Your gateway to endless inspiration
Schlatt - Blog Posts
hi guys no new fics for today im rlly tired and i have a cosplay convention to attend tomorrow lmfao 😭 love u guys tho xx!!
can you pwease do some ted nivision / schlatt / charlie angst about them and reader having a stupid and petty argument that ensues over to recording where you can tell there's somethinf going on but can't tell whether its banter or not-
i just want some good classic argument angst 🤭
Pick who?
sfw !
fem!reader x ted x schlatt
rei writes angst for a while then failing miserably
@.giggleburger • 10 mins
guys y does the new episode seems off 😭??
#chucklesandwich #schlatt #ted #y/n #charlie
↳ 12 ⇆ 10 ♡ 301
@.numberoneschlaggotever • 6 mins
↳ replying to @.giggleburger
TRUE IT'S MORE DRIER N SAD, like no banter? no flirts? no jokes?
↳ 2 ⇆ 0 ♡ 3
@.milkthemilkman • 1 mins
↳ replying to @.giggleburger and @.numberoneschlaggotever
lmao it's either a bit or they actually fought
↳ 0 ⇆ 0 ♡ 1
you sigh out, reading recent tweets from their latest episode, it was two the three of them fought, you, ted and schlatt
the whole ordeal was schlatt and ted had been courting you, they've been trying to outdo eachother by giving you gifts, flirting with you, compliments and affection
during the past few weeks, you and ted had been hanging out, and of course schlatt noticed, he was blazing with jealous
so before a few minutes on your recording for the new episode for chuckle sandwich, he approaches you
" how's the dates? had fun without me? " schlatt states, glaring you as he crosses his arms
" jay? what are you talking about? " you reply, confused and shock at the sudden confrontation
" you've been going on dates right? you guys hang out like im also not into you " he added, " why can't you just decide already? "
" decide on what? " ted approaches the both of them as he rests his arm around on your shoulder, " oh, your boyfriend's here too " schlatt commented, his tone, snarky
" jay you're getting things wrong.. it's not like that " you try to explain, but ted accidentally interrupts you, " what like that? "
" i dont know, maybe she finally actually decides on who she likes? " schlatt retorts, glaring at ted's hand around you, " you can't just for her out to pick on both of us, she can have the time she needs " ted defends you with a sigh
" how fucking much more does she needs? it's been months, months of us going back and forth, aren't you tired ted? "
" schlatt, you do realize this is a huge deal right? you can't just suddenly confront her at topics like this " ted shakes his head, patting your back for comfort as schlatt pushes his hand off of you
" jay.. im sorry but this isn't just fair " you mumble, " fair? no, y/n, fucking make your decision, make me realize if all the things i did for you was worth it or no " schlatt continues
" schlatt, you're pressuring her " ted states, " im pressuring her to finally know the truth, does she likes me or you, that's just what i wanna know. "
" i.. i can't.. i cant decide right now " you mumble as ted rubs your shoulder but schlatt scoffs, " did sucking ted's dick feel that good? " schlatt blurts out
ted gasps, as you froze in your spot, flabbergasted and overwhelmed but then feeling anger as you hit a slap on his face, leaving a red mark
" you know what schlatt? maybe you're right, maybe... maybe the things you did for me weren't worth it " you mumble, teary eyed, " im sorry if i made you waste your time, you can fucking leave "
ted glares at schlatt, as he follows after you, leaving schlatt all by himself as the man comforts you
the whole argument caused the rest of the episode to be dry, cold and just.. not it, you avoided schlatt the whole episode, talking to only ted and the oblivious charlie
you groan out as you rolled on your bed, blaming yourself, maybe if you could've picked at that moment this wouldn't happen-
a knock interrupts your overthinking, you glanced at the clock, 11 pm, maybe your pizza had arrived? as you get off your bed, you slowly open the door revealing a teary eyed schlatt, a bouquet on his hand
" ... hi " he greets as you look away, " .... hi " you respond as he sighs out, " im.. im so fucking sorry " schlatt mutters
" i know.. i know i was impatient and so fucking jealous, i acted out my anger and im so fucking dumb to only realize that id hurt you " he states, " i should've waited, i should've never said those to you during our argument, y/n, i.. i fucking love you, im so.. im so fucking sorry "
your eyes widened, schlatt wasn't always the one to talk about his feelings, he'd rarely mention it, " it's alright.. if you.. you know.. wont let me have a chance anymore, i understand, im a fucking dick "
