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Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.
Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
1. Funeral Procession on the Highway
2. NASCAR in the Suburbs/Residential
3. Drift Royalty on an Intersection
3.5 Doughnut Makers in the Middle of the Night
4. Tiny Ween Syndrome But it's Your Problem
5. People Who Actually Know How to Drive
6. Cops
Don’t you ever just want to run away from everything. People, Everyone. Just get into your car and never return. You the open road and a Guns N’ Roses Album blasting on the stero. I want to just up and leave the terrible town. Go to California and do crazy things. Stand on the top of the Empire State Building and pretend to howl like a wolf. Or maybe start a band in the back of a person house. John Green should write a book about my life.
-I need a biopic about my life
Getting my permit test soon. Finally might learn how to drive
things i’ll do once i can FINALLY drive:
just leave to the library for some quiet time
just go to stores or a mall and skim through them on my own time
probably run someone over
actually control the music
just vibe in graveyards looking for cool names to write down
go to a park on my own and just immediately walk off the path and get lost
put stickers all throughout town
maybe get a part time job?
be able to get things like piercings n shit that i otherwise would not be able to get in a timely manner
probably carry even more safety shit
fuck up learning the guitar OUTSIDE instead of doing that indoors
get a parking fine because how the fuck do people even parallel park like it doesn’t even look physically possible
get the food i’m craving without having to do a charisma check at my family
just go to a pharmacy and walk around cus i never get enough time to just look at the things
maybe go to a con or other cool shit goin on
explore abandoned shit on my own that i probably shouldn’t be exploring
etc etc you get the gist I cannot wait
You work like a drone, I drive the mercedes down the lane.
Im the hot girl you see at the traffic light, as you make a break, exhausted from your double shift. The one that doesnt notices you exist. The one you want to spoil.
Clean my rims and make me richer, loserboy.
I'd definitely offer myself as their driver and let them both sit in the back seats.
Me and @baebiekitten are on a road trip!! While she drives I play with her pussy for fun! It makes us both feel naughty 😈
Because things are better with the right person. Thinking of her.
On the Road Again!