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newtmas:
thomas: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. newt: This is a lie. newt: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. newt: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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thomas: Do you want to know your gay name? newt: My... my gay name? thomas: Yeah, it's your first name- newt: Haha. Very funny thomas- thomas: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. newt: Oh- oh my god.
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thomas: As top in this relationship, I think we should- newt: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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*newt comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thomas’s bedroom.* thomas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? newt: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend. newt: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* thomas: ...
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thomas: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? newt: Aww- thomas: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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newt: *seductively takes off glasses* newt: Wow... thomas: *blushes* Haha... what? newt: You're really fucking blurry.
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newt: I want to kiss you. thomas, not paying attention: What? newt: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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*newt and thomas are in Paris.* newt: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? thomas: But... newt: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... thomas: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? newt: Yeah. thomas: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. newt: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. thomas: Okay, alright.
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thomas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? newt: Peonies, why? thomas: newt: Were you going to get me flowers? thomas: newt: thomas: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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thomas: Do you love me? newt: We’re literally married. thomas: Yeah, but as friends or—
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newt: Are you ready to commit? thomas: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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newt: Fight me! thomas: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* thomas: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
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newt, texting thomas: Hey do you like anyone? thomas: Yeah you newt: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends thomas: *Yeah, you? thomas: Oh haha sorry lol newt: *dies inside*
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newt: You got a date yet thomas? thomas: No... newt: Well you do now! Get your arse up and hold my hand!
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newt: Pros and cons of dating me. newt: Pros. You'll be the cute one. newt: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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thomas: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. newt: What- how? thomas: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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thomas: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. newt: How so? thomas: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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thomas: Father, I have sinned. newt: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.
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newt: thomas, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? thomas: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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gladers:
gally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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minho: Did you like the food I made? thomas: No, not really. minho: But I put my heart and soul into it! thomas: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
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gally: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. minho: What's wrong with you?? gally: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. newt: No, they mean other than that. gally: Ohhhhhh. gally: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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minho: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect
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minho: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.
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newt: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
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minho, laying in bed: Get out of my room. gally, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
HEYYYY STRAWBERRIESSSS IM BACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
i have not posted in a while bc i've been suppa busssyyyy but here's something and i might post more later on
love ya'llll!!!!!
Hear me out on this!!!
why is the maze runner and saw (2004) trope, giving off the same vibe
im talking about
newt-thomas-teresa and adam-lawrence-diana
i mean look:
thomas and teresa are together
lawrence and diana are together
newt is gay and is into thomas (canon)
adam is gay and is into lawrence (canon)
newt is dead
adam is dead
So I may not like my dad BUT the most iconic thing he’s said “WHAT they killed the blonde one?!?! He was the best character!” In reference to Newt from maze runner.
i’ve been sick so i haven’t written anything for a bit but i just came to say that video of the maze runner cast dancing the wobble will never not do things to me
THEY REALLY DO HAVE TELEPATHY??? NEWT IS ISAAK NEWTON??? WHAT IS MAZE RUNNER EVEN ABOUT
my newtmas..... art... ig...
uhh I watched the maze runner where my "always late to the fandom for about ten years" gang at???!!!???
Hiii, im liz/vivi, and this is my page !! 📃⌨️
i write fanfics, post about random stuff and am in way to many fandoms !!
my tags: #[liztalks] , #[lizwrites] , #[liz’s anons]
i do write smut for some of my fanfictions, but i dont put ‘minors dni’ in them because i cant control your internet usage or media consumption.
who i write for:
sturniolo triplets
evan peters/his characters ( besides dahmer)
spiderman
scream
avatar
obx (mostly rafe or pope)
the maze runner (thomas,minho,newt,gally,frypan
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what i write:
smut
fluff
comfort
angst
period
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what i wont write:
r*pe/r*pe kinks
incest
weird kinks (any bodily fluids,etc.)
pregnancy (it makes me uncomfortable)
and more, just ask
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mutuals:
@59candelas
dm me if u wanna be added !! 🫶🏻
So I was rewatching the Maze Runner and like… this is the best concept ever. Teenage boys, trapped together for the foreseeable future, and the smartest thing they can think of… is the go explore the maze of doom. But let’s be honest. If 50+ teenage boys were shoved into a box, they’d get up to way wilder shit than just some light homicide.