Desired Reality - Blog Posts

sometimes I still wonder if shifting isn’t just some type of huge inside joke 😶

“you just have to believe” how tf I am supposed to believe if I’ve been doing this for almost 5 years and literally nothing has ever happened?

wait i made another one

accurate

grocery shopping w jj bc you know that man sits in the goddamed grocery cart

you're so right bestie 😌 send prompts to my ask box !

jj jumps out the car the second you've put it into park, "i'm going to get a cart!" he slams the door, making you flinch and then takes off towards the shop, behind the car

you sigh and flip the visor down, checking your hair in the tiny mirror before looking in the wing mirror, "jesus christ," you mumble, seeing jj throwing himself into the cart, legs in the air. you scramble to grab your keys, wallet and phone before hopping out of the car

the boy slowly rolls towards you, a grin on his face, "push me" he says, the wheels on the cart clacking as he draws closer

you cross your arms over your chest, "no j, get out" you say and look around to check for cars as he comes across the parking lot.

"no" he says simply. the cart starts to turn with his weight being on one end, he cranes his neck to maintain eye contact with you. he shakes his head to emphasise his answer

in his journey he's started to gain speed, you stare at him blankly as you move towards the back end of your car, "j, i'm not pushing you"

"sure you are" he replies full of cheek, "can you stop me before i hit the car" he rushes out metres from your car. you stick your foot out, bumping the wheels when the front of the cart is just inches from the back bumper

you realise jj is not going to get out the cart and while locking him in the car seems tempting you know he will manage to fuck something up, last time he took the handbrake off to see how far he could roll, he hit another car.

"push me!" he says again, putting his arms up in the air like he's on a roller coaster. people walk past staring at you and your child of a boyfriend, you chuckle at the stupidity of the situation

"fine but if a worker tells you to get out, get out" you grab onto the handles and pull, turning him around and then stride towards the store. jj waves his hand up at you as you enter

you're only at the store for snacks, knowing you’ll both be too stoned to drive later and you're going to need them, the munchies hit you and jj hard, every time.

steering the cart, and your boyfriend, towards the right isles you pass adults, giving them small smiles as you pass. they just shake their heads at you both

"beep beep, coming through" jj hollers when you reach the end of the isle. a woman, coming down the centre isle that splits all the others in half, screams sending jj into a giggle

"sorry!" you apologise and push harder, getting to the right isle faster. jj sticks his arm out, grabbing random packets of chips from the shelves, dumping them on top of his boots

you stop the cart and move around it, grabbing some of them to put them back. "hey, no no no," jj huffs and tries to grab them back but you pull him out of arms reach before he can, he glares up at you

"j, neither of us even like those ones baby," you try and reason with him, soft pleading eyes in hopes to get out of the store as quickly as possible

if you could see inside his head, you would see cogs turning as he tries to come up with something, "well, i might like them later?"

snickering you leave only the chips you like in the cart and move on to candy. you don't make the mistake of letting him too close to the shelves, leaving him in the middle of the isle while you pick out things

"afternoon ma'am," jj nods and salutes an elderly woman who tries to pass, "could you, uhm, pass me some of those," you hear him whisper, shortly followed by a, "thanks, have a good day"

your back is still turned, your arms full of candy and chocolate, "jj, if i turn around and there's things i didn't put in there, we are leaving" you say, bending to grab a couple more things.

"pfft, no" he scoffs, dragging out the 'o' and as you turn, he throws a pack of something you can’t make out, over the isle. in the distance you hear a smack and a man grunt. jj turns to you wide eyed, "go, go, go" he whisper shouts

you empty your arms into the cart and take off running, drifting around a corner into the bakery isles. both of you burst out laughing, you double over and lean on the edge of the cart, your head bumping jj's

"we have to go" you chuckle when the laughter dies down, jj nods and reaches over to grab a twelve pack of doughnuts and you make your way towards the checkout

the older woman on the till stares at you both as you load up your obscene amounts of snacks. jj does his best, throwing things up onto the conveyer belt, wincing when a bar of chocolate nearly hits the woman.

in all honesty you expect her to say something but she doesn't. you dump the things back on top of jj and pay before pushing him towards the exit, sighing when you hear a chip bag rustling followed by jj crunching

"can you just check the cameras? someone threw these over the isle and it hit me" a man grunts, stood next to the security station

jj tilts his head back looking up at you, "get to the car" he mumbles, his mouth full of food. you nod and dash out of the shop with the reminder to never bring him shopping with you again.

