zeugmatador - A thing of beauty

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A thing of beauty

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1 week ago

“Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.”

— Henry Ford

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1 week ago
Tiles, Gustav Klimt

Tiles, Gustav Klimt

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1 week ago

David, do you agree and accept that you're the prettiest, cutest, sweetest, nicest actor that's ever lived?

David, Do You Agree And Accept That You're The Prettiest, Cutest, Sweetest, Nicest Actor That's Ever

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1 week ago

I thought it, you thought it, but Bettywho said it.

She represents me.

I Thought It, You Thought It, But Bettywho Said It.
I Thought It, You Thought It, But Bettywho Said It.
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3 weeks ago

I think you should be allowed to dismember someone with your teeth once. just as a treat.

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.
Incase Anyone Needed The Rest Of The Photos That Go Along With Those Gorgeous Profile Photo Changes.

Incase anyone needed the rest of the photos that go along with those gorgeous profile photo changes.

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3 weeks ago
Pov: The Dark Lord Is About To Tie You Down To That Four Poster Bed.

pov: the dark lord is about to tie you down to that four poster bed.


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3 weeks ago

The percentage of Joe in the trailer is steadily increasing.


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1 month ago

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper


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2 months ago
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2 months ago
Reconstruction.

Reconstruction.

Twitter / Instagram / Gumroad / Patreon  

KnownOrigin / SuperRare / OBJKT / Zedge 

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2 months ago
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE Dir. Steven Spielberg
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE Dir. Steven Spielberg

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE dir. Steven Spielberg

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2 months ago

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are balling.

nevertheless, we ball


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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Eyes. Smile. Hands.

Okay Just This One

okay just this one


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2 months ago

I thought I could not possibly love this man any more than I already do.

How delightfully wrong can one be.

🎬 || David on englishpauliewallie's Instagram post.

Singing " Im Going to Go back there someday"


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3 months ago
A Short Snippet Of Dave Talking About James Gunn, At 7.06.

A short snippet of Dave talking about James Gunn, at 7.06.


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3 months ago

he used ███ to make ████

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3 months ago

Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

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3 months ago

STILL ON PATROL

I learned something new and horrifying today which is… that… no submarine is ever considered “lost” … there is apparently a tradition in the U.S. Navy that no submarine is ever lost. Those that go to sea and do not return are considered to be “still on patrol.”

?????

There is a monument about this along a canal near here its… the worst thing I have ever seen. it says “STILL ON PATROL” in huge letters and then goes on to specify exactly how many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE, ON PATROL (it is almost 2000 WWII submarine ghosts, ftr). Here is the text from it:

“U.S. Navy Submarines paid heavily for their success in WWII. A total of 374 officers and 3131 men are still on board these 52 U.S. submarines still on patrol.”

THANKS A LOT, U.S. NAVY, FOR HAVING THIS TOTALLY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL HORRIFYING TRADITION, AND TELLING ALL OF US ABOUT IT. THANKS. THANK YOU

anyway now my mother and I cannot stop saying STILL ON PATROL to each other in ominous tones of voice

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