" but yeah.. i hope you forgive me " he mumbles, handling you the bouquet as you slowly face him, " .. jay.. im also.. uhm.. sorry for making you wait this long.. " you mutter, receiving the bouquet, " i understand why you'd suddenly confront me and.. say those things "
" it's fine.. if you dont want to chase after me anymore, i genuinely understand- " you were cut off by a hug, " no, im not letting that loser take you all by himself "
" this feels fucking cringey to say.. but i love you y/n, i dont care how long you'll love me back... or never love me back but that's just.. that's just what i wanna say, i fucking love you "
i love your writes so much what pet names do you think schlatt would call his gf 🤭🤍
nicknames
a/n ; AHHH TYSM<333 i appreciate you enjoy my works :))) 🫂🫂🫂
i feel like at first he'd be against pet names because he thinks they're cringe but he couldn't help himself,
• baby
• dollie
• doll
• pretty
• goddess
• toots
• would probably call you his whore for fun 😭😭
• wife
• darling
• honey
•my girlfriend
• he'd unironically call you pumpkin
• sweet cheeks BSHAHAHAH
• sugar plum
haha i know this is very short 😭😭😭 mb guys
Could you maybe write a transmasc fic with a little spice of praise and degrading?? (There aren't enough transmasc fics 😓) you can also add your own little bedazzle to it ofc <33
Pretty Boy
nsfw
just schlatt fucking his boyfriend with love lolsies
afab reader, mentions of top scars, calling you his handsome boy, praising, calling you his slut/whore, p in v, daddy kink!
a/n; hii! okay.. erm im gonna be honest im not really great in this ff 😭 but yk i hope u enjoy it :))
you chuckle softly, getting ticklish as schlatt press kisses on your stomach, " my very very handsome boy " he whispers at you as he fixes your dark curly hair
" you're so fucking handsome " schlatt added, cupping your cheeks, as he presses smooches all over your face, as he slowly thrusts in and out of you as you moan in reply
" ah.. jay.. " you moans softly, as he continues to kiss you while his hips rolls gently and slowly
" you take me so well baby " schlatt continues to leave trails of kisses on your cheek until it reaches your neck as he pauses, " you smell so good " schlatt smiles before pecking your neck
" i think i'm buying you more of these " he teases you, as he holds up your leg, resting it on his shoulder, deepening his thrusts as you moan
" oh my god... jay, " you whimper out, as you gasp, feeling his teeth on your skin as your firsts ball up, gripping on his covers, schlatt groans out, slapping your thigh, gentle, " fuck.. dont tighten up slut "
your face flushes red, " my fucking handsome whore " jay mutters, as he continues to thrust, trailing his lips across your torso to put a stop as he reaches your chest
pecking on your top scars, his eyes staring at you with admiration, " i love you so much toots, im so fucking proud of you " he smiles
as he leans back, his hand trailing on your scars, " so fucking proud of you, so prettier with these " he added as he picks up his pace as you were a moaning mess
" i..i love you too " you hiccupped, schlatt always liked missionary, so he can admire how pretty you are, your teary eyes, your scars on your chest, your beautiful.. beautiful face
you throw your head back as he took you off guard, suddenly slamming his dick inside you again, his pace faster than ever as you were a mess under him
" ah ah ah ah oh my god- ah.. j-jay oh my god " you moan out, as schlatt grabs your hands, gently pinning you down as he mercifully continues to fuck you dumb with his cock
" my fucking pretty boy, such a fucking whore for my cock " he mutters, " does the pretty boy love his daddy so much? "
" yes, yes, oh my god, daddy yes- " you sobbed out, nodding as he plunges into your hole as if it's nothing, skin slapping, sweating and moaning fills the room
" daddy... daddy.. please.. please im about to cum " you manage to whimper out as he nods, " yeah? be a pretty one and put on a show for me alright? " he whispers
suddenly lifting you up, placing you on his lap as he places his hand on your back for support, " fuck.. baby boy.. i think im fucking cumming "
" ngh- ... fuck! " you scream out, your body shuddering as you release your orgasm whilst schlatt's penetrates your hole with his semen, filling you up
i CANT stop thinking about the idea of a schlatt x camgirl reader fic
Pose for the fans
nsfw
fem!reader x loser loner pathetic schlatt
reader is a cam girl whilst schlatt is her biggest donator and fan!!
