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me: *comes home from class and waits for the elevator*
random guy: *quietly says hi as i get in the elevator*
my brain: we know him
me: cool, who is he?
brain: no idea
me: but you just said-
brain: hey look, he's going to the same floor as you
me: oh yeah, maybe that's where i saw him
me: *gets out of the elevator and walks to my apartment only to realize the random guy lives in the apartment right in front of mine*
brain: oh funny, he's your neighbor
me: you bitch