Does anyone else script out having to go to the bathroom? 👀

How do you guys go about scripting yourselves as younger? In my DR i want to be a kid again (like 12-14), but im scared of having a "kid-like mindset." (Ya know bc they're dumb, arrogant little shits). Yet i dont want to script i have and adult mindset either because that would be weird for me and that kinda goes against that feeling of "being a kid." Idk does that make sense? 😭😭😭

Question for experienced shifters: In the void state, can you hear things or feel spinning? This happened to me last night where I was half asleep/awake and ended up in a dark void. I could hear a video I put on playing in the background, and i felt like I was spinning until I visualized my DR and ended up in a lucid dream.

Has anyone tried to shift to Homicipher? I was in sleep paralysis thinking of Mr. Crawling, I was looking at a large object in my room and his form kept taking shape, more and more. I noped the fuck outta that shift so quickly.

Idea I had for my JJK DR where I'm a subsitute teacher when Gojo, Yaga, Geto arent around, but secretly I'm like Ms. Fritz from the Magic School Bus. I'm gonna be the cool teacher kids cheer about when they realize I'm substituting. 😎

🐚 METHOD: SLEEP PARALYSIS (SP)

*It's a method that works for me, but you're free to use any method available online.

Sleep Paralysis Symptoms

Unable to move

Pressure on chest

Sinking sensation into the mattress

Difficulty breathing

Hallucinations (visual and auditory) (optional)

During SP, everything you hear or see is a hallucination. Your brain, still in the REM sleep phase, produces images related to your dreams. These hallucinations can manifest based on your thoughts, as your subconscious is particularly receptive in this state. The sensation of suffocation is simply due to the natural relaxation of your diaphragm during sleep.

SP Tips

Stay Calm: Keep neutral or positive thoughts to prevent worsening sensations.

Stabilize: Stay still, breathe calmly, and focus on your goal.

💗 How to astral project from SP

Simply set the intention to astral project and imagine yourself separating from your physical body by creating as vivid an image as possible of your astral body beside your bed, without moving. Engage all your senses to activate your astral vision. Focus your thoughts to mentally picture yourself detaching from your physical body.

→ At the same time, you can use one of these methods:

Rolling Method: Visualize yourself rolling out of your body. Rope Technique: Imagine a rope in front of you and picture yourself pulling up to "hoist" out of your body. Floating Sensation: Imagine floating above your body. Hammock Method: Picture yourself in a hammock, gently swaying until you feel yourself separating from your body.

💗 How to lucid dream from SP

Set the intention to have a lucid dream, then:

Keep your eyes closed.

Focus on the colors and shapes that appear behind your eyelids, known as hypnagogic images.

Visualize a specific scene (for example, walking on a beach) and engage all your senses in the visualization

Since the brain cannot distinguish between imagination and reality, it will start to construct a dream based on this focus. The key is to maintain your attention without getting distracted to enter the dreaming state.

💗 Link: To enter the void state or shift into your desired reality (DR) from SP

I have a Game Dev Dr, where I literally created an amazing indie game on par with greats like Undertale and Stardewvalley, I can't wait to shift there.

"If you wanna shift, learn how to meditate."

"if you wanna shift, learn how to meditate."

NOO BITCH I DONT WANT TO, I JUST WANNA SHIFT STFUUUU!!!

shifters are genuinely so cute tbh.

Like what do you mean you're shifting to be a badass hero? Like fuck yeah, save the damn world.

What do you mean you're shifting to have this peaceful simple life? Breathe into that air and feast into your life.

What do you mean you're shifting for this family member? You must care and love them so much to consider them your family.

What do you mean you're shifting for your significant other? You fell in love so hard even though y'all are in the longest distance relationship, you're the high standards.

We all are shifting for something that fills the purpose of our lives, and something about that is so human of us.

I'm shifting to Wizard 101 and I'm soo excited to find out what life as a wizard is like.

-I wanna have my ride or die pet bestie by my side.

- Celebrate holidays and festivals! Like Halloween and pet promenade.

