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A Nico Di Angelo October piece that I made for the @pjoplanner!

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from eldian weekly’s halloween party 🎃

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Here’s a random post of Berty smiling like 😃

I am probably the last person to realise this:

Artemis is the older sister of Apollo. Her colours are silver and she has black hair while Apollo's colour is gold and he's blonde.

Thalia is the older sister of Jason. Her weapons/jewellery is silver and she has black hair, while his weapon is gold and he has blonde hair.

Artemis prefers the appearance of a young girl and Thalia while physically be always 15 (a "young girl").

Apollo and Jason are both the disfavoured child from their father.

Nico preparing for his and Will's first anniversary

Poseidon: Look, I don't want Percy to die. You don't want Percy to die. Let's work together to make sure Percy doesn't die.

Annabeth: Fantastic plan, my lord, but have you ever fucking met Percy?

Thinking about how Annabeth and Percy’s anniversary would be the most chaotic thing ever. Like Percy would go all out right? Everyone would know this man is PANICKING. He’d pull out all the stops. Like him and Grover would be running around all day setting things up. Leo would be giving live commentary on the whole thing like “And Jackson denies yet ANOTHER bouquet of flowers. Seems no type of flowers are right for his wise girl.” Piper would have a whole ass Pinterest board for this shit which would actually help and it makes Percy get Annabeth a book bouquet. Like a regular bouquet but books instead of flowers. He’d be so worried he forgot he was going to make her dinner and then he’d be rushing last minute to Will or someone being like “WHERE THE FUCKS THE FOOD?”

Anyway Annabeth would show up having disappeared the whole day because she was secretly freaking the fuck out over what to get him. She got him a bunch of handmade stuff. Like a scrapbook full of pictures from every single day (Piper helped with that one because she’s the #1 percabeth shipper) also a deck of blue playing cards and each card had something she loved about him.

In conclusion Percabeth is the most wholesome best ship in PJO because Annabeth and Percy are each others world and they’re just great in general.

I've been a Percy Jackson fan for years. But I couldn't read the books as soon as they came out because I didn't know English that good and had to wait up to years so they'd be translated. So I would get the books spoiled online. And I remember at some point seeing a post with "spoilers" for Blood of Olympus that had a bunch of fake spoilers like "Nico ends up with Annabeth", "Reyna marries Chiron" and a lot of things (that my stupid ass believed for like 15 minutes before I made my research). And now one of my best friends is a fan of PJO after watching the first season. And I realized I can give her fake spoilers too. "Oh, did you know Luke is actually Percy's brother?" "Omg, I can't wait for Grover and Clarisse ro get together." "Ugh, how much more do I have to watch until the reveal that Chiron is a villain??". She's shook

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP math classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

Nico: *yells at Leo in Italian*

Leo: *yells back in Spanish*

Piper: *interrupts them in French*

Will: *says something with his southern accent*

Percy: what the fuck is happening here?

Underrated Solangelo moment! They are so cute!

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"Celebrating characters' birthdays is dumb"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNABETH CHASE

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

piper "wikihow are my feeling comphet or real" mclean, jason "buzzfeed am i gay quiz" grace, or leo "google search boys kissing" valdez?

SNKDOCU Master Post + Asks

So A little over a year ago I started this stupid thing not knowing if people would like it. And now here I am with 17 of these things, how bout that huh? So here’s a master list for all the SNKDOCU posts + Faqs that people have been asking me lately.

The SNKDOCU TAG & The SNKDOCU: EXTRAS TAG

SNKDOCU 1: Eren & Annie (a.k.a Eren Does the Hand Thing)

SNKDOCU 2: Eren, Jean, Mikasa (a.k.a It’s Fucking Red)

SNKDOCU 3: Eren, Armin, Annie (a.k.a Reading b/n the Lines)

SNKDOCU 4: Levi & Eren (a.k.a I’m a Happy Lamp)

SNKDOCU 5: Connie & Sasha (a.k.a Potato Girl)

SNKDOCU 6: Jean & Marco (a.k.a Body Language)

SNKDOCU 7: Levi & Hanji (a.k.a Levi Does Yoga)

SNKDOCU 8: Bert, Reiner, almost everyone (a.k.a Reiner’s Butt Jokes)

SNKDOCU 9: Erwin & Levi (a.k.a Danchou Sass Me)

SNKDOCU 10: Armin & Eren (a.k.a Why You Gotta Be Like That, Ar)

SNKDOCU 11: Snkdocu Reads Mean Tweets w/ Eren and Armin

SNKDOCU 12: Snkdocu Reads Mean Tweets w/ Levi and Mikasa

SNKDOCU 13: Snkdocu Reads Mean Tweets w/ Erwin

SNKDOCU 14: Eren & Young Eren (a.k.a Don’t Feed it After Midnight)

SNKDOCU 15: Jean, Marco, Jeanbo (a.k.a The Cutest Baby Boy)

SNKDOCU 16: Fucking Everyone (a.k.a Christmas/New Year Special)

SNKDOCU 17: Young Eren & Jeanbo (a.k.a Levi Is So Hot)

SNKDOCU 18 : Eren & Jean (a.k.a Eren & Jean cosplaying each other)

SNKDOCU Extra: Jean Blushing

SNKDOCU Extra: The Ackermans

SNKDOCU Extra: Erwin and Dad Jokes Apparently

SNKDOCU Extra: “Make Levi Sit in A Booster Chair”

SNKDOCU Extra: “Eren’s Such A Girl”

SNKDOCU Extra: Marco and Levi

Answers to asks and other silly trivia under the cut!

