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guys i don't know how i came to the conclusion that Jon was 33 sorry i think i'm just a liar😔😔 he was born around 1987 which means he was 29 in season 1 and 31 in season 5 :,)

ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing that was only ever meant to watch– or something

THE WATCHERS' SPECIAL BOYS !! i am so okay in the head right now

this is season 3!Jon n hermit!G btw :]]]] god i'm gonna go insane

some jmart doodles for the soul

Jon n Daisy,,,, they're so special to me :((

cw: blood, spoilers

more doodles cause i can't enjoy anything normally ever :]

edit : GUYS GUYS i was wrong DD: Jon's (as of season five) thirty one

ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing that was only ever meant to watch– or something

ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing that was only ever meant to watch– or something

Jon, distressed: If I kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same-

Martin, pretending he doesn’t find it kinda hot: Kill two

TMA is taking over my life and this is the manifestation of that

"Sorry sir, you have 👁️" "I see"

Jon: *in the coffin*

The eye: shit!!! No!!! My special boy!!! Jonah!!!

Jingus McBingus: *in jail*

The eye: I didn't want it to come to this. Mahtin! Mahtin! The tapes, Make a tape castle on the coffin. My special boy, my poor special boy

I think jon probably had a little notepad where he wrote random shit the eye told him that he thought would be an interesting fact to tell people.

(Jon trying to do work)

The eye: 👁️👁️👁️

Jon: … huh. Interesting. (Writes “jellyfish can become sleep deprived” on notepad, then continues working)

Jon, lying awake at 2 am: why am i like this

The Eye: neurodivergence wiki, asexuality wiki, probably some other wikis

Jon: that was rhetorical also what

I love how opinions on s2 jon are either “he’s way too paranoid in s2 it’s almost hard to listen to” or “he’s so silly in s2 i love him he broke into gertrude’s flat and thought he was sneaky about it even after hearing sirens s2 jon is the best” no in between

I started headcanoning jon as tall (taller than martin at least) at some point. When did i become a tall jon believer when did this happen what