So Those Chasms In Grymforge... You Think The Waters Hot Down There?

Astarion seduces new victim

as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

AU!Lucerys wip :3 — Ignore the questionable quality, all I have of this rn is an old screenshot😭

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

occasional posts from users

It has been 3 years 0 days since I ate a fake plant at a restaurant and threw up

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

Astarion..

Trans person who get’s top surgery and bottom surgery and they cancel out.

Trans physicist who gets top surgery and bottom surgery and up surgery and down surgery and charm surgery and strange surgery and finally completes the standard surgery model