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Gemcyt Jimmy and joel fusion

a joel and Jimmy fusion would look something referencing toy sheriff from season 2 and statue joel from season 1 

So they have very pale green skin like porcelain and they have arms that look kinda stitched together like frankensteins monster or patches of there skin are dark blue which is noticeable next to the pale green 

I head canon that Joel like pearl from Steven universe can shoot lasers from his sword but his looks like electricity 

There hair looks like a dolls and it is constantly floating like they have just been shocked with static electricity 

oh and their go to move would be to make water clones

inspired by @marblegroves and @playername-player-of-games

Omg gem mumza and lizzie as the diamonds that’s good 

So both mumza and lizzie have green pearls Phil is Kristins pearl and Joel is Lizzie’s 

So who would gems green pearl be 

@teslapenguini​

I always thought that in a Gemcyt au mumza would be one of the diamonds and knowing that in @sixteenth-days fic lizzie is pink diamond I have a cool idea 

one character from empire 

one character from dream smp 

and one character from hermitcraft 

They could be 3 of 4 diamonds 

Since in empires season one lore lizzie was a demigod and Kristin is a goddess I think the choice for the hermit diamond should also have a popular divine interpretation within the fandom 

My problem is that I don’t know a lot about hermitcraft so in the past when I thought about it I just put grian in the role because he was a watcher which is an other worldly being that is kinda a god  

But he is an aquamarine so I would appreciate if hermitcraft enjoyers could share their ideas and say if any body else aside from grian has a popular headcanon where they are a god or something 

Gemcyt weapon headcanons

Lizzie has a whip that she wears around her waist and it looks like a cat tail 

Joel has Roman Gladius sword that shoots lightning like how in canon pearl can shoot a laser out of her spear and of course he can make clones of him self that can also wield a sword once he gives one to them

Jimmy has a giant shield like captain America but it’s shaped like an uno card he has a hard time lugging it around so he usually resorts to water manipulation which he is also very bad at 

Scott has a rapier that can freeze stuff with a gem stone that can change shades of blue 

Grian can make little bombs and big bombs 

Etho has ninja stars

Ren has claws

Pearl has an edgy scythe 

And Scar has a gun 

One of my favorite things in Steven Universe is fusion and my favorite part of fusion is the contrasting unique dance styles of the characters

so here is what I think the gemcyt characters individual styles are

Jimmy I don’t know the style but he has a lot of leg movements and kicks as a reference to his irl love of football 

Grian his style is disco because he had a hippie theme that one time and disco was around during that Time period also he uses that finger to the sky move to poke his partner because he is a little gremlin 

Joel does ballet like the pearls in cannon but even though he is not the shortest in this au he still over compensates by puffing out his chest like a peacock and he is on his tippy toes as much as possible and jumps into the air very often 

Lizzie Hula dancing because her design is based heavily on empires season one lizzie the ocean queen she takes inspiration from island dancing 

Cleo has very stiff movement because she is zombie Cleo and she dances like Michael Jackson in the thriller music video and she dances walk like an Egyptian because mummy’s are Kinda like zombies

Scott does not use his feet because as a sapphire floats and he does not use his legs he spins a lot and he has a very old Scottish style because he is Scottish 

Skizz dances like the prince from Cinderella because he is a prince amongst men 

My headcanon for the fusion between Jimmy and grian is that they are only able to fuse when they are flying together because it is the only time where they are in sink enough to fuse 

at any other time their fusion dance would result in a being to unstable to function but their shared love of flight is something they have in common and it is what unites them 

I love the idea of them doing a fusion dance in the sky because they are two of the only three in the cast that can fly and thus are the few that can fuse like that 

Also Because of this Whenever the bad boys all fuse grian and jimmy have to go up and fuse first then their fusion goes back down to fuse with Joel who can’t fly

this is inspired by @chrisrin and @cherrifire

Remember when Joel dressed up as ken for the Halloween party in tumble town and now Jimmy is also dressed as ken in new life 

they really do match but this time they probably didn’t plan it ahead of time 

My headcanons fallowing jimmy’s last episode

The entire time jimmy has been 15 and hit puberty very late just at the end that is why he jumped at the chance to have a mentor

also explains his rivalry with Joel in Greek myths gods are rather immature something about having enough power to do what ever you want with no consequences makes gods act like hormonal teens 

I think this jimmy is evo Jimmy

Jimmy was a 14 year old freshman and grian was 19 a senior that was held back a year 

It has been a year since evo ended so grian is 20 and Jimmy is 15 which makes his later bullying of Jimmy hilarious because he’s a young adult picking on a teenager 

He is the old sheriffs son I know the time is off because the old sheriffs said he was down there for thirty years but the only reason he knew that that was because he added 10 years for each chicken that died but chickens live 5-10 years so what if all the three chickens only lived 5 years each that would put him in there for 15 years

Just after his youngest son was born 

I think the sheriff might have suspected it due to his repeated statements that Jimmy is tiny and has wings like a fairy because jimmy’s mom is a fae 

The sheriff and jimmy’s mom met in the town because that area was always a hotspot for fae activity

