bitch i didn’t even want a sexuality and now ur telling me i need a gender too??
pewdiepie ran so dream could speedrun
transmeds be like “i’m on the side of science and logic” and then do absolutely no fucking research
evil in the fictional world, gay in the real world
turns into this and never turns back
mom said it’s my turn to be evil
i’m fucking pissed that out gets dark outside EVERY NIGHT!!! WTF
*looks in mirror* who the fuck is this fucker
it’s the sexiest job
if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?
if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?
fuck guys please do it please
reblog if 2012 pop hits is the best genre of music
reblog if 2012 pop hits is the best genre of music
you lied to me :(
nevermind that was NOT my doctor
yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean
i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up
yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean
if i got big boots i promise i would step on you,,, as a treat
no empathy heart empty
if you are below the age of 15 i am blocking you
existence is a prison but i do not exist
i tip my toes into your pool and you scream as they disintegrate into the water
hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*
yo i hate people. we are all cancelled
yo gamer we’re hanging out tomorrow right?
NOBODY gets to know my pronouns, not even ME
*succeeds in life while owning a fursuit*