Freak Fortress - Blog Posts

“He’s my comfort character!” Sweetie that’s a manic who was traumatized as a child and now brutally murders people in methods you’ve never heard of.

HEY! I wanna make a Fanfic of Medizard and Cakehole Piss, please PLEASE give some me ideas!!!!😫

A little something I drew since I’m kinda getting tired of only seeing ONE freak (ahem CPS x CBS) fortress ship. Anyways tho I present you even tho they never met…

Cakehole piss and Medizard going on a date.

Christian Brutal sniper, Piss cakehole, Cakehole piss, Weaselcake and Gravy guitar man in a boy band named “Backfreak Boys” And they just make covers of Backstreet Boys.

I wanna hold Cakehole piss’s hands and kiss him on the cheek so bad like it’s all I’m asking😞💔

Look at them, their so bbg <3

Piss cakehole and Cakehole Piss summed up.

Idk if this something I noticed or it’s because I treat all the sniper freaks like my children but iv seen a pattern where snipers are literally minding their own business and then out of nowhere they either kidnapped, tortured, killed then resurrected or literally all of above. Like what did Weaselcake and Cyborsniper do to you guys before they were freaks like chill you guys💀.

Freak fortress is that one relative you really like at a family reunion that you see once every few years. Like you have one night of just hanging out and talking and then the next day you never see them again until next reunion or your family goes and visits them.

I had a dream where I was sitting in a living with Christian brutal sniper and toy story was playing and all he said was “This sucks” and just left the room. Like there was no context as what, why, how, where we got here in that moment.

Hello LGBFreak community, may I present you a new ship possibility?

I never posted this but me kicking CBS down the stairs (he deserves it)

Since I see a lot of CBS headcanons, I decided '"Yk what? I'm gonna make myself some piss cakehole/cakehole piss headcanons because they need some love (I mean love I mean the 4 people that like these characters sitting in the back row) THIS IS SUPER LONG BTW BECAUSE THESE 2 BRAIN ROT ME EVERYDAY!!!!

Piss cakehole

•Despite being a absolutely menace to society murder, he’s very anti social. Like very anti going out with other freak friends (if he has any) or parties. Occasionally he’ll go to a friends place but that’s it. Kill. Sleep.Live.

•he actually Shockingly has a job, it’s Dairy Queen. He works night shifts because no one there wants be to around him but he doesn’t as long as someone doesn’t make him upset.

•He has curly hair you can’t fight me on it and he puts it in a curly man bun. (Bonus for salt and pepper hair)

•him and Cakehole are so identical, sometimes when their in good moods switch their outfits and pretend to be each other to pull pranks.

•Him and cakehole are actually the second oldest sniper freaks since being twins (around late 30’s. He’s mad at cakehole because he doesn’t age as much as him)

•He actually does care for cakehole and thinks as him as him as “his little brother” (their twins Ik but cakehole acts younger) but he finds annoying him around and often irritates him too the point he just wants to yank him. Cakehole is very aware and is on house arrest for that.

•he’s a stoner gay. Like hippie Artist gay. I’m talking 70’s belle bottoms and arched back. A feminine posing man. I’m talking cross dressing will wood. “I wanna be the f*cked up girl” From Ride the cyclone type gender. He/they type magic happening. He is gender.

•Hes also got LITTLE FRECKLES and a buck teeth? (Tooth?) like me because he’s my bgg

Source: I said so.

Cakehole piss

•Unlike his counter part, he’s very social and actually really funny around other freaks. He just needs to warm up or not being a murdering mood (he’s also kind of a loud person and has a higher pitched voice)

•He’s 89% percent high most of the time and smells like the strongest weed ever. Other percent is him being clueless.

•He’s on the spectrum. I say that as In like “he’s so me fr” kind of spectrum. He info dumps to demo samedi ALL The time but he doesn’t care. He likes blue things and things that sparkle. Or legos. Legos make him stim like me fr

Source on the spectrum: Me and all the other autistic freak fortress fans. He’s one of us now.

•He sees the undead stoner scouts as his older brothers and Demo Samedi as his father figure. (Idk because he’s a creation to him) and sometimes calls him “Master Samedi” instead of Demo Samedi in a sense of being being his creator.

•(this is actually canon) He doesn’t like water AT ALL. Refuses to go unless he needs to shower. Otherwise it would take him a whole team just to throw him in.

