first Christmas at the burrow 🍏⚡
Anytime James tries to compliment a body part of Regulus’, Sirius looks at him with mild disgust because they have that same body parts?? They’re brothers??
James to Regulus: I fall in love with your eyes every time you look at me
Sirius to James: I’m never making eye contact with you again
James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this
Regulus: *walking past*
James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!
Regulus: Hey guys!
Remus: Hey Regulus!
Peter: Hello!
James: …
Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?
James: Thanks, Pads
Regulus: Well, of course
Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!
James: Sirius!
Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?
Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait
Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?
Sirius: Yeah
Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*
James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me
James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!
james: my hands are cold
regulus: here, let me hold them.
james: my lips are cold too.
regulus: *covers james mouth with his hand*
James: If someone gave you 200 galleons because you’re ugly, would you take the money?
Sirius: I’m not gonna turn down 200 galleons just because someone has bad eyesight
James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.
Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.
As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance
Regulus:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: We didn't think this through
James: No, we did not
Harry: Kiss!
Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead
Deal With
*James and Sirius fighting* James: Fuck you, Black! Sirius: Oh, so you didn't get enough with my little brother, you bitch! *Remus and Regulus watching* Remus: See what I have to deal with when you leave?
my roman empire is imagining remus quietly walking out of sirius's room at like 3am and then turning around to see james coming out of regulus's room and they both just stare at each other for a long time before going downstairs and silently drinking beers together not discussing it
Remus: Love, come here you look cold. *wraps Sirius in his arms*
James: *stares at Regulus expectantly*
Regulus: *not looking up from his book* Get a fucking coat, Potter.
James Potter flirting tactics:
~~~♤~~~
James: *seductively taking off glasses*
James: woah you're... really blurry.
~~~♤~~~
James: *trying to be romantic*
James: Will you be the Romeo to my Juliet?
Peter: *whispering to Remus in the background* Does he know they both kill themselves in the end?
Remus: No, no he does not.
~~~♤~~~
James: *tries to act cool when they walk past*
Also James: *falls, smacks head on table, breaks glasses, knocks over someone's cauldron*
James: *mildly concussed* Wow, I think I just... fell for you.
~~~♤~~~
cheeky little jegulus post
sirius: you FUCKED my brother
james: okay, okay, in all fairness, i didn’t have my glasses on
The Not-So-Much Black Brothers.
~~~♤~~~
"Mr. Potter." Sirius' grin widened as he caught sight of his brother.
Regulus couldn't help the twitch of his lips as he nodded back,
"Mr. Lupin."
And they stood there for a moment, basking in the freedom they felt. They had singlehandedly cut off the fucked up line of the most ancient and noble house of Black.
And they were so godamn proud of it.
"I'll see you tomorrow for dinner at your's?" Sirius asked, hopeful. Regulus nodded,
"See you tomorrow, Sirius." His smile was genuine now.
The Lupin's, Potter's, and Evans' lived happily ever after, and that's canon, thank you very much.
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remus: i told you prongs. to make regulus fall in love you have to make him laugh
james: i did! twice!!! but…
remus: but what??
james, sobbing: but every time he laughs i’m the one who falls in love
James Potter tripping and falling headfirst into a trashcan because he's too busy staring at Regulus Black's ass as they walk.
James, thinking of Regulus: Padfoot, when did you realize you liked Moony?
Sirius, panicking: I like Moony?!?!
James:
Sirius, panicking more: Aw, fuck, I like Moony!
Remus: Right hand blue
James: This Twister game is so fun!
Regulus: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Remus? Potter is practically on top of me
Remus: Of course it is!
Sirius, whispers: Is it?
Remus: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour
*barty and sirius in azkaban*
barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet
sirius: nothing can break me
barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth
sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them
barty:
sirius:
idiots
sirius sending remus an "i love you" text and getting an "i love you too?" back only to realise he'd accidentally texted regulus instead of remus bc their names are too close in his contact list and now he feels bad bc he hadn't meant to text regulus and regulus not only replied but said it back and goddamn it now he's crying
