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[TF141 x F-0-Z]

Mana: I was arrested at 17 for being too cool

Dice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

Gaz: *Texting Laswell* I don't think I wanna play Pictionary with them anymore

Laswell: Why?

Gaz: Ghost keeps drawing himself murdering Graves, Soap takes forever to "perfect" his drawings, and Price can hardly draw a circle

Gaz: I want the Uno cards back

Laswell: You should've thought about that before you all started a brawl during your last Uno game

Gaz: You're smiling, whats got you in high spirits?

Oswald: I can't smile just because I want to?

Price: Soap tripped and fell again during physicals

Smokes: Dogs are sacred creatures made by God to protect their owners. Their purity and love in unmatched. They're such good boys

Soap: *Screaming in the background as Foz attacks him*

Price: You okay?

Oswald: Not really. I have this massive headache that just comes and goes

Graves: *Walks by*

Oswald: There it is again

Found Friendship

Graves: Hey, so I was thinking it's best if the all the Captain's had a quick briefing on tomorrow's opperation

Price: That's fine by me

Alejandro: Sure, whatever works best

Oswald: Rogah

Graves: Great *Walks away*

Alejandro: Gringo...

Oswald: *Nods* Haole

Alejandro and Oswald: *Turns to each other and smirks, ushering a soft menacing chuckle*

Price: If you two are thinking about messing with Graves, make sure it doesn't affect me

Dog in training P.2

Dice: *Storming into Price's office* I can't stand Smokes and his new dog!

Soap: Oh? You cannae? *Lifts leg to show a pup sized bite mark* I donnae see you getting bit like a chew toy!

Price: Okay, okay. Calm down

Dice: Calm down? *Lifts chewed up hat* The mut has been terrorizing my things!

Soap: And my limbs!

Price: *Sighs* I'll go have a talk with Liam about Foz and-

Smokes: *Barges in with Fozzie by his side* Heyo Price, check this out

Smokes: *Looks at Fozzie* Foz, Smokes me

Fozzie: *Runs out the room, retrieving a pack of Cigarettes from God knows where, proudly*

Smokes: Good boy! *Hands Price a cig while proudly petting Foz*

Price: Excellent work Sargeant, I'm impressed. We'll have Foz on militant training next week due to his good behavior and progress

Soap and Dice: *Looking a Price, dumbfounded*

Dog in training

Smokes: Sit, Foz!

Fozzie: *Looks up at Smokes with big confused eyes*

Ghost: No luck?

Smokes: Nope. When Oz told me the SAS had great training pups, I thought it would be easier than the ones back home

Ghost: Takes patience for dogs like Foz

Smoke: *Lights a cig* I've realized that part. It's not like I can tell him to, "Sic em" or anything

Fozzie: *Immediately gets up and attacks Soap walking by*

Ghost: *Amused* Guess Foz is a great listener after all

Smokes: *Starts tearing up* Yes he is

The shortest

Oswald: *Struggling to reach her water bottle on the top shelf*

Ghost: You need help?

Oswald: Please-

Soap: *Barges through the door* DON'T YE DARE HELP HER!

Ghost: What did she do?

Soap: *Laughing* Nothing. I just love to see her struggle

Oswald: *Reaches her water bottle and chucks it at Soap*

Soap: *Falls* OOF-

Ghost: Karma

Graves: *Messaging 141* At Boston right now

Soap: Do I care?

Gaz: How did he get our numbers anyways?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him with tea*

Ghost: Earl Grey?

Graves: *Sends a pic of him next to the Boston harbor, tea in hand, smiling*

Price: Don't. You. Dare

Soap: DO IT YE COWARD. I DARE YE!

Graves: *Sends a pic of him dumping it*

Price: *Blocks Graves*

Gaz: *Blocks Graves*

Ghost: Call an airstrike

Soap: NO! LET THE MAN PREACH!

Sleep deprived

Price: What's wrong with you four?

Gaz: We had a bet on which one of us can stay up the longest

Ghost: It's been 6 days

Price: I can tell...

Oswald and Soap: *Fighting each other for the coffee pot*

Gaz: *Looking at Oz and Soap fighting* I'm so gonna win

Price: Uh huh. By the way, you're pouring salt instead of sugar in your cup

Ghost: *Bangs head on table, asleep and snoring*

Gaz: Haha! One down! *Sips his salted coffee, unfazed*

Price: I'm calling Laswell for a transfer...

-The Pelekais-

I drew Oswald and her siblings in a previous post, but I wanted to get into more of the dynamics and relationships of the three, as well as some background info on her brothers

Quick Oswald info sheet

Original template:

Instant Coffee stash

Early in the morning while waiting for the heli to take them home:

Oswald: *Pours Maxim coffee packets into a mug of hot water*

Gaz: Since when did we bring the coffee machine?

Oswald: Hm? We didn't. Soap left it back at base

Soap: *Sniffing the coffee scent* Since when did we have coffee? Were ye hogging a secret stash from us?

Oswald: No...?

Price: *Overhearing everything* Hold her down

Oswald: WAIT NO-

Soap and Gaz: *Holding Oz down*

Soap: *Reaches into her vest and grabs out a stash of Maxim coffee packets* Ye did have a stash!

