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Rouxls Kaard - Blog Posts
He's a 10 but talks in a bad shakespeare impression, wears clothes that are the exact same colour as his skin, fought three children and lost, fought two of those same children in a pirate costume while riding a machine he stole from the garbage, also lost, got punched in the eye by the embodiment of MS Paint, is so bad at his job that half the fandom thinks he's secretly god, hit on the queen in front of her ex-husband, a person who was also his boss, worked in retail, and feeds worms to his son
Hey spamton, im the person that gave to cookies and pipis
Im sorry they're not really useful!! instead, I shall give you something to release your anger on
you may keep it!
![Spamton: JUST [[it burns… oh GOD HELP IT BURNS!!!!]]] SOME STEAM
Rouxls: *Used to the screams of torture*](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2534ea4a0330e65a9091374055aa0ba3/7ec0226e0621a121-56/s500x750/325f6510d7066d8abb5c673f152c59aab6d5474f.png)
He likes the gift :)
So Spamton, how well do you get along qith Rouxxls?
![Spamton: HELLO [[Valued Customer]]!! ALL [[New and Improved]] PATRONS GET A COMPLIMENTARY [[Pipis]]!!!
Rouxls: Uhhhh… I thank thee worm for thou gift but… What iseth a… Pipis?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ac417c7c31df7d552d61ba9ff2d8a23d/e25c0520968f8caa-d8/s500x750/f4e56549ffb2f9b97841df98db56510856970d44.png)
![Spamton: EHAHAHAHAHAH!!! [[Because I’m HAPPY~]] YOU ASK!!! *enter a speech about his boys*
Rouxls: What a strangeth little man](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0400c31e4a0ee251a71b1e4dbf2cf0da/e25c0520968f8caa-21/s500x750/de0a8fd202465ec7503123d4e5234abe73cf5688.png)
Spamton: THEY ARE CERTAINLY A [[Valued Customer]]
Translation: *He thinks Rouxls is nice*
Bonus
Pocket Crew Q/A!!!
Ft: Spamton G. SPAMTON, Jevil, Lancer, & Rouxls Kaard
[Live^ From Kris’s Pocket]
Ever wondered what goes on in Kris’s pocket? How about asking the residents themselves!
Here we have a [[Number#1RatedSalesman1997]], a Jester who’s specialty are number games, a duke of puzzles, and a squishy boy!
(they're extremely bored and don't have anything better to do…)
Rules:
• Nothing Suggestive/Inappropriate
• Refrain from cursing
• No ships!
• Be respectful to me and everyone in this blog
(There's more on my tumblr page)
Heres sad/cute lesser dad hugging his neglected and sad lancer boi enjoy :3
Title: baby steps
Just some lesser dad taking care of da lil dumpling (Plus a bonus panel ;3)
I have a headcanon that when Young Rouxls Kaard babysat Lancer , Seam, and Jevil would put on little shows to entertain Lancer :3
He protecc he attack but most importantly he got lancer bacc
Lesser dad holding his adopted son
Getting into deltarune so heres my two favorite characters
(rouxls loves his lil chubby marshmallow toddler boi so much i cant- )
I started playing deltarune the other day and now im in love! Heres some paintings I made of my two favorite charcters ^-^