Aye, just your average incarnation of a jungle cat who likes to nap. This be my blog where I share the thingys I feel are funny or hella relevant.✌🏾
163 posts
Pretty sure I just connected with this on a spiritual level....
me thinking about the continuous progression of time
me: im so happy with my life right now
stress:
"I know you're someone out there, someone far away."😭🎶
WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.
you know what i dont understand??
why dont adults have sleepovers or spoon with their platonic friends or hang out until sunrise?? when are you supposed to stop putting your head in a random friends lap and telling them to play with your hair?? when do we stop going to the grocery store together and spending the night at each others places and crowding as many of our friends onto our beds as possible so we can snuggle and gossip?
i dont want a house in the suburbs i want an place in the city with a bunch of my pals and dogs where we hang out in the kitchen and dogpile on the couch if one of us is sad
friend: wyd
me: studying
friend: let’s gossip
me:
Currently my life.😧
me: *clicks a settings menu*
my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)
me: i love minding my own Business !
something: happens
me:
When someone you don’t like talks to you
When someone you like starts talking to you
Relatable asf!!😭
me carefully reminding karma of the people she needs to take care of
aries: angry bitch taurus: hungry bitch gemini: loud bitch cancer: weird bitch leo: bITCH virgo: quiet bitch libra: indecisive bitch scorpio: bitchy bitch sagittarius: funny bitch capricorn: ambitious bitch aquarius: crazy bitch pisces: sensitive bitch
the difference between you and me is that I free my time to talk to you while you talk to me in your free time.
Do you believe in soul mates?
I believe that there are people out there who fit together perfectly with your personality and just who you are. So yeah I guess in a way :]
Definitely me if I were a cat.❤
Meet Thor, The Bengal Cat With Purrfectly Beautiful Fur
I take walk-ins, please form a line.
the 1 rule for watching teen wolf:
don’t get emotionally attached because you will get emotionally attacked