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they.. they had a wife?

what happened to her?...

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

I DONT FUCKING KNOW!

Probably somewhere important to Val.. I feel like he's testing us. Fuck.

Where are all the places that could possibly be fucking important?? I don't think they've really ever told me that shit.

@rickz6725

We need fucking ideas..

WHERE THE FUCK WOULD HE KEEP VAL?

He said it was 'easy...' That must fucking mean something..

Oh shit. I went in their room and all their stuff is still there.

what the fuck is going on?...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

Not that I remember. They've been gone for a few days I believe. They didn't even send me a text...

@rickz6725

Heyyyy dude.. I have something to drop off for the babes. Did they say anything about being called out for a mission?

Wooooo, concept for Evil Z! He's so fine I love him

TRUTH+ Comedy or Action when it comes to movies ?

Action. I prefer movies like Gamer (2009)!

TRUTH + Stuffed crust pizza or pineapple pizza, which one.

Stuffed crust. I don't like how pineapple tastes or feels. eugh.

OOC // thanks for the ask :D

OOC// made him too sexy on accident chat.

OOC// yall should give me fanart of Z chat

OOC // I get so excited when someone draws my ocs like YES I LOVE FANART IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE SEEING MY OCS IN OTHER ARTSTYLES

Hereeee!! :D

Hello various Ricks of Tumblr :) 👋

I know you guys got a lot going on, but I am attempting to catalogue you all, and your many variations! Since it seems there has been a recent boom of you guys making blogs and it's getting hard to keep track of everyone. Soooo if you could, please reblog this post with maybe a pic of urself or maybe just a simple 'here' some sort of identifier. pls :) thanks pookie <3

👁👁

@honeyravesanchez

.....Hello there 😦

You said you were desperate for asks ... So..

-He shrugged.-

That's not exactly what I meant..

He runs his hand through his hair, messing it up slightly.

I didn't expect you to send multiple asks in one go.

Why do you look like a South Park character ? Why is the moon made of cheese ? What kind of Rick are you ? Why is the sky blue ?

are you okay dude?

did you look in the kitchen or somethin? I always keep mine on me.

H-Hey @rickz6725, have you seen m-my fucking portal gun?

I c-can’t find it f-fucking anywhere..

"we would have never met."

OOC// I fucking cooked making this bro I'm so proud of it

Based on the text below

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..

yes. I need them here.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

i-..

*He paused, looking up to nod at him.*

im sleeping here though. I can't stand leaving Val alone like this.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He paused for a moment before climbing onto the bed and breaking down.*

i-im sorry.. *hic* I just- fuck.

*He curled up into a ball. The blood from his nose got on his clothes, but he didn't care.*

i can't fucking do this anymore.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU AND THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN PLANET.

*He began to breathe heavily, tears flooding his eyes and dripping down his face. He was trembling. Hard.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He stands up, wobbling a little as he gains balance.*

im *cough* fine. I didn't need to run.

*He stares at Val in the object, a look of sorrow flooding his eyes as he attempts to run out of the room.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He attempts to sit back up, leaning towards Val.*

i know things are hard right now. you have to trust me when I say it will get better. I know it's a stupid thing to say, but.. I'm not lying. You made my life better. You picked me up off the streets like a hurt kitten, and you helped me get back up on my own two feet.

I love you, Valentine.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He seethes through his teeth, grinning at them lovingly.*

trust me ba- uurr -by. you can batter and bruise me as much as you want, and ill still love you the same. even if you splatter my brain matter all over the wall.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

I'm not gonna leave until you make me.

youre the only person I've loved in decades. I don't wanna get thrown out again...

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

*He jerked back in response.*

because you saved me.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

OOC// I know I'm not one to ACTUALLY rp on tumblr but I might as well

baby. you know I love you either way.

*He kneels down and puts a hand on their cheek, caressing it softly.*

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

jesus christ val.. are you- are you okay?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

MORTY?? You're on Tumblr???? Jesus fuck, where even are you these days?

Im so sorry for leaving you at the Citadel. I know we aren't really close anymore.. so.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

You should stay until the doctors tell you that you can go. You could have something internal going on. Or not. I don't know. I've rarely ever been to the hospital, anyways.

And yes, I'm worried about you. I- this just isn't as shocking as it normally is.

I don't know what's wrong with me...

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?