Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.

Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Wally: Do you mean woke?

Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct

Charles: just be yourself!

Alex: be myself? i have one day to win over Sean. how long did it take before you all started liking me?

Erik: couple of weeks

Mystique: six months

Hank: jury’s still out

Alex: see? “be myself” what kind of garbage advice is that?

incorrect hsr quotes #2

[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life

Wilhelm stopping Simon from punching August after Simon Finds Out: if you do it, he’s just going to have more ammo to use against you.

Wilhelm, rolling up his sleeves: but if i do it, it is justice directly from the crown

this is MY jegulus

shigaraki: you think you can distract me from my ultimate goal just like this? you fool! i’m not that weak-minded. i’ll have you know that i have my master’s will—

raven: can you just eat your fucking food?

instagram’s algorithm is killing my account so i’m expanding my choices ig

Crack Quotes for Starscream Crossovers

G1 Starscream: Remain CALM! *slaps Tfp Starscream multiple times*

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G1 Starscream: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tfa Starscream: What do you mean?

G1 Starscream: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Tfa Starscream: No?

Tfp Starscream: That actually explains so much.

—-//-/

Tfa Starscream: All of your existences are confusing.

Tfp and G1: How so?

Tfa Starscream: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Tfa Starscream: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Tfp Starscream: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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G1 Starscream: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tfp Starscream: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Tfa Starscream: G1 Starscream is the scariest thing I could think of!

G1 Starscream: Tfa Starscream told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Tfp Starscream: I’m surrounded by morons….

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G1 Starscream: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Tfa and Tfp Starscreams:……That’s true for all for us idiot-

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G1 Starscream: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Tfa Starscream: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Tfp Starscream: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Tfa Starscream: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

(He’s gonna regret that sentence)

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Tfp Starscream: I am strong! I beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

Tfa Starscream: Anyone can beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

G1 Starscream: Hey-

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G1 Starscream: It has become increasingly obvious!! I can deny it no longer!!

*Stands next to Tfa and Tfp* I am small

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G1 Starscream: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Tfp Starscream: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

G1 Starscream: Because they're dead.

———-:,)——-

Tfa Starscream: What? I'm not aggressive!

Tfp Starscream: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Tfa Starscream: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Transformers Incorrect Qoutes

Megatron: Starscream is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Optimus: mech?

Starscream: Homicide.

__________________

Drift: I have a plan.

Rachet: I have the hospital and Optimus on speed dial.

_________________

Drift, to the gang: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Drift: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Megatron: You didn’t clap either-

Drift: SHUT UP!

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Megatron: Optimus...

Optimus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck