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Ravi: you’re the ocean
Hongbin: explain.
Ravi: so fucking salty
Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.
Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!
Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies
Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!
N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween
N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!
N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together
teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class
Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it
Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?
Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.
Hongbin: Oh thank god.
Jaewhan: You look just like I did at your age
Hyuk: Please don't say that hyung.
Ken: Target acquired
*fires nerf gun at Hongbin*
Ken: Target engaged
*Hongbin sprints towards Ken*
Ken: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!
Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!
Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES
N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?
Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.
Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats
N: Quick! We need a distraction
Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Ken: my time has come
Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?
Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.
Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros
Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me
Hyuk: someone died in the living room.
Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.
Waking up with hangover
Ravi: OMG!! What we did? What WE DID!?!?
Leo: being drunk, dumb gays, that's what we did
*highschool universe*
Ken and Ravi dancing at the front of the school dressed as turkeys
Hongbin: what on Earth are they doing?
Hyuk holding his laughing: I told them this was a tradition of the school
N: those dumbasses believed you? Without asking no one else?
Hyuk: it's bc I have no bitch resting face, bro
Leo recording with a proud dad smile
Ravi: and now, here’s Hongbin with the cute ending
Hongbin, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending
N: ok but did you have to slap him?
Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said
N: what did he say?
Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"
N: fair enough.
Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]
Leo: Understandable, have a good day.
hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*
hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?
hongbin: questioning my sexuality
Ken: Has anyone seen Hongbin?
Hongbin, lying facedown on the floor: Present.
Ken: Do you think koalas get angry?
N: Do I look like National Geographic?
Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Hyuk: Hope you get run over.
Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
police officer: alright, what are your names?
Ravi : don’t tell him, Hongbin
police officer, writing it down: Hongbin
Ravi: shit
Hongbin: way to go, Ravi
police officer:
Hongbin: fuck