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creeping (he wants leftovers) more abt him utc
this is my boy cinders! he's been with me for around 11 years now, i met him in alola when my family lived there briefly during my childhood. he's an absolute cuddle fiend and very clingy!!!!
he's one of my four "retired" battle team members (i use retired loosely because we do an occasional trainer battle and traverse routes together still :])! also byfar the most eager for fights when we have them
cinders is out of his ball nearly all the time, usually he perches himself on my shoulder or will hitch a ride in whatever bag im wearing. he acts like a little purse lillipup
I'm sorry but 'Is the universe trying to tell me I'm transgender or am I stupid' is such a funny line
Maybe I'm stupid but I genuinely don't know the difference between evolving an eevee into an espeon/umbreon and evolving them into a sylveon. They're both based on friendship and affection right? I've tried to get an umbreon twice times in my training career and I ended up with two sylveons. is the universe trying to tell me i'm transgender or am i stupid
this is a pretty common confusion with the whole "friendship versus affection" business, but it's really simple.
you get an espeon or an umbreon if you've spent a lot of time traveling and growing emotionally with your eevee and they trust you in completion. you get a sylveon if you spoil them silly
🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st
silverstaked-deactivated2023100
oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?
🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
literally what the fuck is your problem?
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
of course its a fucking hunter
🧛♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow
Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff
☠ skellingtom Follow
silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
🐺 howlin4u Follow
adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
👻 tombfoolery Follow
we did it ghouls
👻 corpsecourse Follow
dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!
👻 corpsecourse Follow
i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
HELLO???????
🦇 battybrained Follow
i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers
🧛♂️ coffincreeper Follow
next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic
👻 corpsecourse Follow
it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam
🩸 f33d3r Follow
hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it
🐺vamplovingwolf Follow
isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews
what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways
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🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow
mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches
🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow
outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it
🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow
i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations
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🎣 cardinesan Follow
uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???
🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow
honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh
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🌑 the-midnight-zoom
oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf
🔦 anglerfished Follow
hey come here for a second
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🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow
absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?
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🐋 girlwhaletail Follow
shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?
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🐌 justasnailfish Follow
where is every one ..
This is my first time hearing about Zepotha can someone catch me up
the thing about zepotha is it's literally just the worse goncharov. they WISH they could be goncharov. but instead of making any actual content even if it's just a shitty photoshop edit theyre just going on other people's content and bombarding the comment section with omg you look just like maxine from zepotha!!!
i want to see edits scraped together from five different 80s slasher films, i want to see cosplays, fake movie posters, in depth slideshow analysis videos. COMMIT TO YOUR BIT