The reason the sheriff didn’t leave his wife even though he didn’t want to be married is because she was a fae and was scared he would be cursed if he angered her and that is also why he started drinking 

When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with 

So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions 

He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents 

after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return 

the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them 

And unlike us he has no clue why

Badboys soul eater au

Joel is a small short range hunting knife. a brutal close quarters weapon that always results in The users hands getting bloodied but etho wields him like a ninja would a throwing knife because he looks like kakashi who is a ninja. somehow this actually works out for them 

Jimmy is a chain whip with a lantern that has a flame in it that loudly explodes everything it touches as a result every person that has ever partnered with him has run for the hills the moment they realized how dangerous it is to control and others that already know dread having to work with such a destructive weapon. even his friends don’t want the potential catastrophe that could result except for tango who loves explosions and thinks the chains give him a fabulous aesthetic 

Grian is a bow and arrow not just the bow but also the arrows if scar shoots an arrow as far as he can then grian will be able to tell him where it landed and what is happening in the area. The bow materializes a new arrow when ever an arrow has been shot so scar can shoot multiple arrows that land in many different locations but Grian can’t be everywhere at once so he can only choose to be present at one location so when ever he transfers his consciousness to a single arrow he has to leave scar unattended as you can imagine he doesn’t like doing this 

On one of the many misadventure the bad boys had while they were traveling jimmy was taken by a cyclops. Joel wanted to run in and send the cyclops back to Tartarus on the spot but grian didn’t feel like dying that day and thought that it would be a better idea for him to distract the cyclops. so it was decided when the cyclops was busy with grian joel could sneak past and grab jimmy so they could all leave without being maimed.

And So it began grian put on a dress and for the rest of the rescue mission told Joel to only refer to him as Ariana Griande (he didn’t need to do this)

The two separated joel snuck towards jimmy while Ariana Griande taunted the cyclops into following him somewhere else but unfortunately Ariana Griande ran into a wall literally 

Fortunately there happened to be a hunter of Artemis nearby named Pearl. She helped the demigod by killing the cyclops that had cornered him. after the bad boys regrouped and things calmed down they got to talking she was a bit behind the times and didn’t get the reference so she tried to recruit Ariana Griande but when she found out the truth she backed off 

they left on good terms and it was during this enlightening conversation that the bad boys found out why they were being hunted by monsters nobody else could see and that they were demigods

please tell me more of your bad boys demigod au ???? its so good :D

maybe how they first met or smth???

I have not worked out how they met but I have thought of the ages they were when it happened

Jimmy and joel met first like in cannon they were the first bad boys 

Irl Jimmy is 26 Joel is 29 and grian is also 29 in the au they are aged down but have the same age gap 

Jimmy was 7 and joel was 10 and both of them had recently ran away when they ran into each other and decided to stick together 

Grian joined them a year later when he and joel were 11 and jimmy was 8

Grian actually ran away at 9 years old and didn’t start traveling with them until he was 11 which means he was on his own for 2 years before joining the bad boys and as a result knows what he’s doing more than the other two 

Bad boys pjo au

Jimmy is a child of poseidon and Lizzie is a child of Neptune because seablings. they have the same mortal mother like Jason and Thalia. they were separated at a young age similar to s1 empires canon but lizzie still remembers Jimmy while jimmy does not remember Lizzie because he was so young when they were split. There mom was good she loved them but they never new her because she got sick and died not long after jimmy was born. Lizzie felt responsible for her brother and when she got older she became aware of the monsters. She pieced together a theory she thought that the monsters were targeting her and while that was true she didn’t realize that they were after jimmy as well and she left to protect him 

Grian is a very mischievous child of Hermes. when his dad left his mom she broke down and became depressed these feelings led her to join a sketchy cult. grian was raised in this very restrictive environment but at a young age he knew he wanted get out and travel. as a child of Hermes he couldn’t stand to be stuck in one place for so long. like many Hermes kids he was a prankster and he got into a whole lot of trouble when ever he’d put his devious plans in place. He doesn’t hate his mom or dad but he tries not too think of them and tries to pretend they don’t exist. He ran away when he was super young and has never looked back 

Joel is a son of Demeter his father was a farmer until he happened across a whole lot of money and he moved them to the city. his father spoiled him with their new found wealth making it so joel grew to have a very expensive taste but Joel still missed the plants and nature so he started painting beautiful landscapes. like his father joel has a tendency to let power go to his head. Eventually the money ran out and they became homeless. Joel’s father kept spending money they didn’t have sending them into debt and joel grew to resent his dad. Like his mother joel has very extreme emotional reactions and when he or someone he likes is wronged he takes revenge. weather it’s pranks or competitions joel doesn’t do things in half’s 

like Thalia Luke and Annabeth they ran away young and found each other before making it to camp

I propose a new curse idea in empires called the curse of the mesa any empire that is located in that biome will have an emperor that is doomed to go insane and is associated with themes of delusions and denial there death will be the same as the ones before them they will die of heart break

Empires smp monster high au 

jimmy is a combination of honey swamps and Venus mcflytrap 

instead of honeys southern belle theme he goes for a cowboy theme 

he was raised in a swamp away from both normies and monsters he was a wild child before going to monster high 

so to summarize he’s a fishy slimy plant monster with a cowboy boy inspired style and terrible social skills 