you gasps, " oh my god! user jnschlt thank you for your donation! " you clasp your hand together, " 'hi baby, here's some 500, can you lift your skirt up and show us how pretty you are? ' " the tts reads out
you giggles softly, " am i really that pretty? " you twirl your hair with your fingers as you sit on your knees, slowly, teasingly pulling up your skirt to reveal a lacey pink panties
the live chat immediately went into shambles, spamming compliments whilst schlatt, chuckles, amused, his hands already on his pants, before typing on his keyboard, ' baby, how many more to get that dildo on your pretty pink pussy hm? ' he donates as you read it
" hm.. eager aren't we? " you tease your viewers before gently picking up the pink dildo, showing it off to the camera, " i think we're too fast to be in there " she giggles softly
as you spread your legs, moving your panties to the side to reveal, your already wet and hot pussy, " is this what you guys want? " you flaunt your pussy as the chat speeds up
" fuck.. " schlatt groans out, chuckling in amusement as he slowly palms himself, " dumb fucking whore " he moans out, sending another donation
' jnschlt sent 1000, put a show on us baby ' the tts reads out as you gasp, " jnschlt! oh my god you're really spoiling me "
" you want a show huh? then ill give you a show " your lips form into a cheeky smile, and with a teasingly slow pace, you take off your panties, your hands playing with your folds
meanwhile schlatt lifts up his shirt and lowers his pants, his eyes stuck to the screen as if he was hypnotized, you rub yourself, moaning in pleasure, " you enjoying the show? "
the chat spams yes, ranging from compliments, degrades, and slurs, " ah fuck " you throws your head back as you plays with your own buds, you hand slowly squeezing your breasts
schlatt groans out, impatient, but he continues to admire your body, his eyes eye fucking the girl on his monitor
he pushes his head back as he leans his back on his seat, for a loser who has nothing to do with his life schlatt found a new obsession on some random camgirl on a random site he saw
you continue to rub your clit as you bite your lip, " shit... ", spreading your legs more to show your wet juices on your pussy as schlatt fasten his pace, grabbing a nearby lube to lube up his dick
after playing with your pussy, you enter a finger as you moan out softly, as schlatt groans, ' jnschlt donated 5000, baby, i dont have the time for this, please ' you gasp
chuckling, thinking how pathetic he is before shrugging, " fineee, you're so impatient " you giggle softly, grabbing the dildo
teasing your hole by slapping the pink silicone on your already sensitive clit, as you moan out, pushing the tip slowly, just to tease her viewers too
" what a fucking whore jesus fucking christ " schlatt smiles, he fastens his pace as you gasp, finally entering the entire size in your pussy
" oh my god, fuck.. i forgot this is like.. 7 inches or something " you chuckle, as you continue to thrust in and out the dildo, replying back with a moan
" fuck.. exactly my size " schlatt mumbles, shifting on his seat as he continues to jerk himself off
" ngh fuck.. it feels so good " you moan out, as you maintain eye contact with the camera, " it feels so good daddies "
" feels really fucking good.. i feel so fucking- ah.. full " you continue, " fuck.. holy shit.. " schlatt moans back, fisting his dick with the palm of his hands
" what a fucking whore, fucking bitch.. fuck.. im gonna.. im gonna fucking shove my cock on your pussy when i see you.. " he mutters, as his adrenaline hits and yours too as you fasten your thrusts, moaning and whimpering
" ah ah ah oh my god " you moans out, rolling your eyes back in pleasure, braindead from all the pleasure and adrenaline your getting
" fuck... what a fucking slut.. fucking cum slut.. " schlatt groans out, as his precum leaks on his tip, grabbing more lube so he can lube himself up
" ah shit- i-im fucking cumming " you stammer, feeling a hot pool on your stomach as you bite your lip, " fuck.. im cumming too " schlatt mutters, acting as if he's talking to you
you continue to thrust in the silicone in your sensitive and sore pussy, fucking your brains out as schlatt's movements follow your thrusts
and after a few thrusts, you came, shaking in pleasure as you squirt out your juices while schlatt came too, his semen on his monitor, covering your panting figure
Schlatt x reader w a fat ass :3333
I love big booty bitches
fem!reader x schlatt hcs
nsfw(?) + suggestive kind of
•schlatt and his wife with .... big cheeks..
