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Sona moment π₯
Compress listens to swing and jazz.
And probably Will Wood or Tom Lehrer.
KEN WAKUI MY LIFE IS YOURS
HES BEEN FEEDING ME ALL THE KURAN CONTENT
HIBARU GLOMPING KURAN LMFAO
MY BABY SMILING AND HIS BESTIE π₯Ήπ₯Ή IM SO SAD
Tired of his brothers shit LMFAO he loves them both but stop arguing Dawgs π
Kuran, is canotically 20 my title as his wife still stands ily husband π₯Ή π
And Shio is 28 for yall out there who like himππ
BNHA chapter 428 prediction
THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD DO AJJAAUHG
Mr. Compress, in the back of a cop car: βCould you possibly turn up the AC? Itβs a little stuffy in hereββ
Cop: βStop talking.β
Mr. Compress, on his phone: βYeah, Iβll be back at the hideout shortly.β
Cop: βWhatβ how did you get your hands free? Are you on the phone?β
Mr. Compress: βYes, Iβm on the phoneβ Sorry, Dabi, my chaperone is being impolite.β
Cop: βChaperone??β
Cop, pulls over and looks in the back seat, Mr. Compress is gone.
Radio: βDo you have the suspect detained?β
Cop: βI did.β
Radio: βWhat do you mean you did?!β
Cop: βI donβt know, he disappeared!β
The car starts up and drives off.
Cop: βHEY!!! STOP!β
Mr. Compress, blasting the AC.
Iβm in a Shigaraki simping competition and my opponent is Spinner. FUCK.
What are you lookin' atπ€¨βοΈ
in these trying times i believe we all need some fun league of villains shenanigans :')
He is the reason why Iβm gonna watch the anime
Clayface in the Suicide Squad Isekai anime looks so much like Mr. Compress here to me.
A turn of eventsβ¦
The lovely lady in red belongs to @veeepawoon!
Tbh I wish I was Compress there rnπ«’
NEW CHAPTER IS OUT!!!
Here are my thoughtsβ‘
KURAN RIDING ONTOP OF THE CAR IS THE CUTEST THING EVER, AND THIS IS PROBABLY SOMETHING HE DOES A LOT SINCE NOBODY SEEMS TO BAT A LASH OVER IT LMAO
*peekaboo I see you*
Everyone going against Kuran bc they wanna help Nonoππ
Even Nono looks shocked that everybody wants to help her LMAO
Poor baby π₯Ή
TORAZO #1 BIG BROTHER π₯Ή FUCK SHIO TBH, TORAZO IS THE BIG BRO AND MAN EVERYBODY NEEDS IN THEIR LIFE
HES THE STRONGEST PHYSICALLY AND PROBABLY BIG BRAINED TOO
TORAZO STANS RISE!!!
I like to think I'm pretty funny
JEALOUS OF THE MLA LANYARD OMG
finally reorganized my collection, figured Iβd show it off.
I tried to give each villain/organization (and Hawks) their own section, but I ran out of space (the league is sharing with Hawks and the MLA for now).
The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.
Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last clichΓ© or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?
Dabi: I'll run out screaming.
Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.
Toga: We're totally coming back alive.
Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?
Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.
Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.
Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.
Toga: For Mag and Jin!
Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.
Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.
Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?
All: Battle stations!
...
Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.
Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.
...
I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.
And then Kirishima all:
Tomura: βI feel like itβs been too long since weβve had a meeting about what is and isnβt appropriate during missions.β
Dabi: βDid we ever?β
Tomura: βNo. Anyway, asking Kurogiri to warp you to Wendyβs mid-fight is not appropriate. I wonβt name any names.β
Twice and Toga standing there with Wendyβs fries and nuggets.
Dabi: βBut itβs okay when you do it?β
Tomura, also standing there with Wendyβs fries and nuggets: βI waited until after the fight. Speaking of which, Dabi, itβs also not appropriate to stop mid-fight and take photos of me being attacked.β
Dabi: βI wasnβt taking photos.β
Dabi, pulling out his phone: βItβs a video.β
Video showing Tomura being flung around.
