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Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.
Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?
no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏
xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.
Xavier, laughing: Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing—
Simon: We’re literally married.
every time simon cries, i cry
but genuinely- i love how they’re writing his character. that he gets overwhelmed, with stress, with grief, with everything. and they let him cry. they let him get upset. he doesn’t just bottle things up- or, well, he does, but we get to see the fallout. it makes his character feel so much more real. simon i love you
Xavier: Do you want to know your gay name?
Simon: My... my gay name?
Xavier: Yeah, it's your first name-
Simon: Haha. Very funny Xavier-
Xavier, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Simon: Oh- oh my god.
Simon: I fell—
Xavier: From heaven?
Simon: No, I literally fell—
Xavier: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Simon: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Xavier: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Simon: How much did you spend on this date?
Xavier: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Simon: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Xavier: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Nicole: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Claire : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever
um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶
and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.
I know this is accurate but part of my mind is like “ah yes, a secret third option where everyone is happy and the ending is perfect and doesn’t hurt ☝️” like someone shake me out of it 😭😭😭
No matter what schools spirits will have a very bittersweet ending and it hurts.
Either Maddie ends up alive and she has to say goodbye to the people and afterlife she has grown to love and care about.
Or she ends up dead and she has to say goodbye to her best friend and accept she will never get to grow up or move on. She will have to watch everyone she once knew and loved slowly leave her as they go onto their futures knowing that she will never get to experience that, knowing that she’s forever stuck in a town she hates.
No matter what option the ending will be bittersweet.
maddie & simon (circa 2022... probably)
— original screenshot below
nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭
Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters
Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.
Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?
Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.
Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?
Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?
Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
Simon Elroy needs to go to a rage room. Let him get his anger and frustrations out because he is so stressed and that’s not healthy. He’s so stressed like he needs to let all that frustration out
They need to bring this back because it was literally one of the top best things I swear
Love that whenever Maddie and Simon are talking in season one there is at least one shot to show how Simon looks like he is talking to air, just to remind the audience how ridiculous he looks to others
Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Simon: Seize the dick.
Xavier: You look good in that hoodie.
Simon: You know where else I'd look good?
Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed.
Simon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
*Xavier and Simon skipping stones on lake*
Xavier: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Simon, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench
Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?
Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Xavier sits down*
Simon: The bench is freshly painted.
Claire: Truth or dare?
Simon: Dare
Claire: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Simon: Hey Nicole
Nicole, blushing: Yeah?
Simon: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Xavier
Simon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Xavier: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Simon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone
Xavier: I’ll call
Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Simon: Hello?
Simon: Wake me up…
Claire: Before you go go!
Nicole: When September ends…
Xavier: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Maddie: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Simon, turning to Xavier: How tall are you?
School Spirits 2x04 "A Walk-In To Remember"