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Why are we talking about Dean Worcestershire sauce being baby girl when we have King Triton from the little mermaid here me out guys he’s middle aged he’s pretty pathetic he’s got killer hair he’s sad and anger AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART HIS TITS ARE OUT he’s kinda slutty too
MHA CHARACTERS AS RANDOM SHIT ME AND MY FRIENDS TEXTED EACH OTHER
@misssprinkles @matcopii
uraraka + mina
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jiro + momo
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shinso + monoma
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sero
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bakugo
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iida + denki
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jiro
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kirishima
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Izuku
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Denki
yall i have a rent obsession now how do i stop being a theatre kid and crying over a fictional couple
Bruno Encanto gets drafted in Vietnam
who’s in favor of banning my brother from the request box?
did i wake up 3 hours earlier than usual to watch my little pony friendship is magic except with teenage boys and basketball? absolutely
rip me i got 4 hours of sleep but it’s worth it
I just rewatched x men and oh my god hugh jackman is so cutie patootie
every time i watch a recent marvel movie it makes me want to reboot the whole thing and do my own casting and switch it up lmk if yall are interested in my personal new castings and plots of marvel movies (specifically avengers)
guys help there’s this girl next to me who keeps talking about her worms and putting her face near my shoulder and she doesn’t have any iron
downloaded the hogwarts game on my switch and nobody will be hearing from me for a week, i’m hooked
currently listening to smoked away my brain my ASAP and thinking about sharing a blunt with katsuki & friends
Oshawott got isekai’d, Tepig became French, therefore Snivy is joining the time travelling mafia in legends: celebi
i’m taking a creative writing elective next year does this mean i should start writing idk i barely have any motivation tho but whatever idk is this a sign or am i stupid
Chat, is it wrong to send my therapist a TikTok? At 11:15pm?
Recession core but being away at school. My mom called me to talk but then proceeded to get into a fight with my dad while I’m stuck on the phone listening. Feels just like 2008
Guys. Watching Phineas and Ferb in Spanish. This shit is fire. THE FIRST EPISODE IS INSANE! ITS SO UNHINGED AND THEN SOMEHOW THE CHARACTERS ARE JUST CUNTIER IN SPANISH. Like they’re just insane. AND THE ENTIRE PLOT WITH PERRY US JUST
*sniffs
Smells like situationship in here
This man cannot be real. For reference he’s claiming the last time he got the flu would have been prior to 2008.
Today I tried to dress like a character (because usually I’m dressed like a bum) so I’m wearing like wide leg jeans, this purple turtle neck, a little gold chain and a beige knit vest that hugs my girlies pretty nice, with my white cowgirl boots, an oversized green army jacket and my headphones. And I’m waiting at the train station and I see ANOTHER character coded person with tattoos all up their (pretty muscular) arms and neck, ripped jeans, bright colored shoes, that matched his headphones, and at least 3 layers very specifically exposed their tattoos, chains on their belt and just an outfit that radiates this persons vibe so distinctly. And we were both kinda bopping to our headphones on the platform and it made me feel very much like a cross over episode where two characters from different shows (Supergirl and Flash, or Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place, or Supernatural and Scooby Doo) meet and maybe the plots intersect, but maybe I’m just Jesse and he’s just Adam Sandler and Ganganam Style is playing in the background.
Chat. I am making mutuals.
Sometimes I forget that most of the manhattan island is man made ;-;
Man life does really be like that sometimes huh.
Just had to come out as a mega lame nerd to my nerd bestie. He was very upset. Sorry Bestie-Dean.
Maybe all I needed was to walk around listening to fob, and smoking a joint. Then go to the park and shitpost on Tumblr from the swings.
Dead On Arrival by FOB is one of those songs that has levels of complexity to it. Like for me, the song literally is talking about itself. I ALWAYS skipped DOA because it was different from a lot of the other songs I was listening to by them. And then I gave it a listen and was like oh I forgot the ending bit is more interesting and I started fighting that instinct to skip it. Then I listened to it HIGH. I heard the words and got the meaning and I was like ohhhhh. It’s the irony of how fans react to music YEARS later. Because it has been yeaaaaaars and I’m still the target audience of emo sad hours and I’m being perceived by their music and it’s just so poetic, and then I’m like these are just some dudes and I am just high and this is just a song.
“My socks are inside out, and my thoughts are on the walls!”
Hey. Just heard about the electrical tariff war between the US and Canada. This was not the dystopia 2020 me was expecting.
- strawberries and cigarettes by Troy Sivon
I am starting a thread of songs I want people to make edits to. TikTok, YouTube, I don’t care if you send it to me through the mail on a dvd, if it has these songs to two (or more) queer fuckers I’ll watch it. Thank you.
-poltergeist by Blackbear featuring Baywatch