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good riddance live

writing fry like a child:

unoriginal

flanderizes his stupidity in the same way as every other flanderized 'stupid' character out there

vaguely ableist

makes his relationship with leela very weird

writing bender like a child:

comically surreal for his species

reframes his egotism in a more funny/compelling/sympathetic way by just having him in a perpetual developmental stunt

somewhat canon compliant (he started the series as a two-year-old)

makes his relationship with fry and leela even funnier

sorry ive been drinking again i dont have anything better to do sorry thst i cant type good

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

Just remembered this isn't even their first rodeo being canonically connected

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

stan walks up to fords cabin in this thing

this is journal 1 & 2 and his mushroom research in their entirety

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

stan walks up to fords cabin in this thing

stan walks up to fords cabin in this thing

I had a nap dream that I made a PSA style comic of Stan getting onto the screen and sitting down in a chair backwards and saying "Hey. It's me, Stan Pines. Does your stomach ever hurt? Then you might be pregnant!"

And a little spiked comic style speech bubble saying "ya might be pregnant" took up the whole screen and that was the end

Of the PSA

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

I’ve seen a lot of drawings of BoJack Horseman characters in the Animal Crossing style, but not a lot the other way around!

Two versions of art made to look like a card or postcard

sarah lynn goes to college

contents of the letter: “Dear Sarah Himmelfarb,We are pleased to announce that you have been offered a spot in our Architecture program in the class of 2002 for Wesleyan University!”

they are rotting my brain as of late