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Mom knows my favorite color is pink! 😜
Let’s skip the pool mom! Just stay in your room I’ll be there real fast!
“Do you mind if I sleep in your bed tonight son? It gets so lonely sleeping by myself.”
Mom gave me the hotel room with the view, but I spend all my time in her room because the view is so much better. She doesn’t understand why I’d rather just sit in her room rather then enjoying the view in my own room.
Decided I’d surprise mom and stop by unannounced. Walked in the house and was shocked to see my mom playing alone on the couch. Mom was embarrassed until she saw the bulge in my pants…
Mom always takes so long to get ready to go out. Every time I walk past her room she’s just laying like this playing on her phone. I guess I’ll try to be more patient while she “gets ready”. 🥵