I Have Been Constantly In Tears Over This Newly Hatched Duck I Found On Instagram Last Night

putting my old acrobatics expertise to good use at last

Ah Yes. Me. My wife. And Her 500 foot firebreathing dragon

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

" Eye for an eye "

The fruits of our labour with @sleepstxtic are finally out with first two chapters!

This collaboration for @firebloodkink was wonderful ( i love you Kat ) and hopefully you'll enjoy what we prepared for you

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59883151/chapters/152766316

AU!Lucerys wip :3 — Ignore the questionable quality, all I have of this rn is an old screenshot😭

Astarion..

olivia cooke in a suit.. absolutely

HOTD AU where when Aemond demands Luke cut out his eye, Luke goes: fuck it, if it’ll finally shut you up, and gouges out his eye right there and then in Storm’s End. Can you imagine the utter chaos? You’d have

- Lord Baratheon freaking out because he was a huge dick to that kid and now said kid just cut his own eye out under his roof. A prince just cut his eye out and his mom, A DRAGON RIDER, is 1000% going to blame him for

- Aemond - I have never thought before I acted - Targaryen finally going “hmmm you know what, now that you’re bleeding and your eye is on the floor, maybe I was a bit too intense about a childhood accident

- Alicent throwing up because this was a DIPLOMACY MISSION and her son demanded his NEPHEW cut out his own eye

- Rhaenyra fuming because her son was on diplomacy mission and he came back WITHOUT HIS EYE

- Otto Hightower: this is going to ruin the world tour

I’m not sure what would happen afterwards but I’m 100% sure Luke would get back safely because Aemond would just be standing there awkwardly like “I didn’t think he’d do it! And damn why doesn’t this eye for an eye thing make me feel better???”

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