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LoL I just remembered that i have nowhere to and I might have to become a god-fearing christian against my will because my family is ✨Evangelical✨(😭) and I might get put out if I dont follow
I dont want to be part of any organized religion and I think like 2 or 3 more of my siblings feel the same
I don't want my life constantly covered and protected and watched by some omnipotent 3rd party that I don't believe in.
The world is already a horrible place, I probably won't have my own autonomy as I get older or a house or my dream job (thanks *m*r*c* 🇺🇸) i can't deal with my life being ruled by some diety who let's people like 🍊 and Mustard Squirrel run our country
I have no experience living on my own or away from family
What the fuck am I supposed to do
Guys my life is not a joke. I was being melodramatic lmao
LoL I still have the weekend to do all that bs from before
I was just hungry :3
Things I have to do before 2:30
This is only in my history class btw.
'Mind Map' unit 1
(literally everything leading up to the American revolution)
Articles of confederation
Federalism, Hamilton, Constitution, Bill of Rights
Election of 1800
Washington
Whiskey rebellion
Adam
Jefferson
Louisiana purchase
War of 1812 / Era of Good Feelings, paper trifold
Jacksonian Democracy crap
Mind Map" unit 2
War of 1812
Era of GF
Jack. Demo.
Westward expansion/ Manifest Destiny
Trail of Tears
Market revolution
...............
My life is a joke atp
Bouta go to sleep but I need to yap about the dream I had last night.
PICTURE THIS- you're me, waking up fully clothed at he ass crack of dawn but somehow also a bright morning.
You're ready to go to school, walk to the bus stop (not even 4 houses away) and stand at the stop sign
(you start having conversations with the people at the bus stop BUT OH NO)
you're conversation stops- you glance down the road anticipating the worst...
A red trolly- I sign of bad omens, is making its way down the road. It's taking it's sweet time but still going at a pace that makes you want to get outa there
You all start panicking and thinking about places to hide
(this is a 'mock nightmare', it's one of those dreams that feel scary enough to make you feel hella uneasy but not enough to be dreadful)
You talk with one of the girls (who is low-key a baddie) and she says go to Ms. (Neighbor)'s house and hide in-between the bushes and the porch railing, so you do
The Red Trolly rolls up
(btw there aren't even trolly lines in your city, that's how scuffed this bs is)
You try to duck down as low as you can, BUT, because you're in a dream, you're body doesn't do exactly as you ask. so you remain the tiniest bit visible
This is your doom. The aura emminating from the Trolly is heavy and frightening. The feeling of despair washes over you as you watch the trolly conductor step out and stare you down.
He says something about how he's "Going to get you this time!", and you run into the neighbor's house.
He's already inside and at the door, you sorta run sorta evade around the house. Heart beating out of your chest, blood flow pumping to you ass of all places.
He catches up to you. His face is one of determination and irritability. (What I saw) He has sort of a tired dad look mixed with an angry police officer vibe. His brown hair combed back, barely noticable stumble and frowned lips make his appearance even more indignant than it is.
He's all up in your space. You can't take it anymore. He's grabbing you, trying to get you outside so you can go into the Trolly. You don't want to so your next course of action?
'Seduce him.'
Yeah.
That's actually I heard at that exact moment. We're gonna seduce this mf
You start trying to coo at him and quell his irritable self, he calms a bit, hearing you out as you start glazing on him and his assumed achievements more than a Lebron James fan glazes their idol when they watch a Lakers™ game.
He starts going with it, getting comfy. You're both really feeling whatever this chemistry is. The door is still open but no one dares go near the house with the Red Trolly in the vicinity. The room you are grinding on him in is near empty.
He has his hands on your waist, maneuvering you both around the room while your actually dey humping and making our with each other
(yeah this turned into a wet dream reeeaaal quick 💀💀 no joke)
You push him off, sabotaging your pleasure, and he starts mumbling about needing to go anyways...
He makes quick work out the door, driving the Trolly away. As soon as he and the red vehicle are gone, the Aura of Death™ goes along with them.
The end.