Tomura: ββ¦ I hate you.β
Toga: βSend me that.β
Twice: βMe too.β
Tomura: βNo. Delete it.β
Dabi: βSure, but a 10-hour loop of it was already uploaded online.β
Tomura: βGod dammit.β
Dabi: βIt was me.β
Tomura: βI KNOW IT WAS YOU.β
Dabi, coming back from a mission.
Tomura: βYouβre back. Did you get the info we need?β
Dabi: βYeah, I even got photos on my phone.β
Tomura: βShow us.β
Dabi, scrolling on through his photos: βSure.β
Dabi, scrolling past Hawks nudes.
Mr. Compress covering Togaβs eyes.
Spinner: βUh, Dabiββ
Dabi: βOne sec.β
Dabi, scrolling past his own nudes.
Tomura: βJesusββ
Dabi: βTheyβre in here somewhere, did I pass them?β
Dabi, scrolling past a photo of Twice shirtless.
Twice, flattered: βAww.β
Toga: βWhat am I missing?β
Tomura: βWe donβt have all day, Dabi.β
Dabi: βI swear theyβre here.β
Dabi, scrolling past a photo of Tomura sleeping.
Tomura: βwhat the fuckββ
Dabi: βHere they are.β
[The Honeycomb Files: Madam Beetle]
Part (1/2) of Lady Honeycombβs backstory!
I apologize if this isnβt perfect, Iβm not much of a writer and I donβt do comics often- though I will improve as time goes on!
Oh youβre fucked πππ
Hey, soβ¦ I accepted a babysitting job from some guy named Kurogiri and I just got to the place andβ
What the fuck is this?
THIS IS LEGIT SO CUTE OH MY GOD
Hear me out...
Jokepress.
HE DID IT
HE DROPPED MORE KURAN CONTENT
Yes ik it's just an art piece BUT PRAISE KEN WAKUI
HES MAKING US HAPPY
Remember to always wear gloves when taking something out of the hot oven!.. Unless youβre Dabi!
- Mr. γ³γ³γγ¬γΉ
iβm such a βi want your attentionβ but βwonβt bother youβ kinda person
With how long I was in denial about Twiceβs death, yβall ainβt ready to see how long Iβm in denial about Tomura.
Captain π΄ββ οΈπ²
Okay I did not think I was gonna post this au any time soon because it WAS just a cute and casual thing but for some reason it just grabbed a hold of me so HERE I AM
Iβve got a pirate au LOLLL β itβs called The Devilβs Revenge, and itβs pretty much just an episodic thing, no real plot yet except for backstories.
I have laid out the basics in AO3 already, if you guys would like to check it out (there is x reader in there as well!): https://archiveofourown.org/works/56878042/chapters/144621859
I hope you guys like this π« if youβd like to see more of this au feel free to ask about it or come to my discord to chat: https://discord.gg/PY3JtWDXG2
I think thatβs all for now! Enjoy loves π
This is how I look at most of you guysπ
With the utmost disgustπ
A short comic for Ambush Simulation.
Summer Camp with UA and the Wild, Wild Pussycats.
This oneβs a parody since this is a scene from Durarara x2!! and therefore this part will not be appearing in the Ambush Simulation fic.Β Itβs still funny to think about, so here's a little bonus while I work on the next chapter.
I donβt know if thereβs a market in the simping community for post-shower hair Spinner, but if there isβ¦youβre welcome?
I have no explanation for why Compress would wear the mask while asleep. (The original was a dude wearing a gas mask because he was worried about polluted air.)Β Maybe he knows Dabi sleeps like a maniac and, on realizing he got the futon next to his, opted to wear some facial protection to avoid getting slapped in the face by the oblivious little shit.
Also, the headcanon that Dabi talks in his sleep...sure, why not?
...
Dabi:Β Why are you wearing that mask?
Compress:Β Nothing to be concerned about.
Got a cute bag that I could carry around at the con I plan on going to! I moved the other pins so Compress could be visible, I just didnβt get the pic cuz I forgor π§