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Here I made this. It’s Ed.
Ed: So, Colonel. What are you getting lieutenant Hawkeye for Christmas?
Roy: *Looks at Ed in confusion* what do you mean?
Ed: I mean, what gift are you getting her for Christmas?
Roy: *stares at Ed with a frown* I'm not getting her a gift. *smirks* I keep her company, what more could she want?
Ed: *Rolls eyes* you selfless bastard. *punches arm*
Roy: *holds arm* OWWW! *death-glares Ed* WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Ed: buy her something nice. *hands Roy a few hundred dollars*
Roy:I have money *huffs and heads off to jewellery shop*