-I think I'll like Life, Myth, and Storm the best but I'm also excited to figure it out when I get there.

shoutout to all the shifters whose parents never transmitted them their culture and that are going to be able to finally be ABLE to experience it, to see their homeland, to speak the language and be a part of it.

I understand that I AM in my DR, I get it, I get it.

Now howwww do I start actually becoming aware?? How do I actually start seeing this b*tch?????? Like NEEEEOW!

Ugh I hate when we start talking about controversial shifting shit on here instead of NOT GIVING A FUCK! I don't care if you fw race chargers or not, or if you are or not, or if you wanna change your age. I honestly dgaf cause at the end of the day you gonna do what your going to do and I'm gonna do what I wanna do. So block and move on people.

Get tf off my feed with this bullshit. This damn bullshitty discussion is pointless and dumb.

I haven't had any sleep paralysis vibrationals in MONTHS! I know you usually gotta be exhausted to enter sp but I'm tired all the time anyways, what more do I even need? 🥲🥲

Currently reprogramming my mind using subliminals, theta waves, and the hypnagogic state altogether to hack my subconscious.

When it comes to shifting and morality debates, I'm of two minds:

On one hand, I think the majority of the shifting morality debates are just puritism, and virtue signaling. Puriteens too focused on trying to police shifting of all things, like they can actually do anything about it. They talk about reality shifting like it's pro/anti shipping discourse and not an actual real place. Even if someone did admit to committing horrific crimes in another reality... you literally can't do anything about that. Like of all the things you can't do, trying to stop someone in another reality is probably the one thing you can't do the most. 😭

On the other hand, I understand that this reality does have certain "rules" when it comes to morality.

If you told people in your DR you did things that would break the Geneva Convention here... Is it not obvious people are gonna be mad? I don't understand why anyone act surprised at people giving an obvious reaction you ADMITTING TO HORRIFIC CRIMES especially when you literally didn't have to say anything at all.

If you're a shifter, you literally don't have to tell anyone anything, and I think some shifters forget that. What goes on in your DR is between you and that DR.

And please don't misunderstand, I'm not telling people what they can and can't do (obviously, ppl are gonna do what they want!), or talk about when it comes to their DR... I just don't why would be surprised that when you admitted to committing henious acts that *everyone disliked that.*

One reason I believed in shifting was simply because the universe is so huge. Our own galaxy is just one of billions. Like a grain of sand amongst other grains of sand on a beach.

The other reason is because I simply did not believe this reality was all life had to offer. Like this is what we get??? Capitalism, white supermacy, sexism, racism, homophobia, genocide, global warming, etc, etc... Like hell no, fuck that shit. The life of a minority is to experience horrors beyond human comprehension DAILY for LITERALLY no fucking reason and that's "just how it's supposed to be" and I will never accept that.

One of my mutuals said "If you can't get stuck in your DR, and can shiftback easily, why would be get " stuck" here?" and it's breaking my brain...

found this on reddit and it summarizes perfectly how to shift realities. this is not even a hack, this is how you shift. it’s literally this simple

Hello first post on this account! Just wanted to introduce myself.

I go by Purin, Panda, or Red.

I've been apart of the shifting community since 2020, been in the void state, and mini shifted 1 time.

My Current DR Obsessions:

- Wizard 101

- Stardew Valley/ Fields of Misteria/ Sunhaven (Tri-DR)

I have at least 27 Drs I've cultivated over the past 4 years including:

Moomin's DR, Goosebumps DR, Morrrowind DR, Skyrim DR, Vampire the Masquerade DR, etc

Hello Shiftblr!

now you see me is secretly a movie about the magic of shifting and you cannot change my mind

one thing abt me is i’ll always spot an angel number no matter what (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

my s/o is getting a big fat smooch on the cheek once I shift (I’m too shy to kiss him on the mouth)

I’ve been seeing SO many angel numbers!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ I’m definitely shifting soon! :3

these aren’t even all of them, I have like 24 more screenshots of angel numbers I’ve seen within the past week (≧∇≦)

I’ll say “I miss my man” like he’s not in a whole other reality

but if he knew my consciousness wasn’t there yet i bet he’d miss me too

“ Who’s the main character in your DR? “