•He has dyed short curly hair and like multiple piercings like his ear and mouth. He also tends to wear baggy clothing and pajamas actually despite his normal uniform.

•Him and Piss are both Latinos/natives 🫶 (mixed parents fight me all you want). Piss‘s parents don’t call him by his “name” and call him instead “pequeña mariposa” (little butterfly in Spanish sorry If it’s not accurate, I can only speak little Lakota and more English ) they very much welcomed Cakehole into the family and treat him like a son

That’s all I have and also I’m making a short story on these 2 about most of these headcanons. If you don’t like these just remember that these are headcanons so don’t be rude about it. Ok stay groovy you guys 🫶💗

Hi *finger guns*

Can you draw Cakehole piss? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? :D

As an annoying younger sibling myself I respect his hustle

CBS and CPS portrayed in my mind

I’m rereading CPS x CBS on Aoi and I’m not sure if you guys are ok. Do you guys need help or something????

HEY YOU!

YEA YOU!

I NEED YOUR HELP!

So you remember that silly little story I was asking about with CBS becoming a silly little merman? Okay cool but I need your help and I want as many people in on this! Ok? Ok!

“But Funky? What are we supposed to do?”

Simple! For those who want to even do this and also I just wanna see how cool it would be for you guys to design a CBS version of him as a Mermaid/siren.

“Well how do we get in on this?”

You don’t have to do it! It’s up to you if you wanna but your getting a whole series of your favorite emo freak being a siren so that’s cool! Also if your design wins, your art will be on the cover! Also please but “CBS design” in the tags so I can see the others pictures a well

“Win! Well how I do get in?”

All you have to is @ me! You just give a simple description of your concept and we’ll go from there! There be 3 top winners but most liked will like I said, be on the digital cover!

“When do I do this?”

Chapter 2 is coming in and CBS doesn’t come in until chapter 3 so February 6-18 is when you can submit a design!

“But Funky! What about the other covers!”

If you don’t win that’s ok! Yours will still have. A Chance the next few covers for the series! ‼️THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLEASE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY‼️

Well that’s all I got but chapter 2 is in progress and a blog is coming so keep your eyes for that!

See you at the beach, or not…… MUHAHAHHAA!

I know I said was sick but I couldn’t help myself to finish this silly doodle, these 2 have been rotting my brain for the past 2 weeks. They are so in love I cannot explain it to you.

Update: I got Covid and I’m having serious chest problems so I’m not gonna be posting for a while, I might post one thing and that’s it. Sorry you guys :(

Important speech from the Whitehouse, (Real) (not fake)

Since TK vs DW vs CBS is somewhat trending after 9 years I would like to say that in hopes that maybe if we all come together as a dying fandom that maybe just maybe, we can bring it back and not for our happiness, but for the sake of all mankind and those poor,poor, edgy goth kids that need 2 priest serial killers for moral support. I have just spoke to the White House about and they said it would be pretty rad if we had a episode 5 and if the world is old enough to see it, a episode 6. May our prayers go the loss of all of those that have stopped to continue the journey of this small community of tf2 freaks. May our hearts go those returning home from those other fandoms. May we as a community seek pride as a independent and industry of mannkind. Thank you and goodnight worldwide.

They don’t take each other very seriously

Yes that’s CBS wearing goggly eyes.

I’m working on a huge Tf2 Freak fortress story project rn so In the mean time take a quick Sketch of these 2 Christian men on their honeymoon/j

I’ll be like “he’s so baby girl” and he’s just a serial killer drenched in blood that’s almost in his 40’s and smells like teenage sweet.

I sprained my hand so I apologize for poor drawing, I’m using microphone right now. BUT! I wanna say thank you so much even tho I never really got to post my story or do much as I wanted to do. Thank to those that inspired me and followed me! I wish I could give you all a virtual hug but I can’t X(

You all mean so much to me and thank you all! Have a safe New Years!

I just remembered my girlfriend calls intelligent heavy “Big Bro Joe” and CBS “Teeth man” and I have been sitting here cackling about it for like 30 minutes help

Had a dream last night that HECU made Piss cakehole and Christian Brutal Sniper work together and sent them on like a big cruise (idk what for???) and they had to take down a big leader… it was so wacky and turns out Cakehole Piss was like the captain and Polite spy was like a janitor that was just like there…. It was so wacky?????

Guys I need you to understand how important it is to know that Tf2 freaks are taking over Twitter.

Watching a new tf2 freak video come out is like eating at a 5 star dinner.