Gaz: *Takes a pack* Tsk tsk. How could you, Oz. And from your own team?

Soap: *Sipping from his mug* Aye. We've been coffee starved for a week, Bonnie

Oswald: Bring your own packs next time!

Haole

Oz's typical greeting to Graves:

Oswald: Eh, haole!

Graves: Oh uh...haole to you too?

Oswald: *Under her breath* He's so haole, he don't even know he haole

Nationality guessing

141 guessing Oz's race(before knowing her cultural background):

Gaz: *Studying Oz's face* Hispanic?

Soap: Aye. Definitely Hispanic

Oswald: Nope. Guess again

Ghost: Egyptian? Somewhere middle east

Oswald: Way off

Price: It's-

Oswald: You read my file. You don't get to partake, Price

Gaz: Are you some type of asian?

Oswald: Partially, yeah

Soap: FILIPINO!

Oswald: No. But I guess you can say they could be classified as a cousin

Ghost: Ohhhh. I got it now

Gaz: What is is?

Ghost: I'll wait for you two to figure it out

Soap: Pshh...did we say Spanish already?

Gaz: Yes- OH! Polynesian!

Oswald: Bingo! Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Price: Eh. If I hadn't read your file, It would've took a miracle

Chaos

Soap: Hey, Bonnie

Oswald: Yeah?

Soap: *Grins* The teams not here

Oswald: ...

Oswald: You got the C-4's?

Soap: Aye *Pulls out the hidden container full of explosives*

2 hours later:

Price: Hopefully the base isn't up in fire

Gaz: *Pulls up to the base* Shocker, looks normal to me

Giant explosion is heard:

Gaz: Aaaand, I spoke too soon

Trust exercises

Price: I called you all in here today to discuss the meaning of being a team. We, we are a team. But in order to function as a team, we must all learn trust

Soap: Aye, I cannae agree more. Like when ye ask yer team if they touched yer lunch and they donnae say anthing-

Gaz: Oh let it go, Soap!

Soap: AYE, WHEN YE BE HONEST KYLE!

Price: *Smacks their heads* And this is why we need to do this exercise *Mumbles* Mostly because Kate won't get of my case...

Price: *Grabs Ghost* Since Soap and Gaz needs time to cool down, you're first, Si. Tell the team how you feel about them, and be honest. This will help let all the bottled emotions out

Ghost: *Inhales* First off, you're mohawk looks dumb Johnny. And the fact that you spend every night and morning in the communal showers trying to fix it, just makes it look dumber. And Kyle? Hanging off a heli while shooting people upside down isn't a way to introduce yourself. It was a fun story the first few times, but now it makes you look pathetic. Also, it was me who stole your lunch Soap, not Kyle. You just wouldn't stop bothering me the day before and I just snapped. Kyle just so happened to be by your lunch that day

Soap:

Gaz:

Price: *Claps* Good job, Simon. See? Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Soap: You think my mohawk is dumb...?

The cold tundra

During the Tundra mission:

Soap: Looks like we're paired together *Nudges Oswald playfully*

Oswald: ...

Soap: Ye okay, Bonnie? *Looks down to better see Oz's face*

Oswald: *Completely shaking with clattering teeth*

Soap: HA! Ye can't handle the cold, Oz?

Oswald: *Between chattered teeth* It's below freezing! I grew up in 24/7, 90⁰ heat! Give me a break you cold hearted Scott!

Soap: *Wheezes*

A trip to Hawai'i P.7

[Hawaiian Reggae]

Oswald: *At the wheel, stuck in traffic* looks like we'll be stuck here for a while

Gaz: *Groans* Again? This is the 3rd time today we've been stuck in bloody traffic

Oswald: Get used to it. Hawai'i is full of it

Soap: Turn on the radio, Bonnie. I need something to keep my brain stimulated or it'll die in boredom

Oswald: Alright, alright *Turns radio to 98.5*

*Station starts playing "Ehu Girl" by Kolohei Kai*

Oswald: Oh! This is a good one

Soap: Well this is definitely different from ye typical widespread songs

Oswald: *Gasps* You've never listened to Reggae???

Gaz: *Shakes head in disappointment* You're definitely missing out Soap. I don't listen to much Reggae, but it's still a good refresher from the usual day to day genres

Oswald: tsk tsk...Guess I'll just have to play more Hawaiian Reggae around you, Soap

Btw, here's some good Hawaiian Reggae recommendations bc why not?

• Ehu Girl- Kolohei Kai

• Cool down- Kolohei Kai

• This is the life- Kolohei Kai

• Heartstrings- Kolohei Kai

• Round and Around- Kolohei Kai

• Wade in your Water- Common Kings

• Lost in Paradise- Common Kings

• Take Her- Common Kings

• Mary Wanna- Common Kings

• No Other Love- Common Kings

• Waiting on the Rain- J Boog

• Police and Theives- J Boog

• Lets do it again- J Boog

• Every Little Thing- J Boog

• Higher than the Clouds- Anuhea

• Make me Say- Kimié

• More than a Fire- O-Shen