Lizzie is just like Posea Reef and is the daughter Poseidon 

she has shiny blue scales covering her skin and bright pink hair and she is very tall 

she is a half human that was raised amongst normies so the monster thing is new to her she used to look different so the change in appearance and instincts freaks her out when she thinks about it to hard 

so to summarize shes an out of her depth neon demigoddess that just grew gills one day 

joel is a descendent of dr hyde like Jackson 

he transforms into a monster sometimes and his monster self is empires season 2 Joel 

He’s not a god but he’s made out of stone with stone skin like Rochelle Goyle the gargoyle

he looks like a Greek statue brought to life with glowing electric green hair and lightning powers instead of fire 

like Jackson joel doesn’t know he’s a monster and like in cannon even when given proof he doesn’t believe it he believes in monsters and goes to monster high but he refuses to believe he’s a monster 

instead of being a scientist like his ancestors he is an artist 

to summarize he’s a normal dude that goes to monster high or so he thinks he’s keeping a very shock secret from himself 

the three bond over feeling like outcast 

Lizzie and joel also can relate to each others changing bodies they make normie references and teach Jimmy about normie and monster social norms 

Lizzie and jimmy bond over being fish and become seablings 

jimmy and joel have known each other longer but not by much Lizzie only stated at monster high in the middle of the year but before that joel was ignored because he was a normie and Jimmy who didn’t know why everybody was ignoring him decided to become his friend 

Docm77 working on some sort of blueprint

Have a docm77 working on the blueprint for the joel bot! Hes struggling with figuring out how to do his hair lol

THESE ARE SO CUTEEEE!!!

(ordered em from @tubbytarchia etsy, go check em out!)

Silly chapter titles my beloved

Go check out my hermitcraft fic wolau! I prommi ill try to update soon…

Listen, i love Joel's whole car symbolism and all... Its very meaningful... And stuff...

But i rly think we should make him Venus. Yk. Cause he's short.

Joel rly said "Gosh, Etho is so obsessed with me 🙄" after receiving mail from him, and then proceeds to put said mail in a bookshelf next to his bed where he "keeps all of Etho's letters"

???? Sir????

Find rendog challenge, difficulty: impossible

Yayyy chapter 5 of wolau is out! Here's the artwork for this chapter :3 a lil drawing of Joel's & Jimmy's bar, inspired by Joel's season 10 glowink shop

Close ups below!

Imma admit i got a lil lazy towards the end... But i already finished the chapter a week ago, and ive been rlyyy busy lately, so i just wanted to draw this as quickly as possible so i could post the chapter wkrhwkje

Grrrr i already finished the next chapter for wolau DAYS ago, but i need to finish this painting before i can post it >:(

Here's the lineart/sketch lol :D it's inspired by Joel's Squid shop!

Rough animation of badboy joel i made for chapter two of my fic, "A golden thread" which I'll be posting later today :D

Not sure why, but occasionally my animations colors get messed up, so here's a still version:

I decided to make a lil sketch of Joel and Jimmy too :D im pretty happy w/ their designs so far!

GO READ WOLAU HEREEEE!!!!

...oh wait shit, i just realized, i might end up having to redraw some of the art I've already made for wolau tho, since i drew them differently there-

Lil wolau!Grian sketch! Yay :D

I'm still trying to work out their designs (especially like, facial shapes n how i draw their expressions n stuff), but hopefully I'll be able to post their finalized character designs soon!

Rough animation of badboy joel i made for chapter two of my fic, "A golden thread" which I'll be posting later today :D

Not sure why, but occasionally my animations colors get messed up, so here's a still version:

Important question for my hermitcraft fic/au

So I'm working on the second chapter of my hermitcraft au/fic wolau, and...

I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY ART. I'm just trying to finally finish the chapter but I'm having so many ideas for art and now I've already started working on 3 artworks for said chapter... Originally i was just gona do one artwork per chapter...

Anyways, have 2 of the WIP sketches while i try to finally finish the chapter!!!

(Here's a link to the fic)

[Day 26]: Groups and collabs!

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Finally had the time to finish this artwork i made for hermitaday! I almost forgot about this LMFAO-

I also made this lil graph to illustrate how i see their dynamic qkehakjd

The og post is here, and the link to my hermitaday Masterpost is here!

(reminder that my art requests are currently open)

[Day 26]: Groups and collabs!

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Finally had the time to finish this artwork i made for hermitaday! I almost forgot about this LMFAO-

I also made this lil graph to illustrate how i see their dynamic qkehakjd

The og post is here, and the link to my hermitaday Masterpost is here!

(reminder that my art requests are currently open)

So in wolau, Joel is a godlike (=person who has been gifted powers by a god)

What if, i made Jizzy cannon, but instead of Joel, Stratos (Joels god) is dating Lizzie.

Bc I'm debating making smalletho cannon and i don't wanna like, kill off lizzie or just not have her in the fic :(

...also i think Lizzie deserves to date a god and not some random wanna be bad boy!!!