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5 years ago

Ravi: you’re the ocean

Hongbin: explain.

Ravi: so fucking salty


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5 years ago

Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.


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5 years ago

Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!

Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies

Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!


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5 years ago

N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween 


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5 years ago

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.


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5 years ago

Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?

Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung

Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together


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5 years ago

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?


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5 years ago

Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.

Hongbin: Oh thank god.


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5 years ago

Jaewhan: You look just like I did at your age

Hyuk: Please don't say that hyung.


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5 years ago

Ken: Target acquired

*fires nerf gun at Hongbin*

Ken: Target engaged

*Hongbin sprints towards Ken*

Ken: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!


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5 years ago

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES


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5 years ago

N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?

Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.


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5 years ago

Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats


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5 years ago

N: Quick! We need a distraction

Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ken: my time has come


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5 years ago

Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?

Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.


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5 years ago

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me


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5 years ago

Hyuk: someone died in the living room.

Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.


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5 years ago

Waking up with hangover

Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?

Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did


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5 years ago

*highschool universe*

Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys

Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?

Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school

N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?

Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro

Leo recording with a proud dad smile


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5 years ago

Ravi: and now, here’s Hongbin with the cute ending

Hongbin, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending


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5 years ago

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.


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5 years ago

Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]

Leo: Understandable, have a good day.


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5 years ago

hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*

hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?

hongbin: questioning my sexuality


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5 years ago

Ken: Has anyone seen Hongbin?

Hongbin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.


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5 years ago

Ken: Do you think koalas get angry?

N: Do I look like National Geographic?


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5 years ago

Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.


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5 years ago

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.


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5 years ago

police officer: alright, what are your names?

Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin

police officer, writing it down: Hongbin

Ravi: shit

Hongbin: way to go, Ravi

police officer:

Hongbin: fuck


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