yourunusalartist

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I wouldn't know about handsome, but it's good art.

old but I need to nixonpost

These ones!

I don't remember the name though. Sorry

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

You can travel the whole universe and end up in the same place

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."

A shit ton of bards

//this won't go well will it

Okay, that's uncalled for. I will not let that happen until Nixon is off the island.

we will be selling the nixon island to new zealand

No. *Hands you pain reliever medicine* AND DON'T MIX IT WITH ANYTHING ELSE

do these pains in my chest mean im goma die?

Listen. If you get sick or hurt from being stupid and dangerous, you can't run for a third term.

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???

Well... I guess I accept then. BUT only if you don't make more medicine cocktails. Those are dangerous.

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???

You do realize I'm the same person that made you cry several times before. ( Also refused my advice)

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???

Even for ME this is ridiculous. Leave the old man alone.

https://www.tumblr.com/nixon-official/781854372084809728/stop-lightgassing-me?source=share

So you want people to heavygass you is what you're saying? I'll get my refried bean burritos then

STOP BULLYING ME!!!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢

Because life without them is Nothing, Dull, Boring.

The Terrors are like spice. It hurts, but it still makes it taste better.

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???

Wait, you're fucking @pelvis-presley now?

I’ve missed out on some rich Richard Nixon lore over like the past week (he’s on an island now with only alcohol?)

I love parades because there's people throwing candy left and right.

[ Pun Intent: Very ]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are you being cancelled?

I'm being cancelled because I badmouthed Disney for blaming another film's unsuccessfulness on the gays

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! The mythic archer Robin Hood ... except he only has a standard broadsword. No bow and no arrows (and no armor, either).

VS

The legendary knight Lancelot ... except he only has a morningstar mace. No lance and no shield (and no horse or armor, either).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

5$ on the Morning Star. It has more weight, and will bend the broadsword making it useless. ( Plus SPIKES )

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! What's a live-action movie (or play) you think would be cooler if it had been animated (or performed with Muppets, if you're a fan of them)?

I don't watch much live action. BUT out of the ones I've seen, Harry and the Henrys would be really cool if it was animated.

heyyyyyyyyy have this positivity ask thing that’s bein passed around :) (no obligations tho)

List 5 things that bring you joy, then ask 10 people who have liked or reblogged your posts to do the same

Magic The Gathering

Books

My Friends

Doing Art!

Science Club

Thanks For the ask!

Golden Cookies

Cookie clicker achievement idea: Look ma! No hands!

You can't click the big cookie, can't buy cursors, can't buy grandmas, can't buy any upgrade with cursors on them.

Would it be ridiculous to do? Yes. Would it also make a funny achievement? Yes.

Scrolling through blogs = fun. ( Also, they let you on Tumblr at the Foundation site your housed at?)

Not to expose you or anything but @yourunusalartist just liked ten of my posts and I feel famous or something

The little tag that says mutual isn't on my account when I interact with my alts with it. Therefore, no. ( I know that you said if you don't think too hard but it's simply that the tag is not there, okay?)

ME

Who killed disco

Silly Game Time: A vampire hunter and a master chef are seated next to each other for a train ride. What do you think they'll talk about to pass the time?

The various meals that feature garlic! ( The master chef just thinks they like garlic, the vampire hunter just wants to kill vampires while on romantic dinner dates )

Silly Game Time: I am granting you immunity from any and all physical injuries ... *except* in one fatal weak spot like Achilles with his heel. Let's say the weak spot is roughly the size of the smallest coin in your country of residence, and must be struck with enough force to draw blood from an average human being to activate. Simply touching it or even accidentally bonking it isn't enough.

Where would you put yours?

My armpit. (Left) Because who is going to try to stab me in the armpit.

And you'll see him there. Nixon, it isn't a good idea to do that. 1: Due process 2: Not a crime to fantasize about murder. Just wait until Chesire does it then jail em.

does anyone else visualize tearing out and eating Elon Musk's heart when you're trying to quell your anxiety?

Nixon! We've been over this, time is False. It isn't even a construct, just false.

weekly injections are so transphobic honestly

how am i supposed to keep track of that when Time is a Construct YOU FUCK!

Silly Game Time: Y'know what this world needs? More giant statues (I'm talking 300 feet or 91.5 meters in height) that depict people joyfully playing musical instruments. So I've decided that a bunch of them shall be raised across the globe next Thursday!

Or, like, Friday at the latest.

You get to pick where one will go! Also what the instrument being played will be, if you like. No exceptions, no restrictions.

Bagpipes. A gender androgynous person, playing bagpipes. Right on top of Mt. Everest. Why? WHY NOT!?!

That... doesn't look very dark.

Dark Side Of The Moon

Cookie clicker achievement idea: Look ma! No hands!

You can't click the big cookie, can't buy cursors, can't buy grandmas, can't buy any upgrade with cursors on them.

Would it be ridiculous to do? Yes. Would it also make a funny achievement? Yes.

Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Tell us all a dumb joke! If English isn't your first language, feel free to tell us one in your first language! (I'd almost prefer that, in fact.)

What's the zookeeper's favorite coding language?

print: Python