•would always make jokes about it, tease the shit out of you for your reaction
•would squeeze it and slap it when you guys are alone
•he probably would make it his pillow like, you're reading something then he'd just rest his head in it as if it's a pillow
•would eat you out everytime he has a chance just so he can plunge his face on your ass 😭
•like the way it jiggles whenever you walk
•would bite it ( non wilbur soot style )
•has a ' i love big booty bitches ' mug in a way of showing you off
• doesn't like it when other people talk about it
𐙚 || new author!!
hello everyone! my name's ren but i also go by rei, my pronouns r she/her but im also comfortable with any prns, im 19 years old and my fixations r qsmp, quackity, schlatt, chuckle sandwich, ted nivison, charlie slimcicle and many more!!
we DO NOT support w.soot in this household, thanksies! also if u dont like my works feel free to click away! and dont be shy to send any requests :))
massive age gap schlatt hcs!
• let's say reader is 19 and schlatt's 34
• they met when reader was still 18 and schlatt was 33, the two met on reader's university because schlatt is her friend's uncle
• got along fastly
• when i say massive age gap i also meant massive, and i mean MASSIVE size difference
• would call reader doll, baby, little one
• schlatt felt it was immorally wrong to flirt with a girl half his age but went along with reader
• would rest his jaw on top of her head in a way to tease her
• would be very protective of her when talking to another boy as same age as her
• snatching you away, hugging you infront of the boy, being clingy and touchy just to show him you're his
• he wouldn't tell you, but he'll overthink and be a little insecure but reader would always reassure him that she's all his
• and during sex, he would be very VERY gentle with her, his hands on her hips, slowly guiding her with his thrusts
• calling him pretty and showering her with kisses
• " fuck, is this okay? am i not hurting you? feels good hm? "
• " baby, you're so fucking pretty, holy shit, so fucking beautiful "
• and during aftercare, he'd spoil you, bathing you, feeding you, buying you immediately what you wanted
a/n ; feel free to send any requests :3!
Maid dress
nsfw!!
schlatt jerking off to reader while she's streaming, obvi inspired when j bought wenston some maid outfits and people were calling him his sugar daddy lols
a/n ; 886 words :)
reader flaunts herself at the camera, spinning whilst she tries on the maid outfit schlatt had bought her, " chat, do i look pretty? " she smiles as she assembles the outfit
meanwhile schlatt was on the call with her, eyes immensely focused on her live stream, " jesus fuck, you look worse " he mutters as reader glares at him through the camera
" well, you bought this for me, so maybe it's not me who's the problem " she rolls her eyes at him as schlatt chuckles, not taking his eyes off his screen once
the two had been close friends for over a year now, meeting through, shamefully, the dsmp, the duo are very different ccs on their own, reader being more into makeup and gaming whilst schlatt's varies
ever since they first met on the server the two just sparked a connection, coming off as frenemies for the public, a banter of theirs but exactly off camera, it was a whole different story
schlatt is reader's sugar daddy
at first reader would just joke about being broke, " oh my fucking godd it's so pretty but i dont wanna waste my money ", " that's so fucking expensive ", " okay im broke " until schlatt got tired and actually offered her to be her sugar daddy
at first reader thought it was a joke, a silly new banter for them but nope!, every week, new parcels would arrive on the streamer's doorstep with small notes, but chat doesn't know that, chat doesn't need to know that
" fine, ill get you a new one done " he mumbles, as he scrolls through amazon, " anime french maid apron lolita fancy dress cosplay costume furry cat ear gloves socks set " he reads out the title causing reader to chuckle as they wear the stockings for the uniform
" oh it comes in pink " he added as reader smiles, " i like pink " she replies as schlatt scoffs, " of course you do "
as the girl sits down on her bed to wear the stockings, schlatt's eyes linger down on her bare thighs, enjoying the view as he leans back on his chair