Btw this is one of my RECURRING DREAMS, had this one in 4/5th grade I believe ☝️😎(😭🙏)
Fucked up my hearing so much that now I'm hearing a blanket amalgamation of cicadas and crickets on a warm summer night
I need to take better care of myself
Best Xmas Gifts Ever (late)
Hehehehehehew guys omg my siater is the best
Guess what she gor mw for xmas heheheheheg
SHE GOT ME MY FAVORITE BABY BOY YUJIIIIII 🥰💕✨💕💕✨💕🧎💪🏾✊✨💕✊✨🥰💪🏾💕✨✨
SHW GOT ME HIM and he's so angy and silly and I lob him aaaaaaaaa
His shiny ass lil silly ass lmao
:3
He's literally everything to me 😭😭😭😭
and he got the 🗣️💪🏾🖤💥BLACK FLASH 💥🖤💪🏾🗣️
She also got me the most evil pookie everrrrr 👹😈💀👹🗣️🗣️🖤💕🖤💕🖤✨💕👹🖤💕🤧🤭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤭😁🤪😁🤭🤭💕🤭💕😁🖤🤪💕🤭👹😁🖤💕🤭✨🤭✨🗣️🗣️🤭✨🖤😁🖤😁👹👹🤭👹🤭💕😁😈😈🖤😁🖤🤪🤭💥💕😈🖤😁
>:3333
I'm so totally normal about him guys trust
Rhrgrheghehehege
I S W E A R im so normal about Sukuna guys you don't need to go through my post history honest
TFW WHWN YOU NEED TO BUY THE NEW MARBLE HORNETS TIMPLUSH
(bc FUCKYEAHtheycamebackwithaplushie)
BUT YOUR FUCKING BROKE AND YOU SOMT HAVE $30 TO BUY IT
:((((((((
Lol watching the Black void in the corner of my screen get bigger because I keep fucking up my phone
1. It got cracked bc I'm a clumsy bitch
2. It got cracked more
3.I dropped it on some fucking concrete AGAIN and now I can see for 1cm on the entire left of my screen
4. Now I have to use the 1 handed setting for my keyboard to even understand what I'm writing
5. There is a little black pocket void on the bottoms left of my screen
6. Everytime I get upset I keep fucking up my phone worse.
Oh- why didn't you get a case? OH Yous ShoulA GottTenn A CaSe
I FUCKING KNOW
STOP TELLING ME SHIT I ALREADY KNOW
I'm so pissed off right now
This is like my 23rd personal device
I've never felt more intimatly aware of the threat of nuclear war than these past fews hours of my life.
Like no joke I had a dream that the would went into MAD* and for some reason,,, no one was panicking.
*Mutually Assured Destruction
Like we were all scrambling and internally afraid yes but at the same time- most of everyone (at least in the vicinity of my city) was calm.
Like it wasn't a surprise. We all just knew we had to start packing bags and find somewhere to go.
I fucking hate that this could happen at any point now too. Like with the American election results turning another page in our unfortunate history.
Unless things go smoother than gravel in these next few years, I'm pretty sure I won't be surprised if MAD does happen.
That's how fucking bad this shit is. It's quite literally one of the endings to a Worst Case Scenario.
Honestly I can only hope we come back to our senses someday.
For now I will cope by consuming JJK brainrot and just getting through life.
In self defense,
a knife protects.
I bring my lunch,
no one suspects.
And when it's time
to end a life-
Deceptive fruit;
Banana Knife
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I don't plan to stay in the place
for very long,
I will not endure
The repercussions of other's mistakes.
I want to move
right after
I turn of legal age
And I will be free
(I forgot the OG post for banana knife. Can someone reblog with the OG pls?)
I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.
BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.
AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.
BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.
BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.
BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.
I'm bringing a knife to work today.
And it won't save me.
It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.
Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.
The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.
Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.
They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.
The Devil is my leader
He(?) is my
Leader(?), the Universe spits in my
Face- by giving
Me breakfast: muffins.
Coward.
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Yap sesh over, I hate this country.
Idfk anymore man
Watching Malcom X (Denzel Washington)
!!!SPOILERS FOR MALCOM X!!!
Guys this movie is fucking haunting. Like yeah it's all historical and at the same time light hearted and funny BUT JEEZEUZ
Guys I can't stress enough how the scene where it's implies his dad is ran over by a train is scary and haunting. Like it was only a few seconds but damn.
Also I love how it portrays his mental state throughout his life without having to say it outright. Like I love the childhood flashback scenes and then cut to how he deals with it as an adult.
I just love this movie even if it makes me scared sometimes.
TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD
1. Funeral Procession on the Highway
2. NASCAR in the Suburbs/Residential
3. Drift Royalty on an Intersection
3.5 Doughnut Makers in the Middle of the Night
4. Tiny Ween Syndrome But it's Your Problem
5. People Who Actually Know How to Drive
6. Cops
Obsessively booping my moots like I have nothing better to do
(i don't and I'm very content with that fact)
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