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To this day i still get Wattpad notifications for a Percy/Nico fic i wrote back when i was 12 that now has amassed 92k views. All I remember was that in the span of the first 5 chapters, Nico wakes up making out with his pillow, Nico calls Jason ‘daddy Jason’, Annabeth breaks up with Percy because she’s apparently been in love with Reyna the whole time (which makes ZERO sense), and Nico gets a quest assigned to him in his dreams by Aphrodite telling him to go to Hawaii with Percy for whatever reason. I would delete it, but it’s to the day the most popular thing I’ve ever posted.
i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.