“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Farewell online privacy
@ophanem
“you are short :)”
feel free to tag your short friends i am tagging @muku-uwu sorry
@supply-closet @candycat2004 @ophanem
Okay I’m curious reblog and put in tags how people misspell your name
just us, and your friend Steve
there HAS to be a reason for this
@ophanem
*sweats* m-me??
there HAS to be a reason for this
[kiibo voice] Hi, I'm K1-B0, and you're watching DanganRonpa season 53! *draws the shape of the kuma eye with a laser and blows up the school*
(kiibo voice) welcome to the baby shower
What the fuck are you doing?
BURGER. NUGGETS. NUGGETS. BURGER.
source
Damn, you got me. Gonna blow myself up with kerosine.
What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spooketi Boolognese!
@ophanem I want you to read this out load and tell me how you pronounce the last word
What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spooketi Boolognese!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens
Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.
he will get allen wrenches
the walking dad
If someone is having trouble with their phone's text-to-speech, their phone will always catch my voice perfectly!
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
I know I post next to nothing on Tumblr but is anyone else having emotional dread regarding the just-over-5 months of 2020 so far
10,000 reblogs and I will translate the script of Bee Movie into a language that I will invent solely for this purpose
Take It All In On Your Stride
P I K A C H U
WELL RYAN MENTIONED THAT MOVIE AND I DO NOT FEEL PREPARED
What’s an underrated movie that you like?
You see theres this one movie about a little girl in a red hood a-
I THOUGHT HIS WOULD BE A NORMAL POST
I WAS GONNA SAY VIRGO AND TAURUS
WHY DID I HAPPEN TO WALK INTO THIS
Aradia and Nepeta
…..oh
disney, upon seeing me about to go watch a lion die in cgi and knowing for a fact that i KNOW mufasa's gonna die
hmmm
I dunno bout you, but I feel like feminism should mean equality for women and men and not just men being bad
From the Jackson 5 to Mozart, you are guaranteed to find at least one song from La La Land and at one point I think I found a part of the Emoji Movie's soundtrack
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
I promise not to do anything creepy
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
I dub thee, Carbon Holmium Cobalt Lanthanum Tellurium.
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