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would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

PJO FANS HEAR ME OUT!

It’s season 3 of the PJO show AKA The Titans Curse. Percy (Walker) is sitting in front of Aphordite Goddess of Love and Beauty who just so happens to look like an older version of his best friend Annabeth (Leah) totally unrelated we’re sure.

Then he blinks and the beautiful woman in front of him changes….now she has brown hair and blue eyes she smiles, its Alexandria Daddario movie Annabeth. Just a split second cameo and then she’s gone.

Now a different woman is sitting in front of Percy, a woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes Kristen Stokes Lightning Thief Musical Annabeth. She shifts and changes again.

The final and last woman we see before Percy has curly blonde hair, tanned skin, and stormy grey eyes it’s book Annabeth.

Percy doesn’t realise it but we do. The Goddess of love shows him every version of the girl he loves from every universe he loves her in. It’s beautiful, it’s cinema, it needs to happen.

*At Camp Half-Blood*

Percy: I love my hot girlfriend and I like kissing her a lot and looking at her beautiful face lalalalala

*In Tartarus*

Percy: I will literally choke you with your own blood if you even think of touching my Annabeth

*At Camp Jupiter*

Percy: My girlfriend is so hot when she Judo flips me lalalalala

Hi I was wondering if you could do another gods with child!reader who’s opposite them, maybe with Demeter or Aphrodite

I found your writing on ao3 a while ago and when I figured out you had a tumbler too I was so excited, love your writing and hope you‘re having a wonderful day or night <3

Ahh thank you for the kind words 😊😊

Part three for child!reader with the opposite epitaph coming right up! Kind of angsty again, sorry...

Demeter w/ a child dubbed god of decay

Warning: description of gore

Demeter would blow a fucking gasket

First, her favorite daughter gets snatched up to live in the Underworld

Then, another of her kids is sent to live in the Underworld?

You never did do very well with gardening, despite who your mother is

Many plants you tried to care for ended up wilting rather quickly

You actually had a lifetime ban from greenhouse because when you sat on a crate full of apples, every single apple rotted

Demeter is a helicopter parent and as such would be waiting right outside the door when you got your epitaph from the fates

She actually cried when you came out in a black robe, hood up to obscure the rotting hole in your cheek

Various parts of your body are in various stages of decay and Demeter is furious

(one of your fingers actually falls off occasionally)

Like, how dare the fates do this? It's cruel! To her and especially to you, who until a couple minutes ago had a perfectly fine, living body

As your domain lies more over dead things, you're sent to live in the Underworld with your sister and your brother-in-law

Persephone is delighted to have her sibling with her and her husband in the Underworld, if not a little sad for Demeter

You visit Olympus two days of the year, when Persephone goes up to Olympus and when she comes back

Aphrodite w/ a child dubbed god of spite and neglected things

You, yourself were one of these neglected things you were given dominion over

Hephaestus did most of the work of raising you, being the only of Aphrodite's children who was fathered by her husband

It was like your parents had joint custody over you, most of your days spent in Hephaestus' forge before you were spirited away every couple of weeks to be shown off by Aphrodite

Ares is like the awkward step dad who tries to be nice to his lover's kid, but you never give him a chance

Aphrodite knows plenty of love, romantic love, sexual love, that is, but familial? That's more Hera's thing...

She wasn't even on Olympus when you went to the fates to get your epitaph

At least Hephaestus was waiting for you

You came out dressed in black and red, a tattered cape hanging over your shoulders

It's not surprising at all that you blame Aphrodite for your epitaph

Instead of being a source of pride, as most epitaphs are, yours is a painful reminder of your upbringing

It's kind of a disappointment to the other gods, Aphrodite is very well liked, for good reason, and her child being dubbed her opposite is... unsettling to say the least

Aphrodite barely talks to you, which only makes you more spiteful, more hateful

You join Hephaestus in his work shop and become Olympus' honorary repair-person, dominion over neglected things allows you to restore said things as well, after all

Part 1 with Ares, Hermes, and Athena here

Part 2 with Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, and Apollo here

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Double it and give it to the next person

Go to therapy or read another fan fiction of your favorite fictional character?

THIS.