" do you need something else too? " he mutters as reader gasps, " oh my gosh! you should buy me that uhm... blaire doll thing " she smiles as schlatt shakes his head, " blaire doll thing? " he repeats her, " the fuck is that? "
reader tries to wear the collar to complete the look, " it's like a doll! " she states as she grabs her phone to show off the picture
" that's an ugly looking doll " he mutters, as he gulps, looking down at his now hard on, unironically finding reader in a whole cat maid dress... hot
" more uglier than you are " she retorts as he chuckles, " guess no more doll for you then " schlatt replies, shrugging as reader gasps, now pouting
" im kiddingggg pleaseee buy me one? " she pleads looking at the camera as her live chat speeds up, " .. fuck.. " he groans out, not loud enough for his mic to pick up, him slowly sliding in his hand inside his shorts
" please please please " she continues, as she reads off the chat, " please jschlatt senpai " she bursts out laughing, mentally cringing as schlatt chuckles, " ..fine "
" yay! chat! we fucking wonnn! " she celebrates as she jumps around the frame, clasping her hands together, " we're the best at this shit " she shrugs, smug, unaware that the man she's in a call with is already jerking off to her
" reader.., think im gonna mute for a sec, gotta do something " he mumbles as reader nods, understanding, " bet, im gonna talk with chat for a bit " she smiles, as schlatt immediately mutes himself
" fuck.. what a fucking whore.. i didn't actually think she'd do a stream " schlatt chuckles, amused as he palms himself, as reader did what she said, interacting with her audience
" what a pretty slut holy shit " he chuckles, clearly amused as he bites his lip, his rough hand playing with his dick
" chat i look so pretty right? " reader asks, fixing her hair as chat spams yes, " you damn sure are " he mumbles, as he grabs the base of his cock, using his saliva for lube
" ah fuck, fucking.. so fucking pretty " he breathes out, his body shuddering slightly as he jerks himself off, his eyes never leaving her
" fuck.. fuck.. " schlatt throws his head back as he leans back on his chair, fastening his pace, " stupid fucking whore.. "
he moans out, lifting his shirt up, as he continues to palm himself at the sight of her, he's never gonna buy her those stupid costumes again
or maybe he'll rain her with more gifts, then maybe a flight to texas so she can show everything off to him... maybe
his lashes flutter, fastening his already fast pace as he continues to moan, " stupid fucking slut, .. shit... pretty- pretty whore " he stammers
he can feel his precum leaking as reader talks with her chat, innocent yet suggestive, that stupid maid dress, if schlatt can immediately fly to london, he fucking would, he'd immediately bend her over, not caring if she was streaming or not and fuck her like some animal
" ah fuck! " he moans loudly, his semen, spurting on his keyboard making a fucking mess, " shit... " he groans out
maybe instead of ordering her a new costume, maybe he'll fly her out instead
Netflix and Chill
sfw!! very fluffy
schlatt works on his laptop while you sob over the notebook || short ff :)
a/n ; hii im a new writer pls be kind to me 😢
" oh my fucking god, are you actually crying? " schlatt chuckles at his girlfriend, the two was watching the notebook, reader's suggestion
" im sorry okay! but look at them! they died together! " reader continued to sob as schlatt leans in, fixing her hair as he wipes her tears that stains her cheek
" it's just-- baby, will you love me like noah did " reader suddenly faces schlatt as jay pauses, before chuckling, finding her pouty face adorable as she asks him that question
" do i need to be ryan gosling just so i can love you? " he teases her before pecking her cheek, " i already love you enough, you're like my allie " he continues on
as reader pauses, before continuing to sob, tackling schlatt for a tight hug, " i love you so much! " she sniffles as schlatt responds with a pat on her back
" i love you more, doll " jay replies as he continues to shower her with pecks and kisses all over her face
Tried reading schlatt’s info on the smp live fandom page. A whole 6th of the page is just nicknames and I’ve already started losing my voice before I even hit the halfway mark.
Hello i may or may not of posted an animation for the first time and id love if you could check it out!
Reblogs are really appreciated!!
Thanks for everything guys :]]
