Eheheheheheh I Should Write A Fanfic About These 3 Being Besties

2x07 spoilers ahead!!! Fun fact Paramount+ wouldn't let me skip the recap.

Holy fuckshit

"Can ghosts have sex?" YES THEY CAN!

Rhonda walking in on Wally and Maddie like "oh my God ew" exactly how I'd have reacted if I walked in on that.

Mr. Martin can gargle my balls. I have run out of funny ways to express my hatred for that man. He will be sitting next to Grant Ward and Victor Augustine in hell for his crimes against Xavier (he was already close but the second he put his creepy ass hands on my favorite character he sealed his fate).

I don't have a lot of thoughts for the rest of the episode other than "WHAT THE FUCK??????"

Rhonda 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

GOOD. How else was I going to feed my unending fixation on this show?

Variety

‘The Way Home’ Will Air on Hallmark Channel After All — Company Reverses Streaming Rollout After Fan Revolt

'The Way Home' will no longer only be available on the Hallmark+ app, as Season 3 will now premiere on the Hallmark Channel.

Nicole: *checking her bag* I have bear mace, a taser, bolt cutters-

Xavier: what?

Nicole: a knife, a map, power bank, some rope-

Claire: damn

Simon: do we really need all of this?

Nicole: a bag of chips, an energy drink, power cord-

Xavier: is this a girl thing?

Claire: maybe the first few things she just keeps going

Nicole: a shovel, some extra money, a road flair-

Honestly after all of that new information all I am thinking is that Noah is boring in a way that aspires to Sam, the Goodwin of Alice's generation seems like an asshole type of guy just from the way he walked into that scene, and maybe Casey Goodwin just. is misgendered at home. hard to say!

Alice: someone other than us is using the pond

Meanwhile:

update:

so I'm probably going to cut my hair short again and maybe dye it to my mom's natural color.

I just realized that it would make me look like young Elliot but trans. that makes me want to go through with this even more