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jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.
jesper: what's wrong, buddy? matthias: someone at work ate my sandwich. kaz: what did the stadwatch say?
matthias: i don’t like bugs, okay? they freak me out.
nina: interesting. you’re afraid of bugs AND women. ladybugs must render you catatonic.
this might make me problematic but i really lowkey want jesper and wylan to break up before the six of crows spin-off bc i think their dynamic as exes would be so funny and a lot more similar to the book. then they like grow back together and yada yada.
kaz: matthias will show you around
matthias: um, right this way is the exit
jesper: i've always been a little confused about this, why can't you kill wolves?
matthias: we believe wolves are gods
nina: not technically, in drüskelle culture, wolves are thought to be like god
matthias: do not tell me about my own culture, nina! in the mood i'm in, i'll take you out, i swear to wolf!
me personally? i think kaz should be allowed to say fuck in the tv series. maybe i’m old fashioned.
bonus: inej scolding him for it
i really hope that Kaz sometimes visits The Wraith and helps Inej with her slaver hunting. i hope that Inej comes around Ketterdam and they have dinner. i hope Wylan and Jesper save a spare room for her, just in case. i hope Kaz gets roped into visiting the Van Eck house once a week. i hope Nina comes to Ketterdam after her wedding. i hope they’re all invited. i hope Inej is her maid of honor. i hope Jesper and Wylan live so long that they get married. i hope Kaz, Inej, and Nina are sitting and laughing at the reception. i hope Kaz finally finds peace, and finds Inej.
i hope Matthias watches, the wolves beside him.
matthias: my shoelace came untied! it could’ve happened to anybody!
kaz: that’s your excuse? inej weighs five pounds, jesper can’t swim, and wylan’s never even seen an ocean
jesper: uh, i can swim, racist
wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me
inej: mine called me an “investment”
nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur
wylan and inej: what.
kaz: guys, guys. let’s take a vote.
jesper: secret vote! everyone cover your eyes!
wylan: we won’t know the result!
matthias: well, say your vote out loud
wylan: we’ll know each other’s voices…
nina: inej has a point
kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!
nina: what’s up, dad?
jesper: what, kaz?
kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?
jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz
kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.
jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.
kaz: oh god
nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!
matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
inej: intimate
matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?
nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan
jesper: throw it in the trash!
wylan: i can’t see it! cause when she comes in here, i’ll just yell “trash!” i’ll yell “trash!”
jesper: cover your ears and sing Landslide!
kaz: let’s call inej again
wylan: took my love and i took it down
jesper: we need to get this back in my closet—
wylan: i can see your lips moving!
nina: well, close your eyes!
wylan: *singing*
nina: throw it out the window, okay?
jesper: i’ll sneak down there, i’ll toss it in the dumpster
nina: *toss* here!
jesper: what the heck, nina?
nina: i threw like a boy! i’ve always thrown like a boy!
jesper: you almost hit me in the face! what are you, nuts? overhand?
wylan: *still singing*
kaz: oh